Peacocks, Prostitutes Found in Mexico Prison

During a surpise search in a Mexico prison early Monday, authorities found two peacocks, 100 fighting cocks, 19 prostitutes, 100 plasma TVs and two sacks filled with mariujuana.

[deepfried57]

Sounds like these guys have it better then me !

[Hi Tech Lipsynching]

I knew Harvard has an exchange program with Mexico, but I did not realize it had a satellite campus there.

[dragoon70056]

That's a change - usually it's prostitutes and donkeys.

[see the light]

Wonder who they stole em off of?

[OneRyder]

How do you "find" 19 prostitutes in a prison. What, they were hiding behind the electric chair?

[Banshee Bandero]

"Guerrero state spokesman Aruturo Martinez said he had no clue how that women, birds and other banned objects got into the prison.

But "luxury" cells in Mexican prisons aren't completely unheard of. In July, prisoners in Sonora, a northern Mexican state, were caught raffling off a decked-out cell fitted with an air conditioner, refridgerator and DVD player, the BBC reports."

WHERE DO I APPLY?!

[Oldman]

Thats just tooo funny

[Rex 86]

Lmao!! We see who the majority is becoming!'n us!!' dee dee!

[Tourex]

Sometimes "crime does pay".

[The Monkey]

They're still looking for the partridge in the pear tree...

[Naughtyrobot]

Peacocks!? That is just not right, the rest can stay. Seriously, Mexico is so corrupt and they try to blame Americans' 2nd Amendment right for the violence? Too bad 99% of the guns used by the cartels are from Mexico's own corrupt police and military and non-U.S.(Russian and South American mostly)gun runners who supply full-auto guns, grenade launchers at dirt cheap prices by the boat and plane load. The few (expensive and semi-auto only)American sold firearms were paid for and sent by the Obama administration in the "Fast and Furious" operation and let the guns walk on purpose.

[Mexican Shower]

Did they all smell like Aqua Velva?

[American in Monterrey]

Naughtyrobot wrote:

Peacocks!? That is just not right, the rest can stay. Seriously, Mexico is so corrupt and they try to blame Americans' 2nd Amendment right for the violence? Too bad 99% of the guns used by the cartels are from Mexico's own corrupt police and military and non-U.S.(Russian and South American mostly)gun runners who supply full-auto guns, grenade launchers at dirt cheap prices by the boat and plane load. The few (expensive and semi-auto only)American sold firearms were paid for and sent by the Obama administration in the "Fast and Furious" operation and let the guns walk on purpose.

Yes yes yes and yes.........but no to the guns. The vast majority come from us....don't kid yourself....and by the way I love my second amendment right but we have to be honest about the guns down here and do something to stop it.

[justaguess]

The really odd part was that even though they were in a prison, they were all legal...

[FaithUSA]

The sick part is that they were feeding the hookers chicken scratch and banging the peacocks. Sick B@stards.

[Purple Gurl]

Fighting cocks....isn't that standard fare in any male prison?

[dragoon70056]

Purple Gurl wrote:

Fighting cocks....isn't that standard fare in any male prison?

LOL. Reminds me of the scene in the movie Skin Deep, with the glowing condoms.

[The Monkey]

Purple Gurl wrote:

Fighting cocks....isn't that standard fare in any male prison?

So what, I wonder is the 'standard fare' in a female only prison?

[Hairyson Firebird]

Peacocks, taste like chicken.

[Purple Gurl]

The Monkey wrote:

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So what, I wonder is the 'standard fare' in a female only prison?

Fighting cvnts?