Ask The Wise Man
Posted in the Chicago Forum
#1 Jan 22, 2013
I am the wisest of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.
I know more about the Lord God and all that pertains to Him and His creation of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole Earth.
If you need advice or have a question, tell me what it is...I may help you.
#2 Jan 22, 2013
Oh, great wise one, I am in great need of the answer to a burning question, and that question is:
Why in the hell do the people of Chicago keep electing democrats to city government? Is it because they enjoy high taxes, high crime rates, allowing themselves to be disarmed by the bullies at city hall or is it because they're too stupid to see what is going on?
#3 Jan 23, 2013
They figure it is the lesser of the two evils.
#5 Jan 23, 2013
say old aware one.
why do the chicago black negro population continue to live on da south side of da city with all da crime, children shooting going on?.
non of them killings ever get solved??
poor housing all run down no shopping no jobs........
guess the over paid chicago keystoned cops too busy writing them parking tickets holding doors for union big fat cats going in a out of city hall with dam bags of money waste time to solve murders.
The rev al " not so" Sharpton never comes to stand in front of our TV cameras in Chicago to babble on and on, mispronounce them legal terms he uses in Florida where only one kid was killed.
gosh we had over 500 killed just last year we deserve some TV face time along with legal babbling too. Think we could get Maxine waters instead of Al?
( we do have tv cameras here in Chicago right?)
awaiting your answer from a safe distance in da far eastern suburbs of the city where da bullets from da gangs can't reach our kids cause they don't go that far.
#6 Jan 23, 2013
my best friends hair dresser told her cousin on her mothers side that you told your "go for lightening" that when you had lunch with smokey da bear recently and da bear was quoted as having said
wise man remember " Forest fires prevent bears"
is that true?? they are words to live by and I will remember them as I drive through the parks and play grounds here in nirvana.
da meek avoiding da crazy fast paced life near or under any CTA line.
them empty ammo clips and spent shells falling from above can really mess with the paint job on my
aston martin, singe the convertible top chip da paint etc etc.
#7 Jan 23, 2013
a group of us was sitting around drinking coffee while planning our escape from reality here in Chicago land.
we thought if we could just scribble up a math formula to bend light( not refract light but actually bend the light pathway ) in such a way so we could see around corners and predict future trends see bad dudes waiting in ambush, cops on radar speed traps etc then we could see this data we could make a bunch of money buy up some GNU Studebaker convertibles to drive around in style.
but then it occurred to us none of us actually know high level math or physics and one is a little shaky on the writing on a donut shop napkins with a pencil. He still uses a crayon and one or two of his letters fills the whole napkin which makes for a really long formula.
So we all said " lets turn to da wise man".
We are sure that you or your faith full companion "lightening " will already have da answer or be able to tell us where you left it after you wrote it.
we don't want this to become another the world is round secret. remember da greeks figured out the world was round about 300 bc they scribbled all that on books then took the books to the library in Greece and left it there.
daaaa no one else could read greek or even knew about the discovery or the library so the knowledge laid hidden for century.
those lame Italians went sailing off thinking the world was flat and they would fall off the edge.
none of that for us we want full disclosure. we want every child on the south side of Chicago to learn the world is round and here's the formula for bending light.
awaiting your answer
the folks living da good life at 63 & michigan
#8 Jan 23, 2013
deer your wise man ness
a bunch of us was sitting around da pool hall discussing physics problems and some the more complex factual geometry equations when one of our group who had sobered up a little noticed that the walls of the pool hall were not exactly perpendicular to the floor of the pool hall.
after careful and extensive measurements and consideration by our group we began to wonder if the walls in the building we do the math in are not exactly and completely perpendicular to the floor does this effect the quality /accuracy of the answers or validity of the theories or break trough's in physics we arrive at??
we realize we don't solve problems in a vacuum other words are our answers valid in any context ?
if the walls are not perpendicular are our answers still valid?
We have all put our slide rules, crayons and pool sticks down and await your studied and correct answer .
searching for the truth at
87th & halsted
#9 Jan 23, 2013
Oh, great wise one, I thank you for your prompt answer, but surely those poor souls should have wised up by now and saw the folly of their ways. I find it difficult to believe that everyone in Chicago is stupid.
#10 Jan 23, 2013
yes it's true grasshopper the people of the south side really are that stupid. minds, spirits dulled by too many years on welfare & food stamps they have forgotten what's it like to be free and work for a living.
so they just go along with the party line to keep getting the welfare and food stamps, put up with poor housing schools, outrageous murder rates. no jobs no shopping run down neighborhoods, drug dealing.
there is a leadership vacuum in the black community so gangs fill the void.
#11 Jan 23, 2013
I am truly sorry to hear that. I used to live in Chicago (over 30 years ago) but I do read the Sun Times online and can't help but feel bad when I read about crime (armed robberies, rape, murder, etc). What's worse are the so-called solutions these geniuses at city hall have come up with. Rather than getting the hoods off the street and keeping them locked up, they think they're solving the crime situation by prohibiting law abiding citizens the right to arm themselves, the right to defend themselves from these thugs.
Rahm Emmanuel and Gerry McCarthy are either lying or just plains stupid. They keep talking about getting guns off the street. Wouldn't it be better if they got the criminal element off the street instead?
#12 Jan 24, 2013
I am include to agree with your "Just plain stupid" choice.
There may be a positive outcome in this folly.
Block off auto traffic on western ave which is the longest continuing running street in America .
It runs from 127th in Blue Island on the south up to Skokie on the north.
then all the gang morons stand on west side of western ave and all honest citizens on the east side of the street. give them al guns and at 9:00 am let them start shooting at each other.
At 9:00 am the sun will be at the backs of the good guys and shining into the eyes of da bad guys. giving da the good guys an advantage.
da mayor & McCarthy can stand in the middle of the street on the center line doing nothing as they usually do. They could pretend they are referees.
we could pretend they are actually relevant to something & make a difference which we all know is not true.
at noon dpw crews pick up the gangs bodies clean up sell the brass and case closed.
#13 Jan 24, 2013
yo your wise man ness!
The cosmos collective has formulated a question for your very own self to answer.
Where is all da bred Fred? who got the money honey?
where is all the ill gotten scratch gone?
Naturally being all wise and knowing you see and understand the universal context in which this question was framed.
but for you loyal followers seeking the truth, justice and the American way I will embellish the text.
For too many years now drug gangs on da south side of the broken city have been selling drugs which is very profitable , shooting /killing people and getting away with it.
lot of pain and lot of gain.
I figure by now they must have a couple of trillions dollars stacked in old pampers or wheates boxes someplace in da city.
I see no grand new shining high rise pool halls or physic/math/science labs, medical centers springing up in da hood. No parks with statues to great drug dealers or the best drive by shooter who killed a whole bunch of kids of with just one drive by da house and using the fewest bullets.
no Gnu south side of the city, city hall buildings.
No drug dealers towers to show off the wealth they have gained.
so where is da bred fred, all dat money got to go someplace??
if you know which garage they stash it in we should talk, soon.
#14 Jan 24, 2013
I like your idea of the good guys and the bad guys shooting it out with each other, but the former mayor disarmed the good guys so only the bad guys can shoot. Rahm and McCarthy arae about as useless as perfume on a pig (no pun intended). Sadly, things are not going to change until Chicagoans start thinking for themselves instead of letting the government do their thinking for them. Things are not going to get any better for Chicagoans until they take control of their own lives. And they can start by going to the polls and vote, and next time think about who and what they're voting for before they pull the lever.
Let's think a moment about what the current mayor had done for them. Then think about the previous mayor. Then think about the alternative.
Let's think about something else. Last year in Florida, a young black thug was fatally shot by a "white hispanic" in self defense. Brother Al and Brother Jesse both had a fit when they heard the news. But over 500 black kids were murdered on Chicago's south side last year and we haven't heard a peep out of these two. Where's the outrage over this?
#15 Jan 24, 2013
Who am I
#16 Jan 24, 2013
You are you.
#17 Jan 24, 2013
if you don't know who you are there is little any of us can do to assist you. we are all firmly grounded in reality.
contact your mental health provider or therapist schedule an appointment to get your medications ungraded to help you deal with the stress of reality under bozo and da liberals.
then get back to us if you find out who you are or if you even exist, you might be just a figment of own imagination which is why we never see you at the pool hall.
so If I don't get a birthday card from you this year I'll know you are just a figment and don't really exist at least in this dimension
#18 Jan 24, 2013
Jessie is too bury trying to get jobs for his lame dysfunctional kids. consider Jessie Jr cracked under the stress of trying to pretend to be a congressman. Jackson had a breakdown.
heck babbling Maxine waters, war hero Charlie rangle manage, congressional black caucus members all handle the stress. but Jackson ? must be from the more shallow end of the gene pool.
Sharpton must not know where Chicago is or realize they have TV camera there.
#19 Jan 25, 2013
do forest fires really prevent bears as Smokey da bear claims ?
#20 Jan 26, 2013
Do you need Godly advice?
#21 Jan 26, 2013
just clarification and certification from your vey own self that the bear is on the square proclaiming that "forest fires prevent bears" .
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