Now THAT was some seriously funny bullshite. Thanks for the laugh.I need to finally get something off my chest. 2 years ago in the union office (closet) I was touched by Big Green. The thing is, he has a Small Pink. I was told to keep my mouth shut or he would have me fired, as he also was having a "relationship" with Rand. Kinda like Mr. Layhe and Randy. We called Tom, Bubbles as he is a little retarded. Anyways, just thought I would share with the group, as my head shrink said it would help me heal if I shared. The anal bleeding healed in months, but the emotional scars will last for years.
F-U Big Green for taking my innocence.
TOP 10 ANSWERS TO THIS UNKNOWN COMIC
1) If you want to heal, then step 1 is Stop sending me flowers!
3) Its called paying your dues to the union head.
4) Oh, I thought you said you wanted to help with my ELECTION..
Thats very different then.
5) Article 16.06 - Job Posting.
7) Youve been Man-dated.
8) Its been more that 7 days!!!! It looks like you got off!
9) And... Heres your signing bonus!