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Mommy and Dave

Plainville, CT

#5981 Apr 25, 2013
I'm sorry to see that the fart board has gone quiet. Dave and I both hope all our cyber pals are healthy and happy!

May the Farts Be With You!
M&D

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#5982 Apr 25, 2013
Wow this thread is a "Blast" from the past!
Mommy and Dave

Cheshire, CT

#5983 Apr 27, 2013
Hi Race! Hope things are great in your world!

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#5984 Apr 28, 2013
Hi MAD!
Things are absolutely wonderful for me! Hope they are for you as well.
Mommy and Dave wrote:
Hi Race! Hope things are great in your world!

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5987 May 16, 2013
Man....what died in here......?

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#5988 May 16, 2013
HA!
Saluki Rod wrote:
Man....what died in here......?

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#5989 May 20, 2013
HAHAHAHWHAHHAHABHAHA.....

Aaaaaawwww I just pooped myself.
Mommy and Dave

Plainville, CT

#5990 Jun 20, 2013
It is summer time and the camping season is upon us.....Boy Scout Camping at its best...lol...I'm glad they sleep away from me.

May you all be healthy, happy and have fun!
M&D

May The Farts Be With You....

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#5991 Jun 21, 2013
Hey M&D.
Are you involved with the Boy Scouts?
Mommy and Dave wrote:
It is summer time and the camping season is upon us.....Boy Scout Camping at its best...lol...I'm glad they sleep away from me.
May you all be healthy, happy and have fun!
M&D
May The Farts Be With You....
Mommy and Dave

Cheshire, CT

#5992 Jun 22, 2013
RACE wrote:
Hey M&D.
Are you involved with the Boy Scouts?
<quoted text>
Just a BSA parent now....was a treasurer and fund raiser chair person but that was just a bit much with the rest of life, so I left it after two years. Dave is a Star now....it was Boy Scouts who taught me about farts being more than funny....you've never lived until you've gone camping with 16 ten year olds, who ate hot dogs and beans for dinner....lol

How r u?

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#5993 Jun 23, 2013
I am wonderful TYVM! Just got back from a boat ride, and put the corn on the grill. No beans, so will have to settle for beer farts!
Mommy and Dave wrote:
<quoted text>
Just a BSA parent now....was a treasurer and fund raiser chair person but that was just a bit much with the rest of life, so I left it after two years. Dave is a Star now....it was Boy Scouts who taught me about farts being more than funny....you've never lived until you've gone camping with 16 ten year olds, who ate hot dogs and beans for dinner....lol
How r u?
Mommy and Dave

Plainville, CT

#5994 Jun 30, 2013
RACE wrote:
I am wonderful TYVM! Just got back from a boat ride, and put the corn on the grill. No beans, so will have to settle for beer farts!
<quoted text>
No beans on the grill! They can make an awful mess...lol Hope you had beer too. It's not been great boating or grillong weather here lately. So, not much toot'in.....Hope the 4th will be good tho!

Happy 4th to all!

M&D

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#5995 Jul 1, 2013
Happy fourth to you too M&D.
Mr Taggert

Branford, CT

#5996 Jul 19, 2013
Recently changed my diet. Lots of fruits and veggies. As a result, my digestive system produces copious amounts of methane and hydrogen sulfide. Mrs Taggert has taken to wearing a gasmask. Hope all are well.
Mommy and Dave

Plainville, CT

#5997 Sep 11, 2013
Hi All~

We hope life's treating you find and that your digestive systems are up to par.....

We're mostly chilling here on the coast.....not much happening....just some camping and boating....tootin in the NY mountains, Block Island and the Cape....we're bothering the neighbors and leaving Noank alone for a while...lol....

May The Farts Be With You....
M&D
Mr Taggert

Branford, CT

#5998 May 16, 2014
Cleaning out an old computer. Found this link. Hope all are well.

“A Programmer is not in IT!”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me!

#5999 May 16, 2014
Ha! I was just here yesterday, but it would not see me as logged in.
I wanted to let everyone know, I had a gasous-eruptus. I wanted to try and fill a balloon to see if it would float or sink.

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#6000 May 16, 2014
Nice to see you old farts...
BeansBeansBeansB eansBeans

Spring Hill, FL

#6001 May 23, 2014
There was a song by this title OR a song started with the word BEANS
about 8 times then went into the rest of the song. Anyone remember?
Catch the fart in a plastic shopping bag and place it over his head for a couple of minutes. Don't kill him..........just STINK HIM a bit.

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#6002 May 25, 2014
To all the people following me through House on the Rock in Wisconsin yesterday: I got skills! I got game!

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