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More bad "Furious" news. Ex-ATF agent's gun found where beauty queen died! Damn you Omama!!! You're making an awful lot of people very angry with you. Resign!
Birther scenario, typed very slowly so they can read and digest and maybe, just maybe, understand :
President's aide : Mr. President,we have a request here from a certain, er, hmm, well, very vulgar and profane person, a birther;s
President : How amusing. Let him in. I love to hear these guys as they are the true patriots, real Americans, ready to die for their country;
LRS is ushered in.
LRS : Look, blackie, you're living in the WHITE House, get it, WHITE WHITE House. You and your African family , get the hell out. Resign.
President : By god, LRS , you're right. So many reasons why I have no business here. I'm black, Kenyan, almost illiterate, no wonder, even my high school diploma is a fake. I hereby resign. You take over, LRS, you seem to be the perfect man for the job and I suggest you appoint that grand patriot, American Lady as vice-president. And Justice Dale as attorney-general;
LRS : About time, dumbazzbastard stupid n-word.
State of the Union , by newly-appointed president LRS :
Dear fellow Lady dumbazzbastards and dumbazzbitch Americans. I'm the prez now see, and what I say goes. From immdiate effect, ALL citizens, including newborns, are to be armed. Anyone refusing to do so will face a firing squad of his peers. Don't be impatient, Rogue, I promise you'll lead the first firing squad. We nuke all Moslem countries, Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran tomorrow and annex Canada just like we successfully did in 1812. All buttflappers report to me this instant and bring plenty of condoms as I intend to make it last, whoopee. Oh, all those earning over $250,000 are hereby tax-exempt. Drilliong for oil starts next week at Ground Zero, Central Park, Grand Canyon and Arlington cemetery. Lastly, I will shutter all "enemy" newspapers like the NY Times, Washington Post and formally name Pravda our national newspaper .