Paddy was driving down the road at humungus speedings and his concrete paving slabs fell off his 4x4 as he went over a big bump in the road' he was pulled up by the a friendly Police officer' and he said yer broken the LAW' Paddy said' you mean i've broken my slabs' the nice Police officer said:- Paddy yev' still broke the Law' Paddy said' I suppose I have really' but i'll tell what i'll do' I'll give up me Bonus for yers' the nice Policeman said' well Paddy thats a good nice jesture' is yer name FRED GOODWIN or is it BOB DIAMOND cause I let them off last year!
THen Paddy replies to the nice friendly Police officer no' me name is JIM BROWN