Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. Full Story
news flash

North Bay, Canada

#24 Nov 25, 2008
I can name that tune in 3 Farts

Since: Nov 08

Williamsburg, VA

#25 Nov 25, 2008
This is absurd!
news flash

North Bay, Canada

#26 Nov 25, 2008
Can you imagine this kid in Crook County jail letting one go in the cell with this big 350 lb. monster for an inmate, I guess he would learn the cure for this real fast.
blameus

United States

#27 Nov 25, 2008
Nel Macreen wrote:
Flatulence...being arrested for...oh my...
Next, we'll be hanging children - oh wait we do that already in Iran.
For the love of anything sacred let the boy break wind!
PULL MY FINGER BYOTCH!
You are amusing except the part that we are hanging children in iran, can you clarify who we are or are you talking about yourself ?
Liberal and Proud

Rancho Palos Verdes, CA

#28 Nov 25, 2008
Dan wrote:
He wasn't farting. He was doing an impersonation of Hilary Clinton.
Oh, how sad. Was it your kid?
Michelle Obama

Virginia Beach, VA

#30 Nov 25, 2008
Michelle Obama wrote:
I just ripped one.
It was just my breath. My bad.
TotallyOffTopic

Macungie, PA

#31 Nov 25, 2008
Juke Box Hero wrote:
In FL they get arrested for farting. Priorities I guess.
Don't forget that he turned off other kids' computers too--oh the horror!

(rolling my eyes and wondering why this meritted more than a trip to detention)
vibrator stew

Middleburg, PA

#33 Nov 25, 2008
I hope he didn't $hit his pants with all that farting
Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar

Chicago, IL

#34 Nov 25, 2008
If farts are a crime, I am probably on the FBI's 10 most wanted list.
Dan

Allentown, PA

#35 Nov 25, 2008
Liberal and Proud wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, how sad. Was it your kid?
No, it was yours, but no one knows who the father is.
Chelle7822

Springfield, IL

#36 Nov 25, 2008
Wow.
Old tune

United States

#37 Nov 25, 2008
Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin, giving birth to another Texan.
Doogie Howser MD

United States

#38 Nov 25, 2008
Experts say you should break wind 13 times a day for good health - wet ones don't count.

“Gaelic-Ioudaious "Sookie"”

Since: May 08

Emerald Isle, N.C Topsail

#39 Nov 25, 2008
W_T_F wrote:
and how does one do this intentionally. please explain this to me.
Not to my knowledge does anyone prank like this.
It is a natural bodily function- but, good social skills are lacking with this kid.

Since: Oct 08

Miami, FL

#40 Nov 25, 2008
I would beat my son senseless. And then my wife would beat me senseless for being a bad example. And I'd deserve it.
Safety Officer

United States

#41 Nov 25, 2008
Never, ever light farts.
Joe the Plumber

Miami, FL

#42 Nov 25, 2008
Arrested for conduct related to the computers yes....for passing gas no way...for if that were the case I would be serving LIFE

“Gaelic-Ioudaious "Sookie"”

Since: May 08

Emerald Isle, N.C Topsail

#43 Nov 25, 2008
This must be a guy subject it appears- see yall'
on the turn.:D
Dick Tracy

Miami, FL

#45 Nov 25, 2008
If passing gas is a crime then only criminals will have farts
unclesharkey

Baltimore, MD

#46 Nov 25, 2008
How about punishing this kid by making him clean the restrooms at school. Since he likes farting maybe cleaing a few toilets will lead him to a career in the janitorial field and save him from leading a life of flatulence.

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