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Affirmative Diversity

Louisville, KY

#137091 Jan 15, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
The Americans With No Abilities Act
President Barack Obama and the Democratic Senate are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."
In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substanti al tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?"
"As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember righty tighty, lefty loosey. "This new law should be real good for people like me. Iíll finally have job security." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalen ted citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so."
I sure hope that this is a joke.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#137092 Jan 15, 2013
By the way, most voting crimes are not prosecuted either. And you Loony-Tooney-Lefties keep saying that since only a few people have been convicted of voting fraud, we should not require voter ID to vote.
Oh, most voting crimes, like all other crimes, are committed by ....Liberals. Liberals always seem to rationalize their criminal activities.
Learn to Read

Chicago, IL

#137093 Jan 15, 2013
Learn to Understand wrote:
<quoted text>that its better to be a mobile moron than a mobile monkee like you.
Blather on turd. Blather on
Grand Birther

United States

#137094 Jan 15, 2013
Why I'm for The Brady Bill -- Ronald "Hiltler" Reagan.
Affirmative Diversity

Louisville, KY

#137095 Jan 15, 2013
Jacques Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
To GB the Kentuckian and you, LRs, "esconced" is quite correct. My bad, hence my apology to GB and you and thank you for correcting me.
Does this mean that you admit that "ensconceded" is NOT a word?
BTW, you spelled it wrong again.
Learn to Read

Buffalo Grove, IL

#137096 Jan 15, 2013
Justice Dale wrote:
<quoted text>No, all people born or naturalized here can't be subject to any foreign power, people who are subjects of a foreign power must be naturalized at their request.
Obama's only ipso-facto citizenship at his birth was that of the United Kingdom, since his father was a subject of the Crown, which precluded him from being "and subject to the jurisdiction, thereof".
Only citizens of the US are "subject to the jurisdiction, thereof", all others here are per reciprocal treaties between the US and their country of origin.
Nice fantasy you got there Dale. No substance to it but you've obviously rehearsed

Ankeny v. Governor of Indiana (Indiana 2008 ‚Äď Appellate Court):‚ÄúBased upon the language of Article II, Section 1, Clause 4 and the guidance provided by Wong Kim Ark, we conclude that persons born within the borders of the United States are ‚Äúnatural born Citizens‚ÄĚ for Article II, Section 1 purposes, regardless of the citizenship of their parents.‚ÄĚ
Jacques Ottawa

Scarborough, Canada

#137097 Jan 15, 2013
Learn to Read wrote:
<quoted text>
Had the good fortune to meet him in person. Fascinating man
Really? Sometimes in life, we get lucky.
Affirmative Diversity

Louisville, KY

#137098 Jan 15, 2013
Grand Birther wrote:
<quoted text>
We get it, you like little boys.
Please look up parapraxis.
Why do they use your picture for the definition?
Jacques Ottawa

Scarborough, Canada

#137099 Jan 15, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you looked at Rasmussen's presidential tracking poll lately. Obama has dropped 6% since his reelection!
So? He's still got 4 years and 6 days to make it go back up
Affirmative Diversity

Louisville, KY

#137100 Jan 15, 2013
Grand Barfer wrote:
<quoted text>
We get it, you like little boys.
Please look up parapraxis.
Why do they use your picture for the definition?
Jacques Ottawa

Scarborough, Canada

#137101 Jan 15, 2013
Rogue Scholar 05 wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you looked at Rasmussen's presidential tracking poll lately. Obama has dropped 6% since his reelection!
Am I wrong here or is that the same Rassmussen poll that predicted a Romeny win?
Grand Birther

United States

#137102 Jan 15, 2013
Grand Barfbag wrote:
<quoted text>
What the matter sweet pea? You too black to understand english, or are you a wetbaque on the run?
You probably meant to capitalize English, right?

We'll overlook your simple mistake this time.
Jacques Ottawa

Scarborough, Canada

#137103 Jan 15, 2013
Affirmative Diversity wrote:
Very Interesting.
Proof that all of Congress, the Judiciary, and the Media know that Obama is a usurper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch... #!
Is the time for a Revolution on the horizon?
If I were the government, I would not worryabout puffball revolutionaries like you, haha.
Jacques Ottawa

Scarborough, Canada

#137104 Jan 15, 2013
Affirmative Diversity wrote:
<quoted text>
I sure hope that this is a joke.
Rogue's posts usually are, except that they are not funny.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#137106 Jan 15, 2013
Affirmative Diversity wrote:
Very Interesting.
Proof that all of Congress, the Judiciary, and the Media know that Obama is a usurper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch... #!
Is the time for a Revolution on the horizon?
Have you noticed that on most posts with Dr. Taitz, the volume is turned way down?!?
Justice Dale

Wichita, KS

#137107 Jan 15, 2013
Learn to Read wrote:
<quoted text>
Nice fantasy you got there Dale. No substance to it but you've obviously rehearsed
Ankeny v. Governor of Indiana (Indiana 2008 ‚Äď Appellate Court):‚ÄúBased upon the language of Article II, Section 1, Clause 4 and the guidance provided by Wong Kim Ark, we conclude that persons born within the borders of the United States are ‚Äúnatural born Citizens‚ÄĚ for Article II, Section 1 purposes, regardless of the citizenship of their parents.‚ÄĚ
The USSC can't change the meaning of the 14th, as they tried to do in WKA, that requires an amendment.
The only people that are "and subject to the jurisdiction, thereof", are citizens. If this were not true, then the only requirement for citizenship would be to step on to US soil, the naturalization process would not exist.
Learn to Read

Buffalo Grove, IL

#137108 Jan 15, 2013
Justice Dale wrote:
<quoted text>The USSC can't change the meaning of the 14th, as they tried to do in WKA, that requires an amendment.
The only people that are "and subject to the jurisdiction, thereof", are citizens. If this were not true, then the only requirement for citizenship would be to step on to US soil, the naturalization process would not exist.
Gee - now if only anyone besides you (and Romper) believed this fable.

Purpura v. Obama (New Jersey 2012): No court, federal, state or administrative, has accepted the challengers‚Äô position that Mr. Obama is not a ‚Äúnatural born Citizen‚ÄĚ due to the acknowledged fact that his father was born in Kenya and was a British citizen by virtue of the then applicable British Nationality Act. Nor has the fact that Obama had, or may have had, dual citizenship at the time of his birth and thereafter been held to deny him the status of natural born. It is unnecessary to reinvent the wheel here.‚Ķ The petitioners‚Äô legal position on this issue, however well intentioned, has no merit in law. Thus, accepting for the point of this issue that Mr. Obama was born in Hawaii, he is a ‚Äėnatural born Citizen‚Äô regardless of the status of his father.‚ÄĚ
Learn to Read

Buffalo Grove, IL

#137109 Jan 15, 2013
Jacques Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>Really? Sometimes in life, we get lucky.
Actually my sister did some design work for one of his works (Bluebeard). There is now a very nice restaurant in town by that name (owned by a good friend) they even have one of his typewriters in the bar.
Affirmative Diversity

Louisville, KY

#137110 Jan 15, 2013
GALLUP: Americans far more concerned about economy, debt, unemployment and taxes than guns...
Ellen1

Arlington, MA

#137111 Jan 15, 2013
Justice Dale wrote:
<quoted text>The USSC can't change the meaning of the 14th, as they tried to do in WKA, that requires an amendment.
The only people that are "and subject to the jurisdiction, thereof", are citizens. If this were not true, then the only requirement for citizenship would be to step on to US soil, the naturalization process would not exist.
EVERYONE who is in the USA except for foreign diplomats and their families are subject to the USA because that means having to obey our laws. Everyone who is in the USA except for foreign diplomats and their families has to obey US laws.

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