Fixed a lady’s computer, and sure enough, 2 weeks later, she calls me back because of more porn.

The virus is xpantivirus.com and takes a lot of time to remove because of all the viruses it brings along….

Anyhow, she was drinking beer at noon, celebrating winning a divorce settlement against her previous husband.

I ignored the drinking, and most of the comments. But then I said ’see this’ and pointed to her computer. She tried to sit on my lap!(That should have told me something, but, I didn’t understand it at the time).

Anyhow, I finish removing all the viruses, present her with a bill and she said “get out”. I said, but you haven’t paid me yet.

She repeated ‘get out’, and I said,‘well I best remove the programs I left on your computer’. I then removed the anti-virus program (she didn’t pay for it anyway). I was tempted to put back the viruses, but stupidly, I have some pride.

She did call the next day to apologize and promise the cheque is in the mail. It still is in the mail, right? Too bad we are not allowed to post her email address? s_stefnjack@yahoo.com