Of course you 'believe' in "CAGW".<quoted text>
One does not believe "in" global warming. We know that global warming is happening because our instruments and senses tell us so.
Without someone telling you we have a CAGW crisis you woodland have to believe in something else. After all, your friend made a very important observation when...
<quoted text>"Hahaha... Without the IPCC assessment, the public would have no idea that our fossil-fuel usage is heating up the planet."
May your faith bring you a warm fuzzy feeling,