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Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125620 Nov 11, 2012
The Truth wrote:
<quoted text>
This one is a known hoax and has been debunked already.
You people are LOONS! You believe every conspiracy theory that you find on the Internet.
They can't help it, they lunge at them, and all that counts is the headline, as they are incapabled of reading further. As to American er hmm commie Lady, she does have a penchant for Pravda, the Iranian minister of the interior and Hugo Chavez.

Since: Mar 11

Jacksonville, FL

#125621 Nov 11, 2012
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.(You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated
> next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,''favour,''labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels.(look up 'vocabulary').

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

Since: Mar 11

Jacksonville, FL

#125622 Nov 11, 2012
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125623 Nov 11, 2012
LRS wrote:
<quoted text>
Pretending to be rich doesn't fit you at all. Street trash.
Neither does your pretending to be a warrior patriot. How it must suck to have to pretend all the time. I feel so sorry for slithering slugs like you.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125624 Nov 11, 2012
The Truth wrote:
<quoted text>
No. All I see is a bunch of right wing extremists sites that echo this story. I see no non-biased or mainstream media sites with this story.
I think you are just another birther nut that is posting fabricated stories.
Do you nuts believe that the end justifies the means so it is OK for you to post lies?
He IS a birther, probably a founding member.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125625 Nov 11, 2012
The Truth wrote:
<quoted text>
No. All I see is a bunch of right wing extremists sites that echo this story. I see no non-biased or mainstream media sites with this story.
I think you are just another birther nut that is posting fabricated stories.
Do you nuts believe that the end justifies the means so it is OK for you to post lies?
How can I tell? He's dumb.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125626 Nov 11, 2012
Christie-Palin2012 wrote:
Johannes wrote:
<quoted text>
You do know that those dem govenors were CONSERVATIVES, don't you?
So, it isn't a comparison of dems and repubs, it's a comparison of CONSERVATIVES and LIBERALS.
Say, don't you often say the YOU are a CONSERVATIVE???
<quoted text>
Hummmm, pre-1960 Dems. Al Gore SENIOR ran for the Senate in 1970 and he was was former Klansman. And then there were Senator Robert Byrd and Senator Ernest Hollings to name a few.
Thanks for confirming what I stated. Yes, pre-1960, and thence came Byrd's and Gore's conversions. Thank you.

Since: Mar 11

Jacksonville, FL

#125627 Nov 11, 2012
In order to upset Obama's plans I have ordered all businesses own by Conservative to law off 10% of the employees by Thanksgiving telling them you need to down size to prepare for ObamaCare. This will show up are a Christmas Crash that will send a message that we businessmen and women will not be trifled with.
Eben Speaker Bonehead and his fellow Country Clubbers in Congress should get this message. If we do not get our way we should move those employee positions to China.
Justice Dale

Wichita, KS

#125628 Nov 11, 2012
wojar wrote:
The birth certificate issue is long gone. A far more interesting controversy is whether the Dallas Mavericks cheerleaders' outfits are to skimpy. I think they're fine.
I bet Barry has one!!
Hell, we all know he hasn't a LFBC!!!
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125629 Nov 11, 2012
Christie-Palin2012 wrote:
The complete list of the 21 Democrats who opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 includes Senators:
- Hill and Sparkman of Alabama
- Fulbright and McClellan of Arkansas
- Holland and Smathers of Florida
- Russell and Talmadge of Georgia
- Ellender and Long of Louisiana
- Eastland and Stennis of Mississippi
- Ervin and Jordan of North Carolina
- Johnston and Thurmond of South Carolina
- Gore Sr. and Walters of Tennessee
- H. Byrd and Robertson of Virginia
- R. Byrd of West Virginia
Wow, all from the south. How'd ya like that? What a surprise. Now a list of the Republicans who opposed it please. And most of them changed their tunes after the act was passed. Those Repubs, to this day, that is those still alive, still have not changed their minds.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125630 Nov 11, 2012
Johannes wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, Thomas, it's a much better bet to trust a dem than a repub. Now those dems don't always come thru, but still, they are the better bet.
And they win the presidency and the senate.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125631 Nov 11, 2012
The Truth wrote:
2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him,“Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Comments: George Costanza envokes the wrath of God.
Mark 14:51-52 NASB
A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.
Comments: Possibly the first streaker in history.
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Comments: We can’t just be letting anyone in. We have to draw the line somewhere.
Genesis 38:8-10 NASB
Then Judah said to Onan,“Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.
Comments: Not only do you have to carry the body out, but you have to mop the floor too.
1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV
Then Saul said,“Thus shall you say to David,‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.
Comments: How do you present a gift like that? Do you tie a bow on the box?
Excellent, but I'm afraid you're headed staight for hell. Please say hello to Mitt for me.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125632 Nov 11, 2012
Terri Tanna wrote:
<quoted text>
What's wrong with that? Jesus of Nazareth preached that ALL THE WORLD would be united in His kingdom. The Roman Catholic Church under its infallible Pope preaches the same.
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HEATHEN?
You'd think she'd like one world communist movement. She herself is an avowed communist. Loves Pravda and has often quoted Putin.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125633 Nov 11, 2012
Just Sayin wrote:
<quoted text>
No you don't discriminate you just scare them to death by telling them that they are going to be "put back in chains" and that the women are going to have their birth control pills taken away from them.
As far as gays go half the people who voted for Obama are gay. Does that include you?
Latinos will be put back in chains? Hmmm
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125634 Nov 11, 2012
Justice Dale wrote:
<quoted text>yeah, you are right, I voted for Romney! Guess this shows a 6th grader has more intelligence than a well educated, Marxist-Socialist.
Who said I was well-educated? Not me.
Just Sayin

Toledo, OH

#125635 Nov 11, 2012
The Truth wrote:
<quoted text>
And why wouldn't they? These are respected middle of the road media outlets that would jump on a story like this if it were true.
Wrong peanut breath. Everything from the Lame Stream Media has to be run by Obama's slaves in the White House and any negative comments are done under the threat of dismissal or something of greater importance.
Jacques Ottawa

Toronto, Canada

#125636 Nov 11, 2012
Christie-Palin2012 wrote:
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
Er, Rogue, I AM preoccupied. Are you really senile? This is the 3rd time around for this thing about the Queen. Yawn.

“Facts trump speculation”

Since: Dec 08

RationalState

#125637 Nov 11, 2012
Justice Dale wrote:
<quoted text>I bet Barry has one!!
I wouldn't be surprised. When he returns it to the young lady he will receive another reward.
Justice Dale

Wichita, KS

#125638 Nov 11, 2012
Terri Tanna wrote:
<quoted text>
What's wrong with that? Jesus of Nazareth preached that ALL THE WORLD would be united in His kingdom. The Roman Catholic Church under its infallible Pope preaches the same.
ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HEATHEN?
Where is God's kingdom, how does one get there?
American Lady

Danville, KY

#125640 Nov 11, 2012
The Truth wrote:
Here's the truth about George Soros from that bastion of communism, Forbes magazine:
Browse list
George Soros
Net Worth $19 B As of September 2012
Follow (353)
At a Glance
Age: 82
Source of Wealth: hedge funds, self-made
Residence: Katonah, NY
Country of Citizenship: United States
Education: Bachelor of Arts / Science, London School of Economics
Marital Status: Divorced
Children: 5
Forbes Lists
#15 Forbes 400
#22 Forbes Billionaires
#12 in United States
Profile
Legendary investor George Soros retired in 2011 and turned his hedge fund into a family office, returning just under $1 billion in assets to outside investors. Soros also brought in a new investment officer to help oversee the remaining assets belonging to his family and his foundations. His fortune is down due to a reported drop in performance but also because our new estimate subtracts sums we believe he manages for his foundation. Born in Budapest, Soros survived the Nazi occupation of Hungary and went on to study at the London School of Economics before launching storied hedge fund firm Quantum Fund Management in 1969. Outspoken on world economic policies and an unapologetic proponent of European integration, Soros has recently called the design of the euro "very flawed" and described the situation as an "existential crisis" for Europe. Since 1979 Soros has given away $8.5 billion to human rights, education and public health groups; $6 billion has gone to international causes and estimated $400 million to fight poverty
Among his notable recent gifts:$160 million toward improving the lives of Europe's Roma minority and $100 million to overcome barriers faced by African American boys and men. Soros has also committed $150 million to combating corruption and promoting transparency in governments around the world. His efforts have resulted in the creation of organizations such as Revenue Watch, which works to ensure that citizens benefit from their country's natural resources. In August 2012, at his 82nd birthday party at his summer home in Southampton, Soros announced that he and his girlfriend, Tamiko Bolton, are engaged. Bolton is 42 years Soros' junior and will become the financier's third wife. The couple plans to marry in the summer of 2013.
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Now if you want to talk about people who are trying to take over the US with their money, let's start with the Koch Brothers, Adleson, and Karl Rove with his secret donors.
God is not mocked in that His law cannot be ignored without punishment (Rom. 2:6-9). Adam and Eve tried it to their sorrow (Gen. 2:15-17; 3:6, 24). Ananias and Sapphira tried it to their death (Acts 5:1-11).

God is not mocked in that He cannot be deceived (Heb. 4:12-13). Achan concealed his sin from others but God was not mocked (Josh. 7). Gehazi, Elisha's servant, tried to gain a personal profit by lying but God was not mocked (2 Kings 5:20-27). Jonah tried to run from Him but God would not be mocked.

The citizen is obliged in conscience NOT to follow the directives of civil authorities when they are 'contrary' to the demands of the moral order, to the fundamental rights of persons or the teachings of the Gospel.

Refusing obedience to civil authorities, when their demands are contrary to those of an upright conscience, finds its justification in the distinction between serving God & serving the 'political community'. "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar''s, and to God the things that are God's (Mt.22:21).

"We MUST obey God rather than men" (Acts 5:29)

When we citizens are under the oppression of a public authority which oversteps it's competence, we should still not refuse to give or do what is demanded of us by the common good.....but It is legitimate for us to defend our own rights & those of our fellow citizens against the 'abuse of authority' within the limits of the natural law & the Law of the Gospel.

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