Is that really your understanding of 'subject to the jurisdiction of'? LMAO<quoted text>
Subject to the jurisdiction of means having to obey the law of the United States. Everyone in the USA, citizens and aliens (both legal and illegal) has to obey the laws of the USA. Only foreign diplomats and their families do not, and they are the only ones in the USA that are not subject to the jurisdiction.
“Who does not know that every person born within the limits of the Republic is, in the language of the Constitution, a natural-born citizen.” Rep. John A. Bingham, The congressional globe, Volume 61, Part 2. pg. 2212 (1869)”
You don't need to ever attempt to play "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader". LOL Your interpretation is idiotic at best!