I thought Ron Reagan was married ..... to a woman? Is his wife really a he?
I thought YOU did not believe in Hell?<quoted text>
Yes, but all my republican friends here in Hell keep calling him a gay libatard. I just go with it so they don't kick me out of the cool gang.
Though things can get awkard sometimes with my good buddy Saddam after the way my V.P.'s failure of a son, and Rummy screwed him over. Saddam is always asking me "What the hell happened, Gipper?" and telling me "I thought you and our good buddy Rummy had a deal."
Boy was my face red when the Husseinster showed up down here and told me what happened.
Hey, did you hear Hillary had a heart attack?
Bill made a pass at her last night!
I guess Bill had his beer goggles on and Hill came home unexpectedly.