Did you know that Elvis is alive and working the night shift at a 7-11 in Pocatello, Idaho?<quoted text>
No, he does not. He, like all birthers, made it up. They called this election the Romney victory well in advance of the vote, but hedged their bets and wrote that if Obama somehow won, it would be fraudulent. And so, here we are. The sore-loser children are holding their breaths and turning blue.
I know that this is true because I saw it on the Internet.