Are Southerners Stupid or do they just sound that way

[luvnut]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>you are living proof that your hero darwin was wrong about evolution.

You are proof he was right.

[luvnut]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>you are living proof that your hero darwin was wrong about evolution.

I'll bet you are a nascar and Earnhardt fan too aintch'a? Yee haw.

[gim]

yes

[Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh]

Coach fired for talking like a hick

http://www.wkbw.com/video/Chan-Gailey-Press-C...

[Edith Bunker]

Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:

<quoted text>Are you aware that Detroit was once known as "The Paris of the Midwest"?

But is now known as "The Sucking Chest Wound of the Midwest"

[tn gurl]

i is sloow

[Timmy_]

luvnut wrote:

<quoted text>
I'll bet you are a nascar and Earnhardt fan too aintch'a? Yee haw.

I was until Dale got killed and I have not watched a race since then.

[Timmy_]

luvnut wrote:

<quoted text>
You are proof he was right.

Thanks I am a fine person but it wasnt caused by evolution. It was Gods Grace.

[Hawk]

Lifeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhhhh wrote:

<quoted text>
Go ahead and make fun of the "Rust Belt"
Southeastern sea levels are rising rapidly and the fresh water supplies in the sunbelt are drying up
Great Lakes cities like Detroit, Buffalo and Cleveland will again be boom towns.
Are you aware that Detroit was once known as "The Paris of the Midwest"?

Now it's known as the "Harlem Smelly Congo" of the Midwest.

[Edith Bunker]

In all fairness, it must be said that the vast majority of northerners who move south cause very little trouble. They tend to congregate in urban enclaves, sharing fond memories of whatever dilapidated toxic rust-pit they escaped from and enjoying "country living" in an infestation of movie-prop mcmansions with attractive names like "Flutey Downs" or "Gollumwood" that the developer told them was previously owned by Rhett and Scarlett and is almost a half-mile from the nearest strip mall.

[Timmy_]

Edith Bunker wrote:

In all fairness, it must be said that the vast majority of northerners who move south cause very little trouble. They tend to congregate in urban enclaves, sharing fond memories of whatever dilapidated toxic rust-pit they escaped from and enjoying "country living" in an infestation of movie-prop mcmansions with attractive names like "Flutey Downs" or "Gollumwood" that the developer told them was previously owned by Rhett and Scarlett and is almost a half-mile from the nearest strip mall.

Why are you taking up for the carpetbaggers?

[I Hate Syracuse]

Today, I dropped my car off for servicing before the annual inspection. He told me to sit down, but I knew better. I told him, "I will call for a status update later". When I called, he said he has not gotten to my car yet. All I asked for was an oil change, air filter change, and a basic review of my car's computer system. He was very nice man (I must admit), but he is as slow as a retard solving for X.

[I Hate Syracuse]

By the way, my birth mother is from the south. Mississippi...

[Jethro frum tn]

i is nut slow.

[Josey Wales]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>Why are you taking up for the carpetbaggers?

Why are you the village idiot of this post?

[Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh]

Edith Bunker wrote:

In all fairness, it must be said that the vast majority of northerners who move south cause very little trouble. They tend to congregate in urban enclaves, sharing fond memories of whatever dilapidated toxic rust-pit they escaped from and enjoying "country living" in an infestation of movie-prop mcmansions with attractive names like "Flutey Downs" or "Gollumwood" that the developer told them was previously owned by Rhett and Scarlett and is almost a half-mile from the nearest strip mall.

That is pretty accurate

They also complain about the pizza

[Lifeeeeeeee Coachhhhhhhhh]

I Hate Syracuse wrote:

Today, I dropped my car off for servicing before the annual inspection. He told me to sit down, but I knew better. I told him, "I will call for a status update later". When I called, he said he has not gotten to my car yet. All I asked for was an oil change, air filter change, and a basic review of my car's computer system. He was very nice man (I must admit), but he is as slow as a retard solving for X.

I have to admit that mechanics in buffalo are even slower

They also know they have you by the short hairs in the winter because it's too cold out to fix it yourself. I remember a friend of mine and I replaced an alternator in my 1967 Chevy in a hospital parking ramp in the middle of the night. It was the wrong part so we had to make some "adjustments" it also didn't help that we had a quart of very cheap whiskey. Quite an adventure in 10 degree whether

[Hawk]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text>you are living proof that your hero darwin was wrong about evolution.

fapit.net/v/354/evolution.jpg.html

[creegah]

Edith Bunker wrote:

In all fairness, it must be said that the vast majority of northerners who move south cause very little trouble. They tend to congregate in urban enclaves, sharing fond memories of whatever dilapidated toxic rust-pit they escaped from and enjoying "country living" in an infestation of movie-prop mcmansions with attractive names like "Flutey Downs" or "Gollumwood" that the developer told them was previously owned by Rhett and Scarlett and is almost a half-mile from the nearest strip mall.

They also have that annoying habit of owning both a razor and a toothbrush and they know how to use them!

[creegah]

Timmy_ wrote:

<quoted text> Thanks I am a fine person but it wasnt caused by evolution. It was Gods Grace.

You flatter yourself.