11? Holy dog shit batman... Your almost grown up now.
F-16's were scrambled. All civilian air traffic grounded etc etc etc.
Maybe "staff" accountants make that in your hood of Marion or dillsboro, but most make considerably more than that in raleigh. A lot more.
They just don't file taxes kiddo.
Your fly is down....
Made you look
I just about spit my water all over my Golf Digest!!!
You're killing me!!:D