How to confuse a Yankee

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William Withers

United States

#1 May 22, 2013
Tell them how smart they are and ithey'll have no clue what it is you mean.
jake

Angier, NC

#2 May 22, 2013
pretty much anything common sense confuses them.
new guy

Murphy, NC

#3 May 23, 2013
These two comments qualify for what passes as wit with hillbillies.
Jim Robinson

Sanford, NC

#4 May 23, 2013
new guy wrote:
These two comments qualify for what passes as wit with hillbillies.
I'd much rather be called a Hillbilly or Redneck rather
than a yankee.
I wouldn't live above the Mason-Dixon Line for any amount of
money.
If all of the Yankees brains were magnified 100 billion google,
and crammed up a gnats ass, it would look like a bb in a boxcar.

“Vote Republican”

Since: Aug 08

Wyandanch, NY

#5 May 23, 2013
It's funny how Southern idiots continue to dispel their dislike for people from the North. When you walk into many of the local business owned by Southerners, you will notice they are incredibly un-professional. They are not able to quantify time, and have very poor communication skills. The Northern business owners are at least opened on time, they act like they want your business, and they are professional. NY Bagel for example, Francesco's Pizza is another fine example of a professionally run company. Tire-Country in Monroe is an example is an example of southern run company’s that are poorly run. They cannot meet deadlines; they are lazy, and un-professional. However, to their credit, they are very nice people (to your face).
Terry

United States

#6 May 23, 2013
I Hate Syracuse wrote:
It's funny how Southern idiots continue to dispel their dislike for people from the North. When you walk into many of the local business owned by Southerners, you will notice they are incredibly un-professional. They are not able to quantify time, and have very poor communication skills. The Northern business owners are at least opened on time, they act like they want your business, and they are professional. NY Bagel for example, Francesco's Pizza is another fine example of a professionally run company. Tire-Country in Monroe is an example is an example of southern run company’s that are poorly run. They cannot meet deadlines; they are lazy, and un-professional. However, to their credit, they are very nice people (to your face).
you're a real smart woman!

“Vote Republican”

Since: Aug 08

Wyandanch, NY

#7 May 23, 2013
I have come across some very fine people from the South. But, they are far and few between. There are also plenty of idiots from the North. But, you would think the South has a patent on retardation. I have never met a larger collection of intellectual misfits in one place in my entire life. I am so glad I work in the white-collar industry so I am not losing my wit and intelligence. Again, there are some very nice people down here, but they have stupid mastered.
Terry

United States

#8 May 23, 2013
I Hate Syracuse wrote:
I have come across some very fine people from the South. But, they are far and few between. There are also plenty of idiots from the North. But, you would think the South has a patent on retardation. I have never met a larger collection of intellectual misfits in one place in my entire life. I am so glad I work in the white-collar industry so I am not losing my wit and intelligence. Again, there are some very nice people down here, but they have stupid mastered.
It's quite obvious you have been confused.That's what self centered yankees do.Thanks for the verification sweetheart.

“Vote Republican”

Since: Aug 08

Wyandanch, NY

#9 May 23, 2013
Terry wrote:
<quoted text>It's quite obvious you have been confused.That's what self centered yankees do.Thanks for the verification sweetheart.
You have just made my point about the typical Southerner. They lack the intellectual capacity to draw some of the basic of inferences. But, that is fine, my expectation for you are pretty low at this point and I do not expect too much from you due to your cultural lineage. I played college football with a guy from Mississippi and he was dumb as a bag of rocks. I wish he could see that my university used him to protect the ball then get out once his eligibility was up. I tried to warn him to transfer. Now, he drives a bus for the City of Buffalo. 4 years of college football, one year on a pro team, and now a bus driver. Only a Southerner can do this poorly and expect more in his life.
Terry

United States

#10 May 23, 2013
I Hate Syracuse wrote:
<quoted text>You have just made my point about the typical Southerner. They lack the intellectual capacity to draw some of the basic of inferences. But, that is fine, my expectation for you are pretty low at this point and I do not expect too much from you due to your cultural lineage. I played college football with a guy from Mississippi and he was dumb as a bag of rocks. I wish he could see that my university used him to protect the ball then get out once his eligibility was up. I tried to warn him to transfer. Now, he drives a bus for the City of Buffalo. 4 years of college football, one year on a pro team, and now a bus driver. Only a Southerner can do this poorly and expect more in his life.
Whatever.You're merely another hater.It is what it is and you are what you are no matter the. race creed or color.God deals with beings such as yourself you sad little girl.
Mulatto President

Raleigh, NC

#11 May 23, 2013
I likes yankees cuz de vote for me.
Syracuse Graduate Phd

United States

#12 May 23, 2013
Don't get confused just on the basis of being a shallow person? Question mark!
yankee bastard

United States

#13 May 23, 2013
Mulatto President wrote:
I likes yankees cuz de vote for me.
go back to the turd cutter you fell out of
mentally retarded

United States

#14 May 23, 2013
William Withers wrote:
Tell them how smart they are and they'll have no clue what it is you mean.
you is so true we do our teacher from Knew York like at
Mulatto President

Raleigh, NC

#15 May 23, 2013
yankee bastard wrote:
<quoted text>go back to the turd cutter you fell out of
No, I'm done wit yo mammy. Now I know why yo ole pappy took off before she dropped you.
Franz Brueheimer

United States

#16 May 23, 2013
I live in Saskatchewan and we hate yankees up here.I own a company in Charlotte we love Southerners for their honest and good work ethic.The Yankee woman should keeps her hate to herself.
new guy

Murphy, NC

#17 May 24, 2013
Jim Robinson wrote:
<quoted text>
I'd much rather be called a Hillbilly or Redneck rather
than a yankee.
I wouldn't live above the Mason-Dixon Line for any amount of
money.
If all of the Yankees brains were magnified 100 billion google,
and crammed up a gnats ass, it would look like a bb in a boxcar.
Good one Jim !!!!!! Good for you !!!!!! That right there is dag nabbitt funny no matter who you are !!!!

“Vote Republican”

Since: Aug 08

Wyandanch, NY

#18 May 24, 2013
Syracuse Graduate Phd wrote:
Don't get confused just on the basis of being a shallow person? Question mark!
Former SYR and BU student (football player and wrestler). Now a proud UB PhD myself, econometrics.

1. Published (twice)
2. debt free
3. earns a 6 figure income
4. kids? all college bound

“Vote Republican”

Since: Aug 08

Wyandanch, NY

#19 May 24, 2013
My best friend is a Buff State graduate, a non-competitive higher education institution who is doing quite fine as a Duke Energy engineer. He states that Buffalo (UB) is not the flagship of the state of NY. I asked him; “Well, which school is?” He told me it was Syracuse, which burned my underpants. I reminded him that Syracuse was a private institution and inherently cannot be considered a flagship institution. Besides, if private schools were considered; NYU, Vassar, Cornell, or Columbia would get the nod over SU.
He picked a random guy on the gym floor and asked him to name any college from New York State. The guy could not answer… The guy’s response was; “I’m from the South, I could care less about schools from up North.” My point in sharing this story is, here is a guy (Southerner) who not only admits his ignorance, but embraces it. This is what I mean by typical ignorant Southerners. I know all are not stupid. But, the South has way more than its fair share.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_at_Bu...
born in Syracuse

United States

#20 May 24, 2013
I Hate Syracuse wrote:
My best friend is a Buff State graduate, a non-competitive higher education institution who is doing quite fine as a Duke Energy engineer. He states that Buffalo (UB) is not the flagship of the state of NY. I asked him; “Well, which school is?” He told me it was Syracuse, which burned my underpants. I reminded him that Syracuse was a private institution and inherently cannot be considered a flagship institution. Besides, if private schools were considered; NYU, Vassar, Cornell, or Columbia would get the nod over SU.
He picked a random guy on the gym floor and asked him to name any college from New York State. The guy could not answer… The guy’s response was; “I’m from the South, I could care less about schools from up North.” My point in sharing this story is, here is a guy (Southerner) who not only admits his ignorance, but embraces it. This is what I mean by typical ignorant Southerners. I know all are not stupid. But, the South has way more than its fair share.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_at_Bu...
You need to get a life.You're giving us good northerers a bad image.A sad, sad display of pure ignorance, and hate.I would also encourage you to take a deeper look inside of your shallow and blatant display of hollowness and derision.Have a great Memorial Day.

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