Student arrested for 'passing gas' an...

Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

There are 5662 comments on the The Morning Call story from Nov 25, 2008, titled Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' .... In it, The Morning Call reports that:

According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.

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Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#5921 Nov 28, 2012
It's kinda like a period, don't wear white If ya have gas that bad.

Lol

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#5922 Nov 28, 2012
Da Man wrote:
Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
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What you have said here has me laughing and smiling from ear to ear. I needed that this morning. I agree with you 100%:)
Mr Taggert

Branford, CT

#5923 Nov 28, 2012
LookAroundYou wrote:
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What you have said here has me laughing and smiling from ear to ear. I needed that this morning. I agree with you 100%:)
We've been having fun here for 4 years.
Mr Taggert's Boston baked beans were a hit at Thanksgiving dinner. Made it an aromatic football watching afternoon!

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5924 Nov 28, 2012
Da Man wrote:
Over 10 seconds had to have produced a few little chunks or at least a long skid mark...
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Not this time! I've got skills! I've got game!

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#5925 Nov 28, 2012
So, your saying it's all in pressure control?
Saluki Rod wrote:
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Not this time! I've got skills! I've got game!

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5926 Nov 28, 2012
RACE wrote:
So, your saying it's all in pressure control?
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More like, be educated about your warning signs. Excessive pressure or major meat intake means you sholdn't try to set any records, rather, caution is called for.

Face it, as we age, friendly fire becomes a distinct possibility.
dognes

Masontown, PA

#5927 Nov 28, 2012
youtube.com/watch...
Really what a Fart will do?
Mommy and Dave

United States

#5928 Dec 1, 2012
RACE wrote:
Thats a terrible product!
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I agree.....spolis the whole sharing thing....
Mommy and Dave

United States

#5929 Dec 1, 2012
Mr Taggert wrote:
<quoted text>We've been having fun here for 4 years.
Mr Taggert's Boston baked beans were a hit at Thanksgiving dinner. Made it an aromatic football watching afternoon!
4 years! Wow! Talk about lingering.....you gotta put up your chilli recipe again....that was good!
Mommy and Dave

United States

#5930 Dec 1, 2012
Saluki Rod wrote:
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More like, be educated about your warning signs. Excessive pressure or major meat intake means you sholdn't try to set any records, rather, caution is called for.
Face it, as we age, friendly fire becomes a distinct possibility.
I think it's more like....if one practices enough, they master the art. Take credit for your skill....You're an inspriation to us all!
ffffffaaaaarrrrr tttttt

Shang, China

#5931 Dec 1, 2012
In some countries a fart is a sign of thanks and respect. Most southern states take as an insult if you don't fart after a meal.

Since: Dec 07

DuPage County

#5932 Dec 2, 2012
ffffffaaaaarrrrrtttttt wrote:
In some countries a fart is a sign of thanks and respect. Most southern states take as an insult if you don't fart after a meal.
I keep telling this to SalukiWife, but she isn't buying it.
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#5933 Dec 17, 2012
Give her time to inhale the essence of your colon... Maybe over a glass of wine... after toxic chili...
Saluki Rod wrote:
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I keep telling this to SalukiWife, but she isn't buying it.
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#5934 Dec 17, 2012
Whoa... Lunch was chili and it expanded on the elevator. It was an SBD but took some tactics to escape undetected. Close call but another guy took the fall.

Bond. James Bond, of the SBDs...

“I enjoy safe sex”

Since: Dec 12

Cuba MO

#5935 Dec 17, 2012
I bet it made him feel beter
No name QB

Purchase, NY

#5936 Dec 17, 2012
A certain NFL team in Chicago stinks it up pretty bad when they're on the field. Hahaha!
oops

Tampa, FL

#5937 Dec 17, 2012
I think that was a wet one.
porky

Los Angeles, CA

#5938 Dec 17, 2012
farting is healthy.
whiskey

Ireland

#5939 Dec 17, 2012
and natural

“Where is Tonka?”

Since: Feb 09

Neda, stay with me! Charlie

#5940 Dec 17, 2012
and fun!
whiskey wrote:
and natural

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