Abby 5-14-13

Since: Jan 10

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#3 May 14, 2013
test

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#4 May 14, 2013
Hmmm, what's up with Abby today that she keeps getting pulled?

Too titilating for topix?
Mimi

United States

#5 May 14, 2013
squishymama wrote:
Hmmm, what's up with Abby today that she keeps getting pulled?
Too titilating for topix?
lol

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#7 May 14, 2013
Not sure if it will work, but I posted the column immediately above and removed some vowels

Since: Jan 10

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#8 May 14, 2013
I didn't know you people still couldn't see it! I wish they would fix it so if YOU can't see my post,*I* can't see it either.
Stina

Saint Petersburg, FL

#9 May 14, 2013
I uploaded it twice, too, and it's gone

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#10 May 14, 2013
They're on to us see! We need to lay low for a while, the the heat lets up!

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#11 May 14, 2013
RACE wrote:
They're on to us see! We need to lay low for a while, the the heat lets up!
Or alternately do the cut and paste from a different source in case there is some metadata issues

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#12 May 14, 2013
Fine, you do that. Me? I'm getting out of town for awhile.
PEllen wrote:
<quoted text>Or alternately do the cut and paste from a different source in case there is some metadata issues
Kuuipo

Marina, CA

#13 May 14, 2013
DEAR ABBY: I am a woman in my late 40s and I hate six. I always have and always will. I'm disabled, and it has always been torture. I never got any positive benefits out of it.
My problem is I get hit on constantly. I tried marriage once, more for financial reasons than anything else, but I couldn't wait to get out. I'm single now, own my own home, and the men in this town (married and single) all seem to think I'm fair game. They're convinced that I'm in need of satisfaction because I don't date or have a steady man in my life.
I have told them repeatedly that it's not going to happen, but every once in a while one pops up on my doorstep or approaches me in town, only to be told again to leave me alone.
Please don't tell me to see a therapist. The last one I went to tried to tell me I was gay. No! I'm simply happy being single and six-free. I go where I want and don't have to answer to anyone. Short of running these idiots off with a shotgun, how do I get it through their thick skulls that I'm not available?-- SIXLESS BY CHOICE

DEAR SIXLESS: Although we live in a six-obsessed society, not everyone -- male or female -- is a sixual creature. Your therapist should not have tried to label you as gay. You appear to be asixual, which you describe as happily six-free.
The next time you are hit on by one of these men -- who, by the way, probably think that by doing so they are "helping" -- tell him you are happy with your life just the way it is, and it isn't necessary to offer help where none is needed. Period.

DEAR ABBY: I really like this girl, but my parents absolutely cannot stand her. They hate that she has a tattoo and a lip ring, but her appearance has had no effect on her professional life, as she is on the road to success in her field. I am not writing to ask whether I should stay with her, because I intend to. She's an amazing person, a hard worker, a trustworthy partner and, most of all, she's my best friend.
How can I diffuse potentially "combustible" situations with my parents, who always try to put her down no matter how often I plead my case?-- JOE IN RHODE ISLAND

DEAR JOE: Whether your parents approve or not, tattoos seem to have become a rite of passage for many people of your generation, and so have lip rings, eyebrow rings and multiple ear piercings. If you are over 21 and living independent of your parents, then you have the right to choose the women you become involved with. From your letter, I'd say your values are mature.
In time, your parents may recognize the fine qualities you see in this young woman. If they don't, they may wind up estranging a son. Right now, getting into a debate about her will be a losing proposition and I'm advising you against it.

DEAR ABBY: I'll be visiting the United States in a couple of weeks, and I'm really excited. Now my question: How do I tip the waitress properly? I know to round the bill by 15 percent and up, but do I pay only in cash, or can I have this amount charged to my credit card? Are there any other things I have to look out for? I don't want to offend anyone.-- JUTTA IN TRIER, GERMANY

DEAR JUTTA: If you prefer to add your tip to your credit card, it is perfectly acceptable to do so. However, before you pay, you should review the bill to be sure that a gratuity has not already been included, which can happen when a group of people dine together. I hope you will enjoy your visit to our beautiful country and that it will be the first of many.
Kuuipo

Marina, CA

#14 May 14, 2013
I did a little editing on LW1, haha. We'll see if it sticks around.

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#15 May 14, 2013
I see it now, and I think LW1 is a total whack job. What is her disability? Other that a holier than thou attitude.
Yeah, she's got her own house, how much you want to bet that it was part of the divorce? Aint no chick thats all that, where even the married guys in town are begging to plow her.

She aint gay, she aint straight, and she aint asixual.
She's just a beyotch!

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

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#16 May 14, 2013
I can see it now too.

FWIW, in my experience guys come sniffing around if you are putting out vibes that you would be interested in the attention.

The best way to scare guys away is with body language, disintrested facial expression, no eye contact and single syllable mumbles to verbal overtures.

Anyone who ignores those signals has no social clues system or is drunk.

I wonder if she is so defensive about her disability that any male interest is interpreted as wanting sex.

“The two baby belly, please!”

Since: Sep 09

Evanston IL

#17 May 14, 2013
Lw1: I suspect she could be somewhere on the autism spectrum and misinterpreting social cues.

But the shotgun sounded like a fine idea to me.

Lw2: You realize they believe she's on the road to success in her chosen field of p*rn, right? I'm sure it's not as unsavory as all that, so try and reassure them of that.

Or just stop talking to them.

Lw3: The credit card fees the restaurant incurs are also deducted from the tip. Leave cash if at all possible.

“...,to wit”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#18 May 14, 2013
squishymama wrote:
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Lw3: The credit card fees the restaurant incurs are also deducted from the tip. Leave cash if at all possible.
I didn't know that.

I think I have read that credit card fees to the merchants are like 3-4%

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