Oh, so we are correcting, are we? Careful, lest YOU be corrected. Let's review my text and your corrections below. My comments are capitalized in brackets :<quoted text>
BTW, DUMB-ASS, do you even know proper English?
Jacques Ottawa wrote:
It's YOU, and cannot help it.
(Missing something?)(NO. THE "YOU" IS IMPLIED. PERFECT GRAMMAR)
Instead I will ask you why Obama would required
(Would required?)(PETTY/PUERILE OF YOU. OBVIOUS TYPO.)
Don't forget, he has a forged BC,
(Corrected for you)(WHAT DID YOU CORRECT?)
Oh that's right, I forgot, his mamma figured he'd be president the moment he was born in Kenya.
(No, but you got the born in Kenya part right.)(STICK TO GRAMMAR AND SPELLING, NOT YOUR LOONEY TOONEY FANTAZIES)
You must get your fertiliser
(We use fertilizer in this country, DUMB-ASS!)(IN MY COUNTRY, WE USE FERTILISER. HOWEVER, BOTH ARE COORECT, "S" OR "Z" IN BOTH COUNTRIES)
So, you are wrong. Except for an obvious typo, there are no spelling mistakes or grammatical "faux-pas" on my part. Better watch yourself from now on..
Oh, how about trying out your French or Italian, and even maybe some Spanish now that we've established my English (MY SECOND LANGUAGE ONLY BUT YOUR FIRST - WHO'D KNOW?) is as good and probably better than yours?