Mental health and substance abuse tre...

Mental health and substance abuse treatment facility to open in Detroit

There are 2 comments on the Examiner.com story from Oct 28, 2012, titled Mental health and substance abuse treatment facility to open in Detroit. In it, Examiner.com reports that:

A mental health, and substance abuse treatment facility is scheduled to open in early 2013 adding much needed services in the city of Detroit.

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Burgydean

Rincon, GA

#1 Oct 28, 2012
Duh, do ya think !
Evelina

Henderson, NV

#2 Oct 29, 2012


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