Even if it was $1.88 for a half-gallon, that would only come to $3.76 a gallon. I can just see it. Scenario for the birthers, easy to understand :LRS wrote:
You're dead on. I just paid 5.28 for a gallon of MILK! If I'm not mistaken I think milk is a renewable resource, yet that is roughly two dollars more than I paid for a gallon of gasoline (non renewable) the other night. What kind of logic is that? It's not, it's a lack of....
Are you sure you are not talking about a half-gallon of milk as I paid $1.88 for a half-gallon two days ago?
Convenience store clerk : "Hey, look, there's that tricyle-riding LRS coming to buy miLk. Wish we had more like him. Let's sell it for $5.28 a gallon instead of $3.86, he's such a meathead"
LRS : "Hi, Pakis.(rogue tm reg'd) Or is that Injuns?(birthers tm reg'd). One quart of milk and make it snappy, turds (LRS, tm reg'd);
Clerk : "Yessir. That will be $5.28 please"
LRS : "But, dumbazzbastard,(LRS tm reg'd), it says $3.76 on label", shathead (LRS tm reg'd);
Clerk : Yes, but for you, sir, it's special. You are birther and birthers have to pay more so we give difference to Meester Romney"
LRS : Beaming. Oh, thank you, bless you, here's $10.00, give Mitt the change. But you're still "turds, dumbazzbastards and shatheads. Asnd get the f*ck out of my country".