Why do Canadians...???
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#1 Sep 16, 2012
WHY DO CANADIANS SEEM SO MUCH LIKE AMERICANS? ANSWER: BECAUSE CANADIANS AND AMERICANS ARE SO CLOSE GEOGRAPHICALLY, CANADIANS AND AMERICANS HAVE THE SAME ACCENTS. NOW THERE ARE SUBTLE DIFFERNCES. CANADIANS HAVE TRIED TO DEVELOP A CANADIAN ACCENT, BUT IT CAN BE HARD TO DISTIGUSH FROM THE AMERICAN ACCENT. QUESTION: WHY DO CANADIANS MAKE SO BIG A DEAL WHEN A CANADIAN ACHEIVES SOMETHING? ANSWER: BECAUSE CANADIANS HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM AND NEED TO FEEL IMPORTANT. IT DOESN'T HELP THAT WHEN MOST CANADIANS BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS, THEY FLEE TO THE UNITED STATES. QUESTION: WHY DO CANADIANS SPELL WORDS DIFFRENTLY THAN AMERICANS, FOR EXAMPLE,''COLOUR'',''CENTRE,'' GLAMOUR''? ANSWER: BECAUSE CANADIANS WANT TO DIFFERNTIATE THEMSELVES FROM AMERICANS.''WE'RE NOT AMERICANS!'' IS ALMOST A CANADIAN NATIONAL MOTTO. QUESTION: HOW DO CANADIANS FEEL ABOUT AMERICANS? ANSWER: CANADIANS SECRETLY ENVY AND ADMIRE AMERICANS, EVEN IF SUPERFICIALLY THEY PRETEND TO DISDAIN AMERICANS.
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