Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

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According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.
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Mr Taggert

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#5525
Dec 30, 2011
 
I was cropdusted by an old lady in the fruit aisle of the Big-Y supermarket. Brought tears to my eyes.

Happy New Year to one and all!!

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Pompano Beach

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Dec 30, 2011
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
I was cropdusted by an old lady in the fruit aisle of the Big-Y supermarket. Brought tears to my eyes.
Happy New Year to one and all!!
Same to you, Mr Taggert.

Wishing everyone out there a Happy, Healthy & Safe New Year.

2012 is the Year of the Dragon on the Chinese Zodiac. I am a Dragon, so I am hoping for a wonderful 2012.
Art the Fart

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Dec 30, 2011
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
I was cropdusted by an old lady in the fruit aisle of the Big-Y supermarket. Brought tears to my eyes.
Happy New Year to one and all!!
Seniors can't fart as loud as they once did but they can stink up a grocery aisle in an instant and usually blame the younger people for the stink.

And a Happy New Year to you Mr. Taggert.
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Dec 30, 2011
 

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Neda, stay with me!

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#5529
Jan 17, 2012
 
Where are all my Fart Buddies???

Have we all forgotten the are of fart?

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Jan 18, 2012
 
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Where are all my Fart Buddies???
Have we all forgotten the are of fart?
Hi Race;
Did you mean The Art of Fart? I told you nothing had been posted since the end of last year.
Where is everyone?

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#5532
Jan 18, 2012
 
Yes, that is what I meant. really should learn to proofread.

I was hoping if I posted something then somebody else might, errr...let one rip, so to speak!
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Hi Race;
Did you mean The Art of Fart? I told you nothing had been posted since the end of last year.
Where is everyone?

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Pompano Beach

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Jan 18, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
Yes, that is what I meant. really should learn to proofread.
I was hoping if I posted something then somebody else might, errr...let one rip, so to speak!
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ROFL(&F)MAO! I know what you mean. I have ribs & pulled pork for lunch today. It will probably be noisy at my desk. LOL!!:-)
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Jan 18, 2012
 

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Happy 2012 everyone!!! I went to my favorite bbq joint too! Had brisket, collard greens, slaw and beans. Mrs Taggert is gonna be in trouble tonight! I can feel the rumble in my tummy.

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Jan 18, 2012
 
Mr Taggert wrote:
Happy 2012 everyone!!! I went to my favorite bbq joint too! Had brisket, collard greens, slaw and beans. Mrs Taggert is gonna be in trouble tonight! I can feel the rumble in my tummy.
Wishing you a Happy & Healthy 2012. Poor Mrs. Taggert is gonna get a noseful of Mr. Taggert. Did she eat the same meal as you? If so, the playing field is level. LOL!

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#5536
Jan 18, 2012
 
Happy 2012. No good gas for me, but the mutt got into the trash (again) and not only did he crop dust me and the kitties, but I could actually hear his belly churning and gurgling while making the gas. So glad when he decided to go down onto the floor.
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Happy 2012 everyone!!! I went to my favorite bbq joint too! Had brisket, collard greens, slaw and beans. Mrs Taggert is gonna be in trouble tonight! I can feel the rumble in my tummy.

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Jan 19, 2012
 
RACE wrote:
Happy 2012. No good gas for me, but the mutt got into the trash (again) and not only did he crop dust me and the kitties, but I could actually hear his belly churning and gurgling while making the gas. So glad when he decided to go down onto the floor.
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Isn't it amazing just how stinky those doggie farts can be? I have an 8 month old puggle that can clear a room.

Does your dog get under the covers to create a Dutch oven?

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Jan 19, 2012
 
Thank goodness no. Not only because of the stink, but because he is a husky, and dealing with the fur on top of the comforter is more than enough to deal with.
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Isn't it amazing just how stinky those doggie farts can be? I have an 8 month old puggle that can clear a room.
Does your dog get under the covers to create a Dutch oven?

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Jan 19, 2012
 
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Thank goodness no. Not only because of the stink, but because he is a husky, and dealing with the fur on top of the comforter is more than enough to deal with.
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I kinda feel sorry for your dog, dealing with a fur coat in the South Florida heat. I'll bet he was grateful for the few days of cold we had a couple of weeks ago.

Were you living in South Florida 35 years ago when it snowed? I used to joke with my Aunt & Uncle that they brought the snow from New York, but they moved down in February '77, just after the snow came & went.
Stinky

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Jan 19, 2012
 
Getting ready to let one go......

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#5541
Jan 19, 2012
 
I was not here for it, but I have heard the tale.

He loved the cool down, absolutely went puppy during our walks.
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I kinda feel sorry for your dog, dealing with a fur coat in the South Florida heat. I'll bet he was grateful for the few days of cold we had a couple of weeks ago.
Were you living in South Florida 35 years ago when it snowed? I used to joke with my Aunt & Uncle that they brought the snow from New York, but they moved down in February '77, just after the snow came & went.

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#5542
Jan 19, 2012
 
Stand Back. Give the man some room.

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Getting ready to let one go......

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RACE wrote:
<quoted text>Stand Back. Give the man some room.
I tried to Tebow the other day and just about blew a hole in my jeans.....

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Jan 20, 2012
 
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I tried to Tebow the other day and just about blew a hole in my jeans.....
Hello Saluki Rod. Happy New Year. How are things in the Saluki household?

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#5545
Jan 20, 2012
 
For farting come on. Disrupting class that's why detention exist. The school didn't want to deal with the child so arrest him. What happen to the school system..

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