Former Minnesota Viking Onterrio Smith's infamous 'Whizzinator'...

Remember "The Original Whizzinator," a device designed to trying beating drug tests made famous by former Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith? The Shakopee Auction Center is selling it tonight, along with other items that apparently belonged to Smith.

[Buy the playbook]

Hey Chili that offense of Tice's scored points - if I were you I would buy one.

[Grilled Cheese]

I wonder what Brett Farve left behind
when he moved out of Green Bay?

[Vikings Fan]

I wonder if it comes with the fake pee that was supposed to come out of it.

[Vike Mike]

This thing is a rubber wiener isn't it.

Ah ha!

Go VIKINGS!

[inaz]

I hate Osseo.

[Justice]

Maybe Klink will buy it and use it as a hood ornament!

[What color is Pee]

Vikings Fan wrote:

I wonder if it comes with the fake pee that was supposed to come out of it.

No the fake pee was left behind in the Packers
locker room.

[Vike Mike]

inaz wrote:

I hate Osseo.

Well, I guess that's good for me, because I don't live in Osseo....in fact, I live about 135 miles S.E. of Osseo....I have no idea why it says that by my name, I've tried to change it and it stays the same.

[Vike Mike]

Buy the playbook wrote:

Hey Chili that offense of Tice's scored points - if I were you I would buy one.

CHEESEBALL!!!!!!!!!!

[bite me]

Vike Mike wrote:

This thing is a rubber wiener isn't it.
Ah ha!
Go VIKINGS!

a wiener is something you put between buns and eat.... oh wait, i forgot who i was talking to... never mind

[Ann]

Nice teeth and earings. So cute.

[Dennis Green]

The guy must really be hurting for money. He could have made millions in the NFL if he would have stayed clean.

[MN Observer]

Dennis Green wrote:

The guy must really be hurting for money. He could have made millions in the NFL if he would have stayed clean.

You apparently didn't read the story. Smith wasn't the one selling the stuff. He left it in a rented storage space. Somebody buys the contents of the forfeited stuff and aucitons off the stuff that will sell. It's not that complicated and the information is in the story.

[Favre]

I am making millions and wont win this team a Super Bowl.

[PA-FAN]

I had forgot about this story, this hurt our team when it happened, yes Onterrio was talented as someone mentioned

[What The]

Grilled Cheese wrote:

I wonder what Brett Farve left behind
when he moved out of Green Bay?

Some whizzinator juice all over every Green Gay Packer fans Faces!

[Favre]

I think I saw an "Original Whizzinator" in Harvin's locker today.

I noticed it when I was telling him to just relax this season because he didn't have to worry about playing in any Super Bowl since I wont lead this team to one.

[Huge Jazz]

How much does one pay for that stuff? What's the price of a wasted life going for these days?

[shakeman65]

I hear there has been a lot of schism going on at Kfan 1130 radio due to the fact that Dan Barreiro outbid everyone at the mn.state fair for the origional whizzinator

[Bull Winkle]

not a dime