Severed feet keep washing up in Canada

VANCOUVER, British Columbia A fifth human foot in a year has washed ashore off the coast of British Columbia, and this time it's a left one.

[Andrew Simon]

IHOP employees?

[Torrance Mom]

Why only feet? Why not other body parts if it was somekind of accident upriver?

[Sergeant Stadanko]

I guess they won't know more until someone does the leg work?

[Mark Torrance South]

I love this part. it made me laugh.
"The first in the series was found nearly a year ago on Jedidiah Island in the Strait of Georgia. Within days, another right foot was found inside a man's Reebok sneaker on nearby Gabriola Island. The third was found in the same area, on the east side of Valdez Island in early February."

[Mark Torrance South]

Sergeant Stadanko wrote:

I guess they won't know more until someone does the leg work?

gots jokes.

[rrosencrantzz]

i bet the victims are hopping mad..

i got nothing..

[J Q Citizen]

Well I think that the police need to put their best foot forward in order to solve this mystery.

[fred]

They should look for people that limp when the walk though. I'll keep an eye out for them up on the hill anyway.

[fred]

When I was in the army, we marched to left, left, left, right, left. Maybe that is where it came from though. But seriously, I didn't read that any feet were found in Nike shoes. With its headquarters in the area, it makes you think anyway. Someone should check out Nike HQ.

[Sondance Kidd]

I don't know why, but I get the feeling a gang of midgets is involved in this mystery...

[Chemist]

Sounds more like someone with a "foot" feddish-Or maybe they were all victims of the person who keeps stealing one of my socks -I'm locking my door now.

[Vixen]

They were all probably a bunch of heels.

[mark long]

Sergeant Stadanko wrote:

I guess they won't know more until someone does the leg work?

i think someone should be taking footnotes!

[mark long]

Sondance Kidd wrote:

I don't know why, but I get the feeling a gang of midgets is involved in this mystery...

yes, porn midgetes

[kma]

Shame on you all. I feel sorry for the people who are now a foot shorter!

[Pay Back]

Did the foot wash up on shore or did someone toe it in?

[Eddie Murphy]

Dammm, that's a waste of some perfectly good feet y'all!

[Tank]

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

....gotcha singing it now, huh?

[happy feet]

Stop pussyfooting around people, this is not funny!

[ATHLETES FOOT]

It's rumored the foot was suffering from athletes feet. Anyone see Sasha Vujacic around lately?

Damn.