A new token is coming to Monopoly

[oh no]

why?

[DonkeyEstonkey]

Sortm Warning wrote:

rumor is its a toke en negro running with a purse in the new blackopoly where every space says go to jail

The results are in: "1.3 on the joke 0-10 scale"

(rec: try one on Puerto Ricans; smaller demographic.)

[Korny Kat]

pogue mahone wrote:

I dunno about Monopoly, but Obama wants Clue to get rid of the revolver token and replace it with a daisy or a rainbow flag.

I thought he wanted to replace it with the 57th state! hee hee hee

[itsmejd]

maybe it should be a cellphone

[Spotted Girl]

itsmejd wrote:

maybe it should be a cellphone

A real one? They are almost small enough.

[SLY WEST]

Heard Obama wanted to raise the entitlement for "Passing Go" from $200 to $500 and you don't "Go Directly to Jail" anymore, you go directly and apply for a goverment check, of course you don't end up "In Jail", nope, its the Rehabilitation Center and everyone is "Just Visiting"

"Income and Luxury Taxes" sky rocketed but "The Houses" are a lot cheaper,and don't bother lOOking into the "Community Chest", "Chance"s are its empty cause "The Banker" owns that too.

"Free Parking" for everyone except the hard working Tax-payer.

[itsmejd]

a barbell

[SLY WEST]

We're all being "Rail Roaded" by "The Electric Company" and "Waterworks" unless you live on "Boardwalk" and "Park Place" and then its a write off, or you live on "Baltic Ave" and then "Community Chest" pays it, but most of us live at "St. Charles Place" or "Tennesse Avenue" and hope someday to be able to just buy "Marvin Gardens" or if we work really hard and take shortcuts we could end up on "Pennsylvania Avenue" but most of us realistically will never get past "Kentucky Avenue"

[quilterqueen]

Wouldn't a briefcase be appropriate? Or how about a $ dollar $ sign $???

[Naughtyrobot]

Always Wary wrote:

<quoted text>The picture looks just like you!

I, am a model.

[Always Wary]

Naughtyrobot wrote:

<quoted text>I, am a model.

:)
If they pick the robot for the next token, you will be famous!

[Man Apoli]

I vote for a horse carcass token!!!!

This way the dog can climb in!!!!!

[The Paisan]

Always Wary wrote:

<quoted text>:)
If they pick the robot for the next token, you will be famous!

But will they make it anatomically correct (unlike our friend in TOPIX)?

No offense Naughty, we like you just the way you are......

[Naughtyrobot]

The Paisan wrote:

<quoted text>
But will they make it anatomically correct (unlike our friend in TOPIX)?
No offense Naughty, we like you just the way you are......

It is detachable. More versatile that way. You ever go over a bad bump on your bike and land right on your crank? Not me!

[The Paisan]

Naughtyrobot wrote:

<quoted text>It is detachable. More versatile that way. You ever go over a bad bump on your bike and land right on your crank? Not me!

But what if you drop your crank and run over it!!???

[-Topicks Puppet Show-]

They tried a puppet icon but its strings got tangled and it flopped and crawled around the board.

(Wipes tear)

It was pathetic.

(sniffle)

[Naughtyrobot]

The Paisan wrote:

<quoted text>
But what if you drop your crank and run over it!!???

Why do you gotta keep telling everyone about that! It only happened once, I put it on the anvil and straightened out the crooked boner. I forgot to disable the pain sensors first, ouch!

[Naughtyrobot]

With the old tokens, I always have to be the Dog, I like his style.

[texas pete]

Always the shoe for me, everyone else was fighting over the car.

[Steadman]

They were thinking about making an Oprah token, but it would have taken up half the board so they decided against it.