Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

[Saluki Rod]

Mr Taggert wrote:

<quoted text> Almost time to have that father daughter talk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Funny how cartoons often hold the key to life's important lessons, isn't it?

Taggert, yet again you've pointed out that quality of life is the primary goal......

BTW, recently I had to teach SaukiSon that beefing in a non-moving car is proof that one is a jag. Carry on.

[The Screaming Spincter]

I'm about to unload an obama.....muahahahahahahahaaaa h.....and I hope it smells like kenya

[RACE]

This thread has lingered longer than any fart I ever passed....

[Da Man]

This kid's gas is contributing to global warming.

[Saluki Rod]

RACE wrote:

This thread has lingered longer than any fart I ever passed....

Whoever beefed in my car yesterday gave me a gift that is still lingering.....

[Mr Taggert]

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
Whoever beefed in my car yesterday gave me a gift that is still lingering.....

I'd check the seat for skid marks.

[Mr Taggert]

Oh boy!! Mrs Taggert is soaking a pot of Navy Beans. You know what that means.......

[Saluki Rod]

Mr Taggert wrote:

Oh boy!! Mrs Taggert is soaking a pot of Navy Beans. You know what that means.......

Yessir! Christmas done come early!

[The Incredibile Flounder]

Mr Taggert wrote:

Oh boy!! Mrs Taggert is soaking a pot of Navy Beans. You know what that means.......

The gift that keeps on giving?

[Saluki Rod]

SalukiWife has banned several foods from our house. The funny thing is she farts almost as often as me now.

[RACE]

Well, yanno how after a couple has been married for a long time they start to look similar....

Saluki Rod wrote:

SalukiWife has banned several foods from our house. The funny thing is she farts almost as often as me now.

[Mommy and Dave]

Saluki Rod wrote:

<quoted text>
Whoever beefed in my car yesterday gave me a gift that is still lingering.....

blame it on the dog.....he won't care

It's been how long that this thread's been going?

[Mr Taggert]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

<quoted text>
blame it on the dog.....he won't care
It's been how long that this thread's been going?

Thanksgiving 2008. Mrs. T promised to make another pot of beans for T-day Dinner! WOOHOO! Happy Thanksgiving everyone! May the holiday winds blow strong!

[Da Man]

I love crop dusting the commuter train as I walk off my car to my stop... Can't be fingered since so many folks are getting off but the scent lingers... so I have been told...

[Saluki Rod]

I had to declare 'no more farting in a non-moving car' this weekend. Of course 10 minutes after I imposed the rule, I forgot and cut a paint peeler.......

[George W]

There's your WMD's.

[Yeah Right]

Who ordered the Thunder From Down Under?

Definitely came from outback.

[RACE]

Hope everyone has a wonderful bird day! Deep fried turkey really gets the ole bowels a'blowin!

[Phineas Phartwhiffer]

As a representative of the International Association For The Prevention Of Uncontrolled Flatulence I feel it is incumbent upon me to promote a new product on the market. Now available at your local medical supply store are bloomers containing activated charcoal filters! This product will help you protect those around you when control of your bodily functions (as well as noxious gas) escapes you. They are packaged in plain brown wrappers for your privacy and convenience. Please impart this information to all of your flatulent friends for the safety and health of everyone.

[RACE]

Thats a terrible product!

Phineas Phartwhiffer wrote:

As a representative of the International Association For The Prevention Of Uncontrolled Flatulence I feel it is incumbent upon me to promote a new product on the market. Now available at your local medical supply store are bloomers containing activated charcoal filters! This product will help you protect those around you when control of your bodily functions (as well as noxious gas) escapes you. They are packaged in plain brown wrappers for your privacy and convenience. Please impart this information to all of your flatulent friends for the safety and health of everyone.