TASER Prevents Suicide of Terminally Ill Man

WASHINGTON, July 11, 2007 -- TASER International, Inc. , a market leader in advanced electronic control devices released the following News Alert: According to reports from the Republican Herald in ...

[sandyhook]

good job . maybe citizens could purchase these tazer guns. now what about a ballot on that?

[colonel john liptok]

if that is directed at me id say "what the hell are you talking about?"
a ballot on what?
you carry tasers you have a 30 automatic shotgun m16s and various other weapons down at city hall and in the cars.
any one can buy tasers already so whats your point?
you can go to galls or nic or anywhere they sell self defense weapons and buy whatever you want from guns to mace to tasers.
you dont need a license for them and quite honestly theres no need for them in a city this small.
another point being that its not what you have in your hands its whats in your head.
"guns dont kill people people kill people"
if your trained by the military you dont need any weapons YOU are the weapon.

[Palladian]

shock all the baaaassssstards

[sandyhook]

shock the monkeys,dont you know you got to shock the monkeys.

[sandyhook]

this is why youre not in the military anymore colonel. because you are definitely the weapon. you should hook up with a suicide bomber, maybe they could give you some tips. you could blow up camp hill! you could blow up all the cops that you think are stalking you!WAIT! you could blow up your house and then we wont need you as our new mayor because you'll be passed on, WOW, YOU CAN BE GOD NEXT!

[pa hillbilly]

carefull maybe he has a taser gun and is planning to stunn everyone into submission.
beam me up scotty theres only crazies downhere.

[cheesy]

taser him now! taser him now!