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“See you at Gatsby's.....”
Since: Dec 07
DuPage County
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RACE wrote: Ahhhh, the captive audience. Thats the best way to nail a bunch of people at once. <quoted text> I only regret that I'm in a small office now....very few opps to dust large groups....
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Da Man
Silver Spring, MD
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At least you get to enjoy the concentrated smell in your office... Saluki Rod wrote: <quoted text> I only regret that I'm in a small office now....very few opps to dust large groups....
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“Geddy Lee doesn't do groceries”
Since: Feb 09
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Maybe you will get sent to a convention? Saluki Rod wrote: <quoted text> I only regret that I'm in a small office now....very few opps to dust large groups....
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“See you at Gatsby's.....”
Since: Dec 07
DuPage County
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RACE wrote: Maybe you will get sent to a convention? <quoted text> Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!
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Da Man
Silver Spring, MD
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You can crop dust the captive passengers on the plane... Saluki Rod wrote: <quoted text> Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!
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Da Man
Silver Spring, MD
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Oh, forget to mention... beware of the local meth lab -- might be in the motel room next door -- BOOM! Saluki Rod wrote: <quoted text> Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!
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Since: Sep 12
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Niiiice!!! That's hilarious.
I'd sue if I was the parents!!!!
Fn idiots.
There was a 5 year old who was arrested for an over due library book.
This crap happens all over the U.S
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“Geddy Lee doesn't do groceries”
Since: Feb 09
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Ha. You said crap and this thread is about farts.... Forgotten faith wrote: Niiiice!!! That's hilarious. I'd sue if I was the parents!!!! Fn idiots. There was a 5 year old who was arrested for an over due library book. This crap happens all over the U.S
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Da Man
Silver Spring, MD
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If I fart in the woods and no one is there to sniff it, does it still stink?
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“Geddy Lee doesn't do groceries”
Since: Feb 09
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Only you know the answer to that! Da Man wrote: If I fart in the woods and no one is there to sniff it, does it still stink?
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Da Man
Silver Spring, MD
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My farts always smell good to me... RACE wrote: Only you know the answer to that! <quoted text>
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“Geddy Lee doesn't do groceries”
Since: Feb 09
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Ha! Da Man wrote: My farts always smell good to me... <quoted text>
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Mr Taggert
West Haven, CT
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Just crop dusted the main office. The choking and gasping I heard as I rounded the corner was priceless.
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pfft
Needham, MA
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“See you at Gatsby's.....”
Since: Dec 07
DuPage County
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Saluki Rod wrote: <quoted text> Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo! I crop-dusted 65 passengers on a flight between Dallas and Chicago Thursday night. Considering I'd had Tex-Mex 3 days in a row, followed by In N Out Burger my last night in Dallas, I showed remarkable restraint and control.
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“Geddy Lee doesn't do groceries”
Since: Feb 09
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Must have been a small plane. I am sure you got the pilots too! Saluki Rod wrote: <quoted text> I crop-dusted 65 passengers on a flight between Dallas and Chicago Thursday night. Considering I'd had Tex-Mex 3 days in a row, followed by In N Out Burger my last night in Dallas, I showed remarkable restraint and control.
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“See you at Gatsby's.....”
Since: Dec 07
DuPage County
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RACE wrote: Must have been a small plane. I am sure you got the pilots too! <quoted text> 33 rows of 2 seats per side. The pilots could have opened the door to the cockpit and just turned in their seats to make announcements.
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“Geddy Lee doesn't do groceries”
Since: Feb 09
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Ah, a turbo prop, Your flatulance can be as noisy as you like on those. Saluki Rod wrote: <quoted text> 33 rows of 2 seats per side. The pilots could have opened the door to the cockpit and just turned in their seats to make announcements.
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“See you at Gatsby's.....”
Since: Dec 07
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I dropped a landmine in the entrance to WalMart yesterday. SalukiSon and I lingered near the door and had a few minutes of fun watching peoples' expressions change when they hit the wall.
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Mr Taggert
West Haven, CT
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Saluki Rod wrote: I dropped a landmine in the entrance to WalMart yesterday. SalukiSon and I lingered near the door and had a few minutes of fun watching peoples' expressions change when they hit the wall. LMAO!! I did the same thing in the frozen foods aisle. Oh what fun!!
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