hey drug gangs whats up?

this years total death by gun fire is below last years total. You guys is slipping here.

Those gang goons got to get to the eye doctor for glasses, or get closer to the potential victims before shooting, get some target practice in.

No one is going to fear the black drug dealing gun toting gun goons if the victims are only wounded.

You have a reputation to live down to.

Lets get in shape here and bring that death by gun fire rate back up to a despicable level I know you can do.

Maybe a pep talk from the rev not so wright or Jessie Jackson would help.