Naked pilot, flight attendant charged after romp in woods

An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest.

[John Dolittle]

Naked pilot, flight attendant charged after romp in woods. wow what the hell does it matter what they were doing, where can i get tickets, this sounds like fun. I wonder if he got the mile high award yet? any pictures of her? if shes good looking,ticket sales be trough the roof. hahaha. my dog walks around with his dong hanging out but we don't look. a man and a intoxicated woman sounds like a good show, people need to mind there own business, now there lives are F&@k up cuz of the old bat up the street that called it in. Thanks ladie for messing up the good party.

[Smedley]

They were practicing military SERE training (Survive, Evade, Resist, Escape). Give them a medal.

[Don]

Love it! Poor Bradford. That heat seeking helicopter would never have caught me, as my member is so small, it would not have eminated enough heat. After all these years, finally justification for my small member.

[The Irishmen]

Well thank GOD they weren't doing it while he was flying the plane

[Chris]

Smedley wrote:

They were practicing military SERE training (Survive, Evade, Resist, Escape). Give them a medal.

Or two medals, depending on how well they performed.