Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

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According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.
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porky

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farting is healthy.
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Dec 17, 2012
 
and natural

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Dec 17, 2012
 
and fun!
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and natural
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My 8-year old son told me yesterday he lights farts with his friends. I am so proud!

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My 12 year old sprints int rooms where I am to fart near me whenever possible....
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I think that Sheriff deptement would better off arresting drug dealers than arresting 13 year old in school for farting when I went to I would have Ben Arrested to cause i could not help it & some times was LOUD
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Da Man wrote:
Whoa... Lunch was chili and it expanded on the elevator. It was an SBD but took some tactics to escape undetected. Close call but another guy took the fall.
Bond. James Bond, of the SBDs...
What's that, 99, "Get Fart"?

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I flatulate, therefore I am...
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I agree -- that is my philosophy... the essence and experience of a truly toxic fart is proof of one's existence -- especially when you can share it...
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I flatulate, therefore I am...

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Dec 28, 2012
 
I have been having some wonderful bouts of gas. I am almost a'feared of going too close to the fire!

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Race ^^^^^^ that's hilarious ! My BF and I had a ton of garlic and onions on our sliders last night. He's hoping to rip some stinky ones on the guys he works with during this mornings video ..they had to watch .
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Dec 28, 2012
 
"Better to fart and feel ashame than hold it back and feel the pain." Happy New Year everyone!

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Ahhhh, the captive audience. Thats the best way to nail a bunch of people at once.
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Race ^^^^^^ that's hilarious ! My BF and I had a ton of garlic and onions on our sliders last night. He's hoping to rip some stinky ones on the guys he works with during this mornings video ..they had to watch .
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Dec 31, 2012
 
It's New Years Eve and all through it we expecting a bodacious fart. One that is toxic enough to make us gag and all have a secret, time-kept challenge ahead... May the farts be with us forever... for they make us strong!

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Dec 31, 2012
 
Hope everyone has a fartacious new years eve, and remember if you dont wake up and fart tomorrow, you did tonight all wrong!
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Jan 2, 2013
 
After a evening of chowing down on chili, our family fast kicked about the 3rd quarter of the Outback Bowl. Maybe that's why Michigan chocked and gagged at the end of the game...

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Ahhhh, the captive audience. Thats the best way to nail a bunch of people at once.
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I only regret that I'm in a small office now....very few opps to dust large groups....
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At least you get to enjoy the concentrated smell in your office...
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Maybe you will get sent to a convention?
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Maybe you will get sent to a convention?
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Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!

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