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According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.
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Aug 28, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
<quoted text>I went up with a grand and came home with $900 after paying for everything. Won big on a trifecta! 1st time in 30 years!
Congrats, Mr Taggert. Lady Luck was smiling on you that day.
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Aug 28, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
<quoted text>I went up with a grand and came home with $900 after paying for everything. Won big on a trifecta! 1st time in 30 years!
Good for you!
Mommy and Dave

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Aug 28, 2012
 
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Ha, reserveamerica, one word..
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lol...your right, my bad typing strikes again....did you check it out?
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Aug 28, 2012
 
Gail Snail wrote:
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Congrats, Mr Taggert. Lady Luck was smiling on you that day.
Lady Lucky has never smiled at moi....lol...when I was a kid we were at a school show and raffle. The lady sitting next to me had a broken leg. She asked me to please get her a ticket when I went to get mine. She gave me her dollar and off I went to get two tickets. The item was a stero! I came back and handed her the winning ticket! Yup, that's the kind of luck I have...lol...at least it makes for a cute story....lol

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Aug 28, 2012
 
just a quick glance. Will get back to it, just wanted to know it was availiable and bookmarked.
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lol...your right, my bad typing strikes again....did you check it out?
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Aug 28, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
just a quick glance. Will get back to it, just wanted to know it was availiable and bookmarked.
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Remember one thing, it is site specific. What this means is you need to make your reservation 9 months ahead of time to get the site you want. If your going to Forked Lake, let me know if your going to do "boat access only". I have a list of all the sites that have docks/sandy beaches and are great for motor boats. All sites are perfect for canoes, kyacks, and row boats.

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Aug 29, 2012
 
Mommy and Dave wrote:
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Lady Lucky has never smiled at moi....lol...when I was a kid we were at a school show and raffle. The lady sitting next to me had a broken leg. She asked me to please get her a ticket when I went to get mine. She gave me her dollar and off I went to get two tickets. The item was a stero! I came back and handed her the winning ticket! Yup, that's the kind of luck I have...lol...at least it makes for a cute story....lol
You sound a bit like me. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

I did win a pair of boxing gloves signed by Michael de Lorenzo, star of a SHOwtime tv show about 13 years ago. They called the first ticket drawn - but no one responded. I had the next ticket drawn. I wonder if those boxing gloves are worth anything. I forget the name of the show - something street.

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#5882
Aug 29, 2012
 
I looked it up. The show was called "Resurrection Blvd". Actually, I looked up Michael deLorenzo to find the name of the show.
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Whatever happened to freedom of speech? This kid is practicing to be a politician. He was speaking out his a$$.

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Aug 30, 2012
 
Ha!
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Whatever happened to freedom of speech? This kid is practicing to be a politician. He was speaking out his a$$.

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Sep 5, 2012
 
I wonder whose farts smell worse? Obama or Romney's?
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Sep 5, 2012
 
Saluki Rod wrote:
I wonder whose farts smell worse? Obama or Romney's?
Romney Robme is by far, a bigger poop slinger then Obama will ever be.
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Romney Robme is by far, a bigger poop slinger then Obama will ever be.
But Barack started an Obowelma movement!
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#5888
Sep 11, 2012
 
Somebody's "blowing this" out of all proportion! Actually, the subject's "blowing my mind"!

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I executed a perfect Ring of Death last night.

I danced around SalukiDaughter ripping short sweet ones until she gagged and ran away saying "My god, what's wrong with you?" over her shoulder.

'I got skills! I got game!" was my reply.
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Saluki Rod wrote:
I executed a perfect Ring of Death last night.
I danced around SalukiDaughter ripping short sweet ones until she gagged and ran away saying "My god, what's wrong with you?" over her shoulder.
'I got skills! I got game!" was my reply.
Almost time to have that father daughter talk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Mr Taggert wrote:
<quoted text> Almost time to have that father daughter talk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Funny how cartoons often hold the key to life's important lessons, isn't it?

Taggert, yet again you've pointed out that quality of life is the primary goal......

BTW, recently I had to teach SaukiSon that beefing in a non-moving car is proof that one is a jag. Carry on.
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I'm about to unload an obama.....muahahahahahahahaaaa h.....and I hope it smells like kenya

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This thread has lingered longer than any fart I ever passed....
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This kid's gas is contributing to global warming.

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