Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

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According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.
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RACE wrote:
This thread has lingered longer than any fart I ever passed....
Whoever beefed in my car yesterday gave me a gift that is still lingering.....
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Saluki Rod wrote:
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Whoever beefed in my car yesterday gave me a gift that is still lingering.....
I'd check the seat for skid marks.
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Oh boy!! Mrs Taggert is soaking a pot of Navy Beans. You know what that means.......

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Nov 14, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
Oh boy!! Mrs Taggert is soaking a pot of Navy Beans. You know what that means.......
Yessir! Christmas done come early!
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Nov 14, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
Oh boy!! Mrs Taggert is soaking a pot of Navy Beans. You know what that means.......
The gift that keeps on giving?

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SalukiWife has banned several foods from our house. The funny thing is she farts almost as often as me now.

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Well, yanno how after a couple has been married for a long time they start to look similar....
Saluki Rod wrote:
SalukiWife has banned several foods from our house. The funny thing is she farts almost as often as me now.
Mommy and Dave

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Nov 15, 2012
 
Saluki Rod wrote:
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Whoever beefed in my car yesterday gave me a gift that is still lingering.....
blame it on the dog.....he won't care

It's been how long that this thread's been going?
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Mommy and Dave wrote:
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blame it on the dog.....he won't care
It's been how long that this thread's been going?
Thanksgiving 2008. Mrs. T promised to make another pot of beans for T-day Dinner! WOOHOO! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! May the holiday winds blow strong!
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Nov 16, 2012
 
I love crop dusting the commuter train as I walk off my car to my stop... Can't be fingered since so many folks are getting off but the scent lingers... so I have been told...

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I had to declare 'no more farting in a non-moving car' this weekend. Of course 10 minutes after I imposed the rule, I forgot and cut a paint peeler.......
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There's your WMD's.
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Who ordered the Thunder From Down Under?

Definitely came from outback.

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Hope everyone has a wonderful bird day! Deep fried turkey really gets the ole bowels a'blowin!
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As a representative of the International Association For The Prevention Of Uncontrolled Flatulence I feel it is incumbent upon me to promote a new product on the market. Now available at your local medical supply store are bloomers containing activated charcoal filters! This product will help you protect those around you when control of your bodily functions (as well as noxious gas) escapes you. They are packaged in plain brown wrappers for your privacy and convenience. Please impart this information to all of your flatulent friends for the safety and health of everyone.

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Thats a terrible product!
Phineas Phartwhiffer wrote:
As a representative of the International Association For The Prevention Of Uncontrolled Flatulence I feel it is incumbent upon me to promote a new product on the market. Now available at your local medical supply store are bloomers containing activated charcoal filters! This product will help you protect those around you when control of your bodily functions (as well as noxious gas) escapes you. They are packaged in plain brown wrappers for your privacy and convenience. Please impart this information to all of your flatulent friends for the safety and health of everyone.

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Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
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I salute you -- you are my Hero and an excellent example of a Father!
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Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.

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Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.

Beth writes :

Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

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We dont discuss spits,dribbles of chunks. Its all about the gas.
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Thanksgiving night I topped myself. After showing the company to the door, I embracd SalukiWife and unleashed the longest fart of the year. It was at least 10 seconds long, and loud as a cannon. The wife was thoroughly disgusted and SalukiSon now looks at me with a new degree of esteem.
Beth writes :
Damn dude that's too funny ! Did it spit coming out ?

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