Royal plans for Canada tour revealed

May 30, 2011 Full story: BBC News 16

Details of the eight cities that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge will visit on their summer tour of Canada have been released.

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CAPS NAZI

Vancouver, Canada

#1 May 30, 2011
WHEN WILL ENGAYLISH PEOPLE STOP PRETENDING THEY LIVE IN 18TH CENTURY WHEN EVERYTHING WAS A SUBJECT TO THE MONARCH OF ENGAYLAND???
CAPS NAZI

Vancouver, Canada

#2 May 30, 2011
JUST BECAUSE THEY FAILED TO BE WC HOST DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN BOYCOTT FIFA CHIEF ELECSHUN!!!
pat toms

Bath, UK

#3 May 31, 2011
CAPS NAZI wrote:
WHEN WILL ENGAYLISH PEOPLE STOP PRETENDING THEY LIVE IN 18TH CENTURY WHEN EVERYTHING WAS A SUBJECT TO THE MONARCH OF ENGAYLAND???
I know but it is good fun god save the queen.
pat toms

Bath, UK

#4 May 31, 2011
CAPS NAZI wrote:
JUST BECAUSE THEY FAILED TO BE WC HOST DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN BOYCOTT FIFA CHIEF ELECSHUN!!!
your right but there,s no harm in trying
Vic

Toronto, Canada

#5 May 31, 2011
Rose Bridge

Ottawa, Canada

#6 Jun 2, 2011
CAPS NAZI wrote:
WHEN WILL ENGAYLISH PEOPLE STOP PRETENDING THEY LIVE IN 18TH CENTURY WHEN EVERYTHING WAS A SUBJECT TO THE MONARCH OF ENGAYLAND???
Because we love them, and you, learn to spell! It's English and England.
QueenOfFarts

Toronto, Canada

#7 Jun 3, 2011
Your tax dollars are being well-spent PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT
pat toms

Bath, UK

#8 Jun 3, 2011
CAPS NAZI wrote:
WHEN WILL ENGAYLISH PEOPLE STOP PRETENDING THEY LIVE IN 18TH CENTURY WHEN EVERYTHING WAS A SUBJECT TO THE MONARCH OF ENGAYLAND???
English people covers a large area,for 1,000 years the royal family of the norman conquest have been our royal family,except for the rule of oliver cromwell for a brief spell,the head of state of the country,and queen of the commonwealth and other english speaking people,the 18th century,is only part of the history,it works for us.
QueenOfFarts

Toronto, Canada

#9 Jun 3, 2011
Get a whiff of all of that history PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTT.

It's great being Queen, I get paid to sit on the throne and fart. Too bad those saps don't pay me by the fart PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT TTT
pat toms

Bath, UK

#10 Jun 3, 2011
QueenOfFarts wrote:
Get a whiff of all of that history PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTT.
It's great being Queen, I get paid to sit on the throne and fart. Too bad those saps don't pay me by the fart PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT TTT
thanks for the reply,I am glad you enjoyed the history report,the queen does probably fart anywhere she likes just like you and I a natural thing,I am sure you are looking forward to the royal visit,or maybe not they are coming over to canada and the united states of america.The united states always have affection for the royal family,because all they have is a president who only lasts for a few years while the queen is celebrating 60 years diamond jubilee next year,when england also has the oylmpic games in london
QueenOfFarts

Toronto, Canada

#11 Jun 3, 2011
If Fartbama gives me another iPod with his long, empty speeches (which are just Fartbama farting out of his mouth) then I promise that I will fart in Fartbama and Michelle Fartbama's faces. PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT T.
pat toms

Bath, UK

#12 Jun 3, 2011
QueenOfFarts wrote:
If Fartbama gives me another iPod with his long, empty speeches (which are just Fartbama farting out of his mouth) then I promise that I will fart in Fartbama and Michelle Fartbama's faces. PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT T.
I looked again at the word Fartbama,and the i Pod of which I am not conversant with,as technology on that has passed me by like a gust of methane,from a cow or from posteriors,However I got a good laugh,and also the queen of hearts,which is heartwarming and gave a hearty (farty) laugh,farty as in loud noises from the rear,etc.
QueenOfFarts

Toronto, Canada

#13 Jun 3, 2011
Oh dear, this one is going to be putrid! PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/05/art...

I've got to lay off those bangers and mash... No, I'm the Queen. I can fat as much as I please, and you're going to like it.

You there. Yes you! You are addressing Her Majesty the Queen, you little worm. Now get a whiff of this. PPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4b7d...

That'll teach you to insult my hat.
pat toms

Glasgow, UK

#14 Jun 3, 2011
QueenOfFarts wrote:
Oh dear, this one is going to be putrid! PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/05/art...
I've got to lay off those bangers and mash... No, I'm the Queen. I can fat as much as I please, and you're going to like it.
You there. Yes you! You are addressing Her Majesty the Queen, you little worm. Now get a whiff of this. PPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4b7d...
That'll teach you to insult my hat.
thankyou for the bangers and mash an english or once was a staple diet now a bit dated,but still served up to those who like it,I am replying not having read your comments yet,but enjoying the craic.
dHat Pawlo

Calgary, Canada

#17 Jun 3, 2011
..god bless....welcome to ''our'' Canada....yada u...eh..
pat toms

Glasgow, UK

#18 Jun 3, 2011
QueenOfFarts wrote:
Oh dear, this one is going to be putrid! PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/05/art...
I've got to lay off those bangers and mash... No, I'm the Queen. I can fat as much as I please, and you're going to like it.
You there. Yes you! You are addressing Her Majesty the Queen, you little worm. Now get a whiff of this. PPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4b7d...
That'll teach you to insult my hat.
have looked at your pictures of the queen and found it very amusing in conjunction with the newspaper articles in england etc about a strange noise and smell from the rear end,most amusing.

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