Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

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According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.
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Aug 16, 2012
 
Yes, matches and "Gas" stations, just dont go together well.
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If you knew who it was, you could use the restroom at the gas station on the corner. It couldn't be any worse than the egg your co-worker laid. You might think of bringing some matches in with you. Then, again, you might set off an explosion.
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Aug 19, 2012
 
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Hope everyone's summer has been fun, safe and fart filled!
Hi Tagert! We just got back from camping in the NY mountains! Dave had a spendid time camping this whole summer, every other week, since July 14th! Those boy scouts really do enjoy tent farts. Oh, the stories I've been told.....lol
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Aug 19, 2012
 
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When we got Rocky, he would sleep in a crate. My son-in-law, Dave, thought that was cruel and let the dog out. The dog has slept with them ever since. Better them than me. LOL! They've tried to keep him out of their bedroom, but Rocky cries so they give up.
Rocky is happy.....lol...not so sure about everyone else....hope your summer is going good!
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Aug 19, 2012
 
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Tent farts. Oh my what a blast from the past. Eons ago I was a Marine on a cold weather training exercise with my unit. We spent 12 weeks living in 10 man tents. Imagine a bunch of guys in enclosed weather proofed canvas eating MRE's (Meals Rejected by Everyone)consisting of chicken a la slop, ham loaf and beans. Oh the beans... Wasn't the socks hanging from the tent ropes that provided a pervasive perfume.
Fart sacks couldn't contain the mayhem and the training filters in the gas masks were insufficient to the task. Oh but those were the days!
Happy Independence Day to everyone here. A special thank you to the leathernecks, soldiers, sailors, airmen and coasties in places hot, cold and in between risking it all to keep us safe from enemies foreign and domestic - except for the politicians.
Ship farts are not any easier....but your right, those were the days! Your welcome and thank you too, for serving!
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Aug 19, 2012
 
Gail Snail wrote:
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make sure you have those baked beans with your bar-be-cue.
don't forget the beer and buffalo chicken wings.....always an explosive combination! Bonne appetite.....<spelling????? >
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Aug 19, 2012
 
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Yes, matches and "Gas" stations, just dont go together well.
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nope! nope! nope!....they most certainly do not go together well.....bad visual.....lol

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Aug 20, 2012
 
Where abouts?
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Hi Tagert! We just got back from camping in the NY mountains! Dave had a spendid time camping this whole summer, every other week, since July 14th! Those boy scouts really do enjoy tent farts. Oh, the stories I've been told.....lol

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Aug 21, 2012
 
Mommy and Dave wrote:
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don't forget the beer and buffalo chicken wings.....always an explosive combination! Bonne appetite.....<spelling????? >
Hello Mommy. Welcome Back. Good to hear from you again. My job is being eliminated and I'm trying to find another position in the company. I just had my 18th anniversary here. I'm too young to retire and not yet old enough to collect my Social Security.
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Aug 22, 2012
 

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and we teach them to share...perhaps they should do a Book Report on "The Art of Flatulence" by Joseph Isaacs of Palm Harbor Fl and visit his site www.fartwithoutfear.com isaacs@isg-telecom.com and have him speak on Etiquette of Gas in Public.
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Aug 22, 2012
 
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Forked Lake.....about 15 miles from long Lake....out on an island....the wind carried away Dave's fluffers. There is a G~d!

What have you been doing?
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Aug 22, 2012
 
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Hello Mommy. Welcome Back. Good to hear from you again. My job is being eliminated and I'm trying to find another position in the company. I just had my 18th anniversary here. I'm too young to retire and not yet old enough to collect my Social Security.
In this economy, I'm not surprised! It stinks more than the best fart! I wish you luck!

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Aug 23, 2012
 
Oh, You were waaaayyyyy up in the mountains. Must have been very beautiful. I used to live about an 1hr below Albany.
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Forked Lake.....about 15 miles from long Lake....out on an island....the wind carried away Dave's fluffers. There is a G~d!
What have you been doing?
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Aug 26, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
Oh, You were waaaayyyyy up in the mountains. Must have been very beautiful. I used to live about an 1hr below Albany.
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I was on Lake George last week. Spent some time at the track in Saratoga. Lovely area.
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Aug 26, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
Oh, You were waaaayyyyy up in the mountains. Must have been very beautiful. I used to live about an 1hr below Albany.
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Yes, it is great to get away from all the daily grind. Boat access only! Makes it perfectly peaceful. Got some great pix of birds, views, kids playing with the kyack, swimming, etc....lots of fun!

How's been your summer?
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Aug 26, 2012
 
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<quoted text>I was on Lake George last week. Spent some time at the track in Saratoga. Lovely area.
Hi Tagert!

Lake Geo is beautiful! Never been to the track. Did go on the "Mini Haha". Did you win?

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Aug 27, 2012
 
My brother lives in Saratoga. Small world
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<quoted text>I was on Lake George last week. Spent some time at the track in Saratoga. Lovely area.

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Aug 27, 2012
 
Really! Do you have a link you could share? Maybe I will look into doing that instead of bringing my daughter down (she lives in the Hudson Valley).
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Yes, it is great to get away from all the daily grind. Boat access only! Makes it perfectly peaceful. Got some great pix of birds, views, kids playing with the kyack, swimming, etc....lots of fun!
How's been your summer?
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Aug 27, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
Really! Do you have a link you could share? Maybe I will look into doing that instead of bringing my daughter down (she lives in the Hudson Valley).
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check out reserve america.com ...all the camping places are listed and you can chose. This way if you do not want to go as far, but still remote, you can. There are some great camp sites on the little islands on Lake George too!

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Aug 27, 2012
 
Ha, reserveamerica, one word..
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check out reserve america.com ...all the camping places are listed and you can chose. This way if you do not want to go as far, but still remote, you can. There are some great camp sites on the little islands on Lake George too!
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Aug 27, 2012
 
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Hi Tagert!
Lake Geo is beautiful! Never been to the track. Did go on the "Mini Haha". Did you win?
I went up with a grand and came home with $900 after paying for everything. Won big on a trifecta! 1st time in 30 years!

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