Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

[Saluki Rod]

RACE wrote:

Ahhhh, the captive audience. Thats the best way to nail a bunch of people at once.
<quoted text>

I only regret that I'm in a small office now....very few opps to dust large groups....

[Da Man]

At least you get to enjoy the concentrated smell in your office...

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
I only regret that I'm in a small office now....very few opps to dust large groups....

[RACE]

Maybe you will get sent to a convention?

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
I only regret that I'm in a small office now....very few opps to dust large groups....

[Saluki Rod]

RACE wrote:

Maybe you will get sent to a convention?
<quoted text>

Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!

[Da Man]

You can crop dust the captive passengers on the plane...

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!

[Da Man]

Oh, forget to mention... beware of the local meth lab -- might be in the motel room next door -- BOOM!

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!

[Forgotten faith]

Niiiice!!!
That's hilarious.

I'd sue if I was the parents!!!!

Fn idiots.

There was a 5 year old who was arrested for an over due library book.

This crap happens all over the U.S

[RACE]

Ha.
You said crap and this thread is about farts....

Forgotten faith wrote:

Niiiice!!!
That's hilarious.
I'd sue if I was the parents!!!!
Fn idiots.
There was a 5 year old who was arrested for an over due library book.
This crap happens all over the U.S

[Da Man]

If I fart in the woods and no one is there to sniff it, does it still stink?

[RACE]

Only you know the answer to that!

Da Man wrote:

If I fart in the woods and no one is there to sniff it, does it still stink?

[Da Man]

My farts always smell good to me...

RACE wrote:

Only you know the answer to that!
<quoted text>

[RACE]

Ha!

Da Man wrote:

My farts always smell good to me...
<quoted text>

[Mr Taggert]

Just crop dusted the main office. The choking and gasping I heard as I rounded the corner was priceless.

[pfft]

pfft

[Saluki Rod]

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!

I crop-dusted 65 passengers on a flight between Dallas and Chicago Thursday night. Considering I'd had Tex-Mex 3 days in a row, followed by In N Out Burger my last night in Dallas, I showed remarkable restraint and control.

[RACE]

Must have been a small plane. I am sure you got the pilots too!

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
I crop-dusted 65 passengers on a flight between Dallas and Chicago Thursday night. Considering I'd had Tex-Mex 3 days in a row, followed by In N Out Burger my last night in Dallas, I showed remarkable restraint and control.

[Saluki Rod]

RACE wrote:

Must have been a small plane. I am sure you got the pilots too!
<quoted text>

33 rows of 2 seats per side. The pilots could have opened the door to the cockpit and just turned in their seats to make announcements.

[RACE]

Ah, a turbo prop, Your flatulance can be as noisy as you like on those.

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
33 rows of 2 seats per side. The pilots could have opened the door to the cockpit and just turned in their seats to make announcements.

[Saluki Rod]

I dropped a landmine in the entrance to WalMart yesterday. SalukiSon and I lingered near the door and had a few minutes of fun watching peoples' expressions change when they hit the wall.

[Mr Taggert]

Saluki Rod wrote:

I dropped a landmine in the entrance to WalMart yesterday. SalukiSon and I lingered near the door and had a few minutes of fun watching peoples' expressions change when they hit the wall.

LMAO!! I did the same thing in the frozen foods aisle. Oh what fun!!