-DJIA is down. Rogue rejoices;Ding-Dong the Twinky is dead!
And so are their union employees' jobs!
-Unemployment is up : Rogue celebrates;
-Israel-Palestine conflict escalates, many dead: Rogue is triumphant.
-GM stumbles, car sales a bit down : Rogue is estatic;
-18,000 lose jobs, factories close : Rogue gleeful to see all these unemployed at Christmas. Rogue declares victory.
-Nation heading for fiscal cliff : Rogue praying that no deal is negotiated, wants nation fiscally ruined to teach that guy in the WHITE House a lesson.