Atlantis Gentlemen's Club is NOT Worth your Life!!!
Posted in the Chicago Forum
#1 Jul 14, 2012
Never, ever, under any circumstances at all whatsoever, let the beauty of Atlantis Gentlemen's Club in south suburban Ford Heights draw you to that death trap! Atlantis sits in a warzone terrible neighborhood. And don't let it's location surrounded by farms and cornfields convince you either; terrorists and cop killers hang out in those cornfields! In fact that entire area between State Street and the Indiana border is nothing but terrorism, cop killers, bombings, shootings, shootouts, drug dealings, armed robberies, arsons, and other horrible, horrible stuff; the Mayor of Ford Heights is a suspected perpetrator of 9/11 and even the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, plus he is in jail for drug dealing! In fact, the danger level in that entire area (Ford Heights and surrounding areas) is nearly as high as the danger level in the parking lot of the North Hollywood Bank of America on Laurel Canyon Blvd at 9:30 a.m. on February 28th, 1997. Customers on the way to and from Atlantis frequently get blasted to swiss cheese, car and all, by AK-47 fire, become victims of pot shots from drug houses/apartment buildings, as well as from gunmen hiding in the cornfields, and sometimes even get blown right to smithereens by someone's homemade explosive booby trap. Even those who manage to make it to the club go in, and then come out to find their car either stolen or heavily vandalized (shot up, gang signs scratched into paint and windows, tires slashed, and sometimes even torched). In Ford Heights, your car is not safe at all no matter what kinds of anti-theft devices you have installed; if Ford Heights criminals can not steal it, they'll vandalize it! Even inside the club, there is no safety, as on numerous occasions, masked gunmen have barged right in, even with automatic rifles like AK-47s and AR-15s and have done many shootouts inside that place that have left numerous customers and even bouncers dead and/or severely injured. And even today, there are still shootings, robberies, fights, homicides, and riots that take place inside Atlantis, as well as all over Ford Heights.
Other strip clubs around Chicagoland are not much better at all. The 6 in Chicago proper also sit in horrible, crime infested neighborhoods, plus touching is forbidden by Chicago law at all 6 of them, Stone Park is not very good either as even that area (Stone Park) also has problems with shootings, armed robberies, assaults, fights, brawls, and such. Additionally, nearly all of the ones in the suburbs more than less totally prohibit all lap dance customers from touching the stripper in any way, shape, or form.
All strip club customers. If you really are itching to completely releive your strip club fantasies, do yourselves a favor and go to either the Red Garter Salon, or Teasers, in Key West, Florida. Otherwise, if Chicagoland is your only type of place, I'm sorry, but your best and safest bet for a strip joint evening is the All Star Bar and Grill in west suburban Lyons/McCook (on Joliet Road, right next door to the Crystal Sky Banquet hall). I know that the All Star Bar and Grill is not an official topless or nude place, I know the dancers do not completely strip down to nothing, and I know that place is small and does not have private rooms, but sorry guys, that place is really your best and only bet for a safe night at a Chicagoland strip club. Although there is one great thing about All Star in Lyons/McCook; touching is permitted and where to touch is left to the decision of the dancers.
#2 Jul 17, 2012
Don't take it personally, but Atlantis is no different than roughly 95 percent of all Chicagoland strip clubs, and the kind of neighborhood Atlantis sits in is no different than over 60 percent of the city of Chicago. Additionally, you are going rather too far in your claims about the Mayor of Ford Heights. While he is in jail for drealing, there is no evidence that he was ever behind 9/11 or the 1993 World Trade Center bombing. Also, no evidence can be found of bombings in Ford Heights. Shootings, robberies, assaults and such are obviously daily occurances in Ford Heights, but no bombings.
Additionally, Chicagoland is very different from many other cities, especially such as, for instance, Miami, Tampa, Key West, Las Vegas, New York, and such. Chicagoland in fact technically only has 2 types of lifestyle. One is all work and no play, and the other is gangs and violence. If you like neither, then sorry, but you will need to leave Chicagoland. Ford Heights is merely a small part of a *massive* ghetto/crime zone that covers Chicagoland almost all the way up to Evanston. In fact, a recently posted map of the extent of Chicagoland crime can be found at http://www.flickr.com/photos/82809008 @N03/7587702316/
#3 Nov 11, 2013
Right LIKE YOU HAVE ABSOKUTLEY NOTHING BETTER TO DO YOU SSHHIITTHHEEAADD WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE. U TRULY HAVE ABSOKUTLEY NOTHING BETTER TO DO AND NOT HAPPY YOU ARE MPST DEFINATELY MISERABLE AND HONEATLY YOU DOBT KKKNNNOOOOWWW JACK SHIT. IS A VERY CLASSY WONDEROUS FFUULL CONTACT PLACE. FULL OF ONE OF A KIND MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND SUPER COOL STAFF AND BOUNCERS!! UR A DOUCHE DUDE. THATS SHITTY. PPL LOOK UP THE CLUB FOR INFO AND SEE YOUR WEAK ASS PPUURREE BULLSSHIT SIMPLY BECAUSE U ARE UNHAPPY FOR WHATEVER REASONS. YOU YOURSELF MUST REALLY LOVE THE PLACE TO WAST YOUR TIME TALKING AALLLL THAT BBUULLSHIT!!
#4 Nov 19, 2013
Only a hardened cop killer would EVER say that about Atlantis Gentlemen's Club! Atlantis sits in Ford Heights, Ford Heights is the #1 most dangerous area in the entire Chicagoland tri state area in crime, violence, corruption, and political indictments.
Additionally, and this is CRITICALLY serious!
I don't care if you were allowed to have sex with those dancers during lap dances at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.
I don't care if you were allowed to take strippers home with you at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club; in fact, I don't even care if you were even allowed to take ten of them home at a time!
I don't care if cameras were permitted at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.
I don't care if videotaping during lap dances was permitted and even recommended at Atlantis Gentlemen's club.
I don't care if you were allowed to masturbate at Atlantis Gentlemen's club.
I don't care if both dancer and customer were permitted and heavily encouraged to be naked during lap dances, or even in the main rooms, at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club.
I don't care if lap dances were 25 cents per song, 40 cents for 2 songs, 50 cents for 3 songs, and even $1.00 for 10 songs, or even if the VIP was 3 hours for $2.00.
Atlantis is NO place for ANY right-minded citizen to go to AT ALL!!! Atlantis sits in the WORST ghetto in the entire Chicagoland area, and is NOT worth your life! It is a whole lot cheaper and easier to go to a strip club in a much safer metro area like Las Vegas, Key West, Miami, Fort Lauderdale, or even New Orleans. By the way, crime and violence wise, even New Orleans is a walk in the park compared to Ford Heights!
#5 Nov 19, 2013
Even the most EXPENSIVE strip clubs in America are CHEAP compared to emergency room/ambulance/funeral home fees. And by the way, I don't even care if Sara Stone, Victoria Cross, Brandy Dean, Gianna Michaels, Brandy Talore, Cherry Winters, and even lightspeed girls Ashley, Raimi, Brittney, Dana, and Gigi, worked as dancers/strippers at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club! That place is still NOT worth getting murdered and robbed!
#6 Jan 28, 2014
To make matters worse, Atlantis gentlemen's Club has stated on their Facebook page that they have absolutely no plans of relocating to a safer neighborhood. According to them, they are "doing great where they are." There is only one explanation for this; they cater exclusively to hardened criminals, wanted fugitives, likely even including fugitives profiled on John Walsh's "America's Most Wanted," gang bangers, flash mobsters, criminals who need to unwind from their daily crime spree, even who might have robbed a bank and spent hours evading the police.
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