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Troll

Fort Myers, FL

#132727 Dec 11, 2012
Jacques Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
If so, then that would make them unionized tea party member idiots.
Are you a coon canadian?

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#132728 Dec 11, 2012
Fed Up wrote:
The person who wrote this is a college student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a our separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O?Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "K** Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
I have a better deal. If you cannot accept the will of the majority get your butt out of here.

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#132729 Dec 11, 2012
Fed Up wrote:
The person who wrote this is a college student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all.
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a our separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O?Reilly, and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "K** Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Here's how it works. If you cannot accept the will of the people as expressed through the electoral processes your butt outta here, fake Americans.
Troll

Fort Myers, FL

#132730 Dec 11, 2012
Jacques Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
Except for tax havens like the Caymans, have you compared the above cut-and-paste figures with other real world countries tax-wise? Do you think for a second that other first-rate countries don't have the same tax burdens? It's known that the US has one of the lowest income and sales tax rates in the world. Where will your super rich moguls go? To low-tax Caymans, Bermuda, Bahamas, Switzerland, Monaco? Except for Swtizerland, do you even know why taxes are lower in those countries? Have you even looked it up? Will there be enough square footage to welcome all these ungrateful tax dodgers? Anywhwere else? Because better yet, the whiner rich can go to the Congo, Mozambique, Mali, or Somalia, why not? No taxes at all there. few roads, few schools, no paid police, few hospitals, sorry banks, no nuthin'. But, hey, no taxes. And they can visit the US more than 6 months a year, enjoy all the amenities they don't have where they "escaped" from the repressive U.S. and pay no taxes and enjoy, courtesy of the middle class.
And how much money is being sheltered by ovomits j-bag friends of google in Bermuda?

GE income in 2010 was approx. 5 billion dollars, but did not pay any income taxes?

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#132733 Dec 11, 2012
Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
And how much money is being sheltered by ovomits j-bag friends of google in Bermuda?
GE income in 2010 was approx. 5 billion dollars, but did not pay any income taxes?
Just look at the value of GE's stock when Jack Welch left in 2001. From 1988 when Welch took over the company value went up 4000% and since the Progressive idiot Jeffrey R. Immelt took over it has over DROPPED 50% and Obama appointed him to the President's Economic Recovery Advisory Board!!! Immelt also thinks China is a good example to follow!!!

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#132734 Dec 11, 2012
A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home.

"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our
dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!"

"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?"
"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get him in the course."
So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
"So how's Ol' Blue doing son?" his father asks.
"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results they have started
to teach the animals how to read!"
"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"
"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.
So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. "Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"
"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room,
kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does.
Then he turned to me and asked, "So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"
The father exclaimed, "I hope you shot that SOB before he talks to your Mother!"
"I sure did, Dad!"
"That's my boy!"
The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Washington D.C. As a Congressman...


Learn to Read

Indianapolis, IN

#132735 Dec 11, 2012
Fed Up wrote:
BREAKING! Sup. Court Of Alabama To Hear Eligibility Case?
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Nope
LRS

Shreveport, LA

#132736 Dec 11, 2012
Poppo wrote:
<quoted text>
So says the lying birfoon from the mendacious Party who himself lies through his teeth at every opportunity. Projection much?
Ignorant much?
LRS

Shreveport, LA

#132737 Dec 11, 2012
wojar wrote:
<quoted text>I have a better deal. If you cannot accept the will of the majority get your butt out of here.
You'll be departing long before real Americans. Count on it pansy pollock!
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#132738 Dec 11, 2012
Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
Are you a coon canadian?
Matters not where the truth emanates.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#132739 Dec 11, 2012
Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
And how much money is being sheltered by ovomits j-bag friends of google in Bermuda?
GE income in 2010 was approx. 5 billion dollars, but did not pay any income taxes?
Strange, Rogue, I didn't know GE was president of the U.S.,or for that matter elected to any political office. Is that not the same GE that reportedly moved its jet engine plan to Hungary under the Obama presidency,(so said you...) in 2008, WHILE GWB WAS PRESIDENT? And if GE did not pay taxes and exports $s to offshore refuges, it's not right, not correct, may be legal, but not moral. I'd wager, in any case, that GE contributes almost 50-50 to both dems and repubs. What's your beef?

Unlike you, Rogue,I don't make excuses if dems or the likes don't behave. When it's wrong, it's wrong, that's it.

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#132740 Dec 11, 2012
To the macaroni add paranoia, irrationality, personality disorders, cognitive dysfunction, delusions of grandeur and give it a stir: Birfaroni.
LRS

Shreveport, LA

#132741 Dec 11, 2012
Jacques Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
Strange, Rogue, I didn't know GE was president of the U.S.,or for that matter elected to any political office. Is that not the same GE that reportedly moved its jet engine plan to Hungary under the Obama presidency,(so said you...) in 2008, WHILE GWB WAS PRESIDENT? And if GE did not pay taxes and exports $s to offshore refuges, it's not right, not correct, may be legal, but not moral. I'd wager, in any case, that GE contributes almost 50-50 to both dems and repubs. What's your beef?
Unlike you, Rogue,I don't make excuses if dems or the likes don't behave. When it's wrong, it's wrong, that's it.
You're FOS lunasquid! You don't make excuses for whoever? OBAMA!!! Dimwit

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#132742 Dec 11, 2012
LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
You'll be departing long before real Americans. Count on it pansy pollock!
If you cannot accept the lawful decisions of "We the People" UR not a "real American."
wojar wrote:
I have a better deal. If you cannot accept the will of the majority get your butt out of here.
LRS

Shreveport, LA

#132743 Dec 11, 2012
wojar wrote:
<quoted text>
If you cannot accept the lawful decisions of "We the People" UR not a "real American."
<quoted text>
Don't have to accept a fraud.
LRS

Shreveport, LA

#132746 Dec 11, 2012
Jacques Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>

Unlike you, Rogue,I don't make excuses if dems or the likes don't behave. When it's wrong, it's wrong, that's it.
<snipped>
You stepped right in it again, didn't ya? LMAO! You've done nothing but cover for Omama. LMAO! Flaming hypocrite, the biggest on this board. Hell, we could put you on a 100' pole and you'd light up an entire city you're so flaming!
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#132747 Dec 11, 2012
LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
<snipped>
You stepped right in it again, didn't ya? LMAO! You've done nothing but cover for Omama. LMAO! Flaming hypocrite, the biggest on this board. Hell, we could put you on a 100' pole and you'd light up an entire city you're so flaming!
You and American er hmm Pravda Lady aka sloop aks patriot warrior make a great team, s/he the "cut and paster", you the "snipper" of my posts. I can see you two under that slimy rock, oozing with pleasure when things go wrong. Screw the nation, you shout in unison, as long as Obama gets his.
LRS

Shreveport, LA

#132748 Dec 11, 2012
Jacques Ottawa wrote:
<quoted text>
You and American er hmm Pravda Lady aka sloop aks patriot warrior make a great team, s/he the "cut and paster", you the "snipper" of my posts. I can see you two under that slimy rock, oozing with pleasure when things go wrong. Screw the nation, you shout in unison, as long as Obama gets his.
Poor attempt to derail. You just proved, with your own words, just how big of a hypocrite you really are. And you did it all by your lonesome. LMAO!!! Lunasquid strikes again. LOL

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#132749 Dec 11, 2012
LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't have to accept a fraud.
Sorry loser, the American people have spoken. You must either accept that fact, live in a delusional state of denial, or get your unAmerican butt out of this country.
wojar wrote:
If you cannot accept the lawful decisions of "We the People" UR not a "real American."
<quoted text>

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#132751 Dec 11, 2012
LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't have to accept a fraud.
Your problem is accepting reality. That's the common denominator among birfoons.

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