Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

[Da Man]

Whoa... Lunch was chili and it expanded on the elevator. It was an SBD but took some tactics to escape undetected. Close call but another guy took the fall.

Bond. James Bond, of the SBDs...

[The farmers daughter-2]

I bet it made him feel beter

[No name QB]

A certain NFL team in Chicago stinks it up pretty bad when they're on the field. Hahaha!

[oops]

I think that was a wet one.

[porky]

farting is healthy.

[whiskey]

and natural

[RACE]

and fun!

whiskey wrote:

and natural

[Da Man]

My 8-year old son told me yesterday he lights farts with his friends. I am so proud!

[Saluki Rod]

My 12 year old sprints int rooms where I am to fart near me whenever possible....

[boss hog]

I think that Sheriff deptement would better off arresting drug dealers than arresting 13 year old in school for farting when I went to I would have Ben Arrested to cause i could not help it & some times was LOUD

[Mommy and Dave]

Da Man wrote:

Whoa... Lunch was chili and it expanded on the elevator. It was an SBD but took some tactics to escape undetected. Close call but another guy took the fall.
Bond. James Bond, of the SBDs...

What's that, 99, "Get Fart"?

[Saluki Rod]

I flatulate, therefore I am...

[Da Man]

I agree -- that is my philosophy... the essence and experience of a truly toxic fart is proof of one's existence -- especially when you can share it...

Saluki Rod wrote:

I flatulate, therefore I am...

[RACE]

I have been having some wonderful bouts of gas. I am almost a'feared of going too close to the fire!

[Laura Beth]

Race ^^^^^^ that's hilarious ! My BF and I had a ton of garlic and onions on our sliders last night. He's hoping to rip some stinky ones on the guys he works with during this mornings video ..they had to watch .

[Mr Taggert]

"Better to fart and feel ashame than hold it back and feel the pain." Happy New Year everyone!

[RACE]

Ahhhh, the captive audience. Thats the best way to nail a bunch of people at once.

Laura Beth wrote:

Race ^^^^^^ that's hilarious ! My BF and I had a ton of garlic and onions on our sliders last night. He's hoping to rip some stinky ones on the guys he works with during this mornings video ..they had to watch .

[Da Man]

It's New Years Eve and all through it we expecting a bodacious fart. One that is toxic enough to make us gag and all have a secret, time-kept challenge ahead... May the farts be with us forever... for they make us strong!

[RACE]

Hope everyone has a fartacious new years eve, and remember if you dont wake up and fart tomorrow, you did tonight all wrong!

[Da Man]

After a evening of chowing down on chili, our family fast kicked about the 3rd quarter of the Outback Bowl. Maybe that's why Michigan chocked and gagged at the end of the game...