top ten reasons america is better than canada

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hattiesburg american

Hattiesburg, MS

#1 Apr 3, 2008
number 10--we have a space program, canada doesn't. number 9--we have ten times as many people. number 8--all the best canadians are living here, not in canada. number 7--we have the NFL, canada has the CFL. number 6--we have new york, los angeles and miami; canada has toronto, montreal and vancouver. number 5--we're not jealous of canadians, canadians are jealous of us. number 4--we don't have to say, ''we're not americans, we're canadians.'' number 3-- we have a better climate. number 2--we have hotter women and a better climate. and the number one reason america is better than canada--WE'RE NOT CANADA.
PAUL SHYKORA

Calgary, Canada

#2 Apr 5, 2008
...I's..''LOVE''...Yous' both...THANKYOUs' ALL.GOD Bless...!!The hillbilly farmboy has ..spoken.....eh...
Junin Junin

Toronto, Canada

#3 Apr 10, 2008
Number 1 reason Canada is better than US. The world actually likes Canada!!! Enough said Yanks! Bye Bye
hattiesburg blow me

Grand Rapids, MI

#4 Apr 20, 2008
number 10--canadian space agency douche. number 9--since when does more people mean better? number 8--give me a list of the best canadians and tell you how full of shit you are. number 7--http://www.nflcanada.com/ there are canadians in the nfl. btw, all nfl players besides one have failed misserably when transfering over to the CFL. furthermore, rules are different, and it's a different game. number 6--look at the living conditions of each one of those cities, and crime rates. now...what was your point? number 5--name one reason why a canadian would have any reason to be jealous of an american. number 4--you are the ones sewing canadian flags to your backpacks when you fly over seas. number 3--better climate? congrats. we are tougher for being able to stand the cold...pussy. number 2--you have 10 times as many people as us. per capita, you don't have a chance in hell. at least our women don't have to shop in scooters because they are so heavy their knees would buckle under their own weight.(and you already mentioned climate fuck ass) number 1--how's bush treatin' ya?....(and by the way, how's the health care?)
PAUL SHYKORA

Calgary, Canada

#5 Apr 21, 2008
I'S most glad dhat AMERICA is OUR...GOOD Neighbour ,and Friend,toooo booot!!!...eh....Thankyous' All. GOD Bless.ONWARD!!.The hillbillyFARMBOY has spoken.....NOW really yodeling...eh...
paul shykora

Calgary, Canada

#6 May 7, 2008
...I's '''do love''' most americans,toooo booot!!...eh....thankyous' all. god bless....eh...
Dan C

Oshawa, Canada

#7 May 7, 2008
What the hell is a Hatberg? Ok Toronto has already taken one of your NFL teams(Buffalo). At last check the Canadarm was doing all the work of your space shuttles, when they didn't blow up. L.A. still doesn't have a team in the Criminal Football League. And your hottest women is some post teen, burnt out, silicone deformed,skank bag, Lindsay Lohan. Then, next, of course is the sexy, bald, trailor icon of American beauty standards,- Britney. L.A and New York, you've got to be kidding, I'd rather live in some kind of hellish Bagdad/Haiti/Uzbek nightmare. Anywhere away from Paul Ott, O.J. and Ray(I didn't kill a guy it was my uhh posse) Lewis.
dHat Pawlo

Calgary, Canada

#8 May 10, 2008
..Happy Canadian Mother's Day..everyone,toooo booot!!...eh..GOD Bless......eh...
hattiesburg american

Hattiesburg, MS

#9 May 14, 2008
o.k. , a lot of canadians have gotten in a hissy fit about my ''top ten reasons america is better than canada'' list. first of all, we DO have hotter women than canada; shit, we have the hottest damn women in the world. we have a lot more women, so by sheer weight of numbers we have hotter women. it's simple mathematics. a lot of canadians talk about canada's dysfunctional healh care system. please. your health care sucks. a lot of canadians die waiting to get treatment. sure everyone is covered but it isn't worth shit. a lot of canadians come to the u.s. because we HAVE THE BEST HEALTH CARE IN THE WORLD. an uninsured american would be better off than an insured canadian. you'll find that american women consistently top all the most ''most sexiest women in the world '' lists, so i don't know where all this overwieght bullshit is coming from. think of all the good america has done for canadians and canada--we let countless canadian entertainers come here and get rich and famous; we let canadian astronauts ride on the space shuttle, and we let canadians escape your harsh winter climate to golf in the much warmer u.s.a. we also defend your asses so you don't have to spend shit on your military. a lot of the most accomplished canadians--wayne gretzky, jim carrey, avril lavinge, alanis morrisette, william shatner and a lot of others live here, and many become american citizens. hell, it seems like every week another canadian star is becoming an american citizen.[ i think pamela anderson became one last week.] by every concievable metric we're the supierior country. a lot of canadians would fucking kill thenselves if it wasn't for america. the truth hurts, maple leafs. i'd rather be in los angeles or miami in january, and so would a lot of canadians.
misty

Fitzgerald, GA

#10 May 27, 2008
ya know.. the legal drinking age in canada is 19..

that makes me a fan
Jeff Pedler

London, Canada

#11 Jun 24, 2008
CFL is way better than NFL. We dont have those winey atheletes that complain that they are making seven million dollars instaed of eight. Our players are never getting in trouble with the law. I say that Marshawn Lynch is a pussy for doing that hit and run. We play the game the way its ment to be played.
Jeff Pedler

London, Canada

#12 Jun 24, 2008
I spelled in stead wrong
john

Toronto, Canada

#14 Jun 25, 2008
america is a joke
REC

Hamilton, Canada

#15 Jun 28, 2008
Jeff Pedler wrote:
I spelled in stead wrong
Enough with all this Bull shit. Canada and the U.S. Have Alot of good things. The U.S. has better sports, climate, places to go (like 6 flags, disney world and other family places that Canada barely has)and the women are more understanding. In Canada it is some what peaceful, but don't even think that Canada doesn't have any crime. Downtown Toronto and Hamilton probaly have the same amount of crime than anywhere in the U.S. And I can prove it because like 4 months ago a CANADIAN placed a home made bomb in back of McD., and about a 20 min walk from my house 4 people were shot near a place with a Tim Hortons. women are stuck up and more bitchy ( Prob. Cuz the weather, jks) and what the hell would u do if the U.S. didn't make all those fast food places. Hell it's making people fat but it's still good. And I might have to agree for the 3 years i've been in Canada, U.S. has hotter girls, but America has alot of fat people. So don't get me wrong, For I am American but I love both Countries. I am not a hillbilly for that matter. Canadian people are as = as Americans. And each probably get jealous of each other. Cnada made hockey but most of it is in the U.S. and U.S. made football and Canada hase it's own league which I think is less better.
Stefkan

Mississauga, Canada

#16 Jun 29, 2008
Hmm... If all of americans are that stupid there is no hope, no hope...
Stefkan

Mississauga, Canada

#17 Jun 29, 2008
Wait! Mexicans will replace them!
There is hope, there is hope!
Stefkan

Mississauga, Canada

#18 Jun 29, 2008
"of americans" is intentional
guest

Milton, Canada

#20 Jun 29, 2008
You obviously do not know what you are talking about when you say our health care sucks. Your lack of knowledge about Canada's health care is almost laughable. You say a lot of Canadians die waiting for treatment and that our health care sucks- where are you getting your facts from? How many Americans died because they weren't insured? Wake up idiot- there are pros and cons to both our systems but to say ours suck is only making you look like a fool.
hattiesburg blow me

Canada

#22 Jul 2, 2008
"first of all, we DO have hotter women than canada; shit, we have the hottest damn women in the world. we have a lot more women, so by sheer weight of numbers we have hotter women. it's simple mathematics."
wow...the simple mathematics would actually work against you. that's the key of per capita.
hattiesburg blow me

Canada

#23 Jul 2, 2008
"a lot of canadians come to the u.s. because we HAVE THE BEST HEALTH CARE IN THE WORLD."
dude, you are just proving to all the canadians reading these posts that the education in america is deeply lacking. The WHO (world health organization in case you were wondering) put out a list of the world's top countries when it comes to health care. guess what...america wasn't number one. france is number one. you weren't even close. you were 37th...behind canada who sat at 30th. so nice try, but get an education, and get insured, or you could be fucked either way.

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