There you go, Unionize those poor birds.<quoted text>
Can you even imagine how miserable it must be to be a working person completely befuddled and led around by the nose by heartless robber barons?
A working person who votes for a Republican is like a chicken who voted for Colonel Sanders to have his way with him.
Believe it or not everyone is in a pecking order, you just don't want to work.
Be the head rooster, start your own business.