This is am email I sent to Fox and Friends. They have Geraldo Rivera on and they were talking about gun murder rates. Geraldo is a flaming Liberal and Allyson is Middle-of-the-roader but neither of them "get it". Liberals never do ... aboiut anything.
And you Libtards will never get anything right because you can think from the left sides of your brains. A CLASSIC Liberal is a true intellectual in that he can see all sides of any issue and come to a rational conclusion. And none of you Libtards are Classical Liberals.
I am totally nuts? Look in the mirror. And just remember, you are protected by America's nuclear umbrella.<quoted text>
This is a repeat, but well worth it :
It's from Far Side. Patient is lying on couch and rambling incoherently. Psychiatrist is facing him, we see him from the side and back, he of course looks like the typical psy nerd, and he's holding a big note pad on which has scribbled "TOTALLY NUTS". Thank you, Rogue, for making it come real.