Chicago flash mobs; The ultimate terr...

Chicago flash mobs; The ultimate terror of society!

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walther

United States

#2 May 16, 2013
That's why chicago citizens need to carry a gun. Exersize their right to self defence. Call your state senator NOW and tell them you want a clean shall issue carry law not may issue. May issue means you would have to be politicly connected to get a permit to carry. Call you state representitive and tell them to oppose hb2265 and support hb997. Its up to you. You can change what's on the news.
Rahm Jizzbucket Emanuel

Oswego, IL

#3 May 17, 2013
Can't wait for the first flash mob to be mowed down with a Bushmaster! That would be great! A pack of 20 plus animals just getting dropped to the ground and ending their pathetic lives!
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#4 Aug 12, 2013
To make matters worse, my next door neighbor's oldest daughter is about to start high school, and she is going to high school in the lethal Flash Mob zone. She is going to Muchin College Prep, right in the Loop area, and right at the core of, literally, No-Man's Land. I love her dearly, I have played with her since she was 6 years old, especially such stuff as Tag and what not, and one thing that would really break my heart, especially after the death of our cat, would be news that our neighbor's oldest daughter was brutally murdered by a Flash Mob or even multiple Flash Mobs. Shot, bludgeoned, book bag stolen, and all. Especially as she is going to be taking the CTA to and from school, and now I have to worry every time a CTA bus or train is attacked by flash mobs.
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#5 Aug 12, 2013
Her mom told me that she would be trained in karate and such, but karate is totally useless, especially against a pack of 60-75 wild mobsters with AK-47s, TEC-9s, and such.
joey

United States

#6 Aug 12, 2013
Not happy wrote:
Her mom told me that she would be trained in karate and such, but karate is totally useless, especially against a pack of 60-75 wild mobsters with AK-47s, TEC-9s, and such.
Have her carry mace. They sell it at meijers food store in berwyn.
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#7 Aug 13, 2013
She could carry a mace cannon with 50 gallons of mace, and even that would offer no protection from semi-automatic hand guns and assault rifles, which those flash mobs very likely carry all the time. Plus, if people carry mace, what if it were to only provoke the flash mobs to simply shoot to kill Before making a move to rob that person?
joey

United States

#8 Aug 13, 2013
Not happy wrote:
She could carry a mace cannon with 50 gallons of mace, and even that would offer no protection from semi-automatic hand guns and assault rifles, which those flash mobs very likely carry all the time. Plus, if people carry mace, what if it were to only provoke the flash mobs to simply shoot to kill Before making a move to rob that person?
people don't walk around carrying rifles you silly b!tch.
Welcome to the real world

Munster, IN

#9 Aug 14, 2013
Not happy wrote:
To make matters worse, my next door neighbor's oldest daughter is about to start high school, and she is going to high school in the lethal Flash Mob zone. She is going to Muchin College Prep, right in the Loop area, and right at the core of, literally, No-Man's Land. I love her dearly, I have played with her since she was 6 years old, especially such stuff as Tag and what not, and one thing that would really break my heart, especially after the death of our cat, would be news that our neighbor's oldest daughter was brutally murdered by a Flash Mob or even multiple Flash Mobs. Shot, bludgeoned, book bag stolen, and all. Especially as she is going to be taking the CTA to and from school, and now I have to worry every time a CTA bus or train is attacked by flash mobs.
Interesting story, those flash mobs are the biggest problem today facing spoiled little white girls.

Meanwhile, back in the real world...

maybe your neighbor should be more concerned about his little innocent princess fingering herself on snapchat with the 500 dollar phone that daddy bought her.
robert e lee

Crosby, TX

#10 Aug 14, 2013
give her a 357 mag--screw the gun laws-- it is better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6--- hopefully the poster on post #9 will always remain in his beloved yankee land. do not even consider moving south sir. you will NOT like it here.
Not happy

La Grange, IL

#11 Aug 19, 2013
It has gotten worse. She was recently assaulted by a Flash Mob while riding the CTA to Muchin College Prep, and her cell phone was stolen.

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