BARACK OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE: Suit contesting Obama's citizen...

[LRS]

LRS wrote:

Don't you just love the way the Lunatic will twist a post? I posted; Lunatic don't confuse "your" pornography with "your" politics. Yet he comes back with I'm a Flynt adorator! Either he can't comprehend what he reads or he just enjoys lying. Either way, he loses

The lunatics reply: confirms he is crazy.

Yup, thanks for confirming that you are a Flynt adorator, else why would you breathlessly mention him? You're also gay, as you keep coming back with gayness. What else are you hiding with you in that closet, slug?

Certifiable Lunatic. BTW, did anyone happen to see where gay is mentioned in this? L-U-N-A-T-I-C!

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

Jacques Ottawa wrote:
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Pravda once more? Communist traitor.
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Whatsamatta? Ran out of hate media in the U.S., so now you turn to Putin's Pravda? Rate you up there with the big O? Dream on. You're a splattered communist bug under his foot.

"You're a splattered communist bug under his foot"??? Tell me you didn't post this. LMAO!!!! Not only are you a lunatic but you're an immature lunatic! How insignificant!! LMAO lunasquid

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

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This thing is dated June 12. JUNE 12, poor you. You don't read and when you do, don't comprehend. He says he can't vote Obama. It's ancient history and to top it off, he's dead wrong, way off. OBAMA WON. You're truly a sorry communist. Bet the hammer and sickle are tattoed on your forehead.

Lunatic, speaking of foreheads, what's that forehead angle these days? LMAO!

[Jacques Ottawa]

LRS wrote:

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"You're a splattered communist bug under his foot"??? Tell me you didn't post this. LMAO!!!! Not only are you a lunatic but you're an immature lunatic! How insignificant!! LMAO lunasquid

Not too too strong on "figuratively speaking" or "metaphors", are you? Look them up if you have a dictionary, though I doubt you own one. Trying to catch me off-guard, are you? Make me look bad. You failed miserably. Oh, to your birther ilk, perhaps, but not to intelligent people. You're too dumb, period. My god you're dumb.

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

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Not too too strong on "figuratively speaking" or "metaphors", are you? Look them up if you have a dictionary, though I doubt you own one. Trying to catch me off-guard, are you? Make me look bad. You failed miserably. Oh, to your birther ilk, perhaps, but not to intelligent people. You're too dumb, period. My god you're dumb.

I'm familiar with both lunatic. I wouldn't categorize that statement as either. Sounds more like something you'd hear on an elementary schoolyard. Infantile gibberish. Catch you off-guard? You're never on guard! Make you look bad? You do a fine job of that all by your lonesome. lunatic squid or lunasquid LMAO!!!!!

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

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Not too too strong on "figuratively speaking" or "metaphors", are you? Look them up if you have a dictionary, though I doubt you own one. Trying to catch me off-guard, are you? Make me look bad. You failed miserably. Oh, to your birther ilk, perhaps, but not to intelligent people. You're too dumb, period. My god you're dumb.

Hey Lunasquid, who is your God?

[Jacques Ottawa]

LRS wrote:

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I'm familiar with both lunatic. I wouldn't categorize that statement as either. Sounds more like something you'd hear on an elementary schoolyard. Infantile gibberish. Catch you off-guard? You're never on guard! Make you look bad? You do a fine job of that all by your lonesome. lunatic squid or lunasquid LMAO!!!!!

No you're not. Had to look them up. You're illiterate. How COULD you know?

Elementary school yard? That's MY line. Try to be more original. You can cut and paste my words all you want, but to avoid plagiarism (now THERE'S a familiar word) quote your source, namely me;

Finished ranting, tied up in knots, screaming your head off? Call your beautiful, ha ha, nurse girl friends. One to hold, one to inject. Bet you have that down pat by now, right?

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

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No you're not. Had to look them up. You're illiterate. How COULD you know?
Elementary school yard? That's MY line. Try to be more original. You can cut and paste my words all you want, but to avoid plagiarism (now THERE'S a familiar word) quote your source, namely me;
Finished ranting, tied up in knots, screaming your head off? Call your beautiful, ha ha, nurse girl friends. One to hold, one to inject. Bet you have that down pat by now, right?

Already losing it I see. Lunatic LMAO!!

[LRS]

Hey Lunasquid, were you abused as a child? Is that what turned you into a lunatic? Just curious what made you completely lose it.

[Jacques Ottawa]

LRS wrote:

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Already losing it I see. Lunatic LMAO!!

Ha ha, slug's got nuthin'.

Not that you ever did. Must be worrisome to run on empty all the time, eh boy? Never knowing when it's gonna sputter and stall. Well, it sputtered and stalled long long ago, pea-brain. Get up, stand up, give your brain a rest.

You are sooooo pitiful. You make it so easy. I think you should be given a handicap. Like in golf. Tell you what, will let you rant and gibber up to three successive posts and then I'll reply.

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

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Ha ha, slug's got nuthin'.
Not that you ever did. Must be worrisome to run on empty all the time, eh boy? Never knowing when it's gonna sputter and stall. Well, it sputtered and stalled long long ago, pea-brain. Get up, stand up, give your brain a rest.
You are sooooo pitiful. You make it so easy. I think you should be given a handicap. Like in golf. Tell you what, will let you rant and gibber up to three successive posts and then I'll reply.

Promise you'll never reply again, to me or anyone else, and it's a deal! LOL

[Jacques Ottawa]

LRS wrote:

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Promise you'll never reply again, to me or anyone else, and it's a deal! LOL

To you? With pleasure. This is too essy, gets boring. But, to anyone else? Are you speaking for "anyone else" now? You the Topix police? You can't even speak for yourself, never mind anyone else.

[Jacques Ottawa]

easy

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

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To you? With pleasure. This is too essy, gets boring. But, to anyone else? Are you speaking for "anyone else" now? You the Topix police? You can't even speak for yourself, never mind anyone else.

Everything is boring to you lunatic because you are a bore without a bit of humor. The deal is only good if you leave. Deal? LOL Earlier, you used the phrase "my God", who is your God lunatic? Honestly, you're severely lacking any human qualities. Your soul is empty, you stand for nothing, you're bitter and angry at the world, you have no morals or values and you're full of hate. What a piece of work! Too bad you amount to nothing other than being unAmerican, insignificant and irrelevant. LMAO!!!

[Jacques Ottawa]

LRS wrote:

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Everything is boring to you lunatic because you are a bore without a bit of humor. The deal is only good if you leave. Deal? LOL Earlier, you used the phrase "my God", who is your God lunatic? Honestly, you're severely lacking any human qualities. Your soul is empty, you stand for nothing, you're bitter and angry at the world, you have no morals or values and you're full of hate. What a piece of work! Too bad you amount to nothing other than being unAmerican, insignificant and irrelevant. LMAO!!!

You can put down your white flag now. I accept your capitulation.

[LRS]

Jacques Ottawa wrote:

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You can put down your white flag now. I accept your capitulation.

White flag? Still making crap up huh lunatic? You know that only shows how badly defeated you are, no? I noticed you didn't answer my questions, how come? Whazdamadda? BTW, wouldn't someone have to offer you something "before" you could accept? Yes. LMAO! You really don't understand much of anything do you? How's that Global Warming thingy working out for ya? LMAO!!! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the one and only "Lunasquid"! HaHaHaHa

[LRS]

Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?

A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

[wojar]

Since the eligibility kerfluffle is now dead, birfoons should move on to more important issues. How about celebrity pets? Did you know that Kim K's cat just died?

[wojar]

Birfoonism angst doesn't qualify as kerfuffle. It's as substantial as a marshmallow - Kerfluffles.

[LRS]

Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?

A: A Polaroid One-Step.