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“Happy Halloween”

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#21 Apr 4, 2013
LW1: Donít you dare say anything to him. I want you to be able to write in next year for Valentine's day and tell us how he got your wife a spinning vibrator, lol.

LW2: Hell yeah, Iíd say something Ö something like take a bath you stink.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#22 Apr 4, 2013
1 Dont be so uptight, I bet your wife probably mentioned wanting a 3some or something.

2 Tell the smelly pigs to bath already. probably druggies.

3 Breathalyzers are NOT you friend. Never trust one.

Since: Jan 10

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#23 Apr 4, 2013
I agree that drugs likely are involved in LW2.

“reign in blood”

Since: May 09

United States

#24 Apr 4, 2013
Matilda77 wrote:
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No, I never see conservatives purposely rip the sleeves off their shirts and pride themselves on being "redneck".
I'll take a country fried redneck in a flannel with the sleeves ripped off over a smelly, potrouli reeking, hemp skirt wearing, hippie liberal any day

Toj

“Where is Everyone?”

Since: Jul 12

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#25 Apr 4, 2013
edogxxx wrote:
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I'll take a country fried redneck in a flannel with the sleeves ripped off over a smelly, potrouli reeking, hemp skirt wearing, hippie liberal any day
Conservative Hippies -- they do exist.

http://conservativerepublicanhippie.blogspot....

http://thehippyrepublican.blogspot.com/

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#26 Apr 4, 2013
edogxxx wrote:
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I'll take a country fried redneck in a flannel with the sleeves ripped off over a smelly, potrouli reeking, hemp skirt wearing, hippie liberal any day
Just don't go mudding with one after they've left the bar at 3:00am.

Since: Jan 10

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#27 Apr 4, 2013
Toj wrote:
They absolutely do. Like a woman at the Living Green expo said, "Home schooling and organic foods is where the ultra liberals and the ultra conservatives come together."

Since: Mar 09

Pittsburgh, PA

#28 Apr 4, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
LW1: Donít you dare say anything to him. I want you to be able to write in next year for Valentine's day and tell us how he got your wife a spinning vibrator, lol.
LOL, that's the one that belonged to his late wife! When he wrote to Prudie, she told him that no, he could NOT give it to his new ladyfriend.

Didn't say anything about handing it down to the neighbors ;-)
Julie

Chicago, IL

#29 Apr 4, 2013
LW1: Your neighbor is a *totally inappropriate*, dirty old coot. Grow a pair and tell him to knock it off. And the fact that your wife doesn't think it's a problem is, ummm, really weird. Maybe she's already doing him.

LW2: O 4 F sake. Just tell your daughter she stinks and she won't find a job until she takes a shower.

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