I get my information from many places but I like to use Western Journalism as my front source. It hasn't been wrong yet.
If you would have opened the website you would have seen some of your favorite people such as Smell O'Reily and Tingle Leg Mathews. After all I am open minded unlike some people on this thread.
In answer to your question. How do they get away with telling the truth?
Answer: It's magic.
You guys are great! I didn't believe that anyone could be so taken in by conspiracy theories - but I was wrong.