Northwest Flight Attendants Reject Cuts

[Brown Sugar]

NWARETCAPT wrote:

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You talkin' about ol' "Sheets" Byrd?

Yep! But never heard him referred to as "Sheets." That was the most disgusting display of affection I have ever witnessed.....and from the U.S. Senate. Damn! I could not believe what I was watching. I saw something the other day that gave ole Harry Reed's nickname as "Pinky." What outstanding congressional leadership we have.

[YoUpThere]

NWARETCAPT wrote:

It is so satisfying to post (once again) the coments of the individual whoes initials are: YoUp There, so you don't forget her true feelings about the folks who lost their jobs at NWA, or took severe pay cuts.
Post# 187 on the thread titled Delta: Say So Long to NWA airline HQ.
"Why is it that all the bitter toilet cleaners, seatbelt crossers and wrench turners on here continue to show through their lack of intelligence that they were no great loss?"
She, of course, is the token Rhodes Scholar in the crowd. Just ask her.
I wonder what her life experience really is. Did she serve her country wearing the uniform of any branch of the military? She knows everything about how a military unit works.
How many years has she put in at any job, let alone with the airlines, if she's ever worked there. She knows everything about the airlines and what the employees do and have recently experienced.
God, I'd give anything to be as brilliant as she is. But, alas, you can only get just so much from an ignorant bigot such as I. I have accepted the reality that I could never measure up to someone as bright, compassionate and altruistic as she.
Well, time to go to the cleaners and get my sheets.

Once again, the captain in dense doesn't quite get the finer points of a post as this was explained once before. The operative words of my post were 'ON HERE.' Perhaps now, this out of date racist/bigot can get it straight the second time around.

Sheets usually have to be dry cleaned because the Depends leaked. Sucks to be you...

[YoUpThere]

To all who have lost their jobs to oursourcing, there is a racist poster on here who goes by the name of NWARETCAPT who wants to remind you that it's YOUR fault your jobs are gone.

NWARETCAPT Wrote:
isn't the largest reason for outsourcing jobs the American consumer? How many GM and Ford workers are driving foreign cars? How many union workers have, for years, bought cheaper, foreign made products at Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Target?

Remember all you union and non union American workers. It's YOUR fault. It has nothing to do with higher profits, corporate greed or cheap overseas labor. It's YOUR fault and YOU'RE the 'largest reason' that you lost your jobs overseas according to NWARETCAPT.

[NWARETCAPT]

YoUpThere wrote:

To all who have lost their jobs to oursourcing, there is a racist poster on here who goes by the name of NWARETCAPT who wants to remind you that it's YOUR fault your jobs are gone.
NWARETCAPT Wrote:
isn't the largest reason for outsourcing jobs the American consumer? How many GM and Ford workers are driving foreign cars? How many union workers have, for years, bought cheaper, foreign made products at Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Target?
Remember all you union and non union American workers. It's YOUR fault. It has nothing to do with higher profits, corporate greed or cheap overseas labor. It's YOUR fault and YOU'RE the 'largest reason' that you lost your jobs overseas according to NWARETCAPT.

Pretty much sums it up, except for your idotic racist comments. I have done nothing in my life that can be construed as racist and a number of things that would show the opposite. In other words, you're lying. I take that back. You're ignorant of the facts.

Never said that profits weren't in the equation. But it was the consumer that created the demand for foreign products. I'm not the only one who agrees that this is the case. If you want to take the time and waste it looking for other posts that agree with me, go ahead. You're the first who has not agree that the consumer has driven the market for foreign products.

Your insults to many posters on this thread and others pretty much defines you. I always thought that name calling was a sure sign of little education, and/or class. I will concede you are well educated.

[Tbone]

Brown Sugar wrote:

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Who-weeeeeeee! Now I have heard it all! Kind demeanor and good humor? Those passengers must have been deaf, dumb and blind. Experience up front? Very possible! Flight deck entertainment? See what happened in Harrisburg because FAA locked the COCK pit doors? They had to go out in the woods. Now if those doors had been left open, just think of the entertainment value that would have been for bored passengers? Beats Elvis impersonations all to hell.

In many cases, the naked crewmember thing would work pretty well. We're supposed to wear our hats when in view of the public. Probably still work-not for me, but some of the younger ones...maybe even some of the males...nah.

[NWARETCAPT]

I will also concede that my reference to Senator Byrd as "Sheets" was very classless. It does not change my thoughts on the matter of name calling.

He is, however, the only Senator I have heard use the "N" word on the Senate floor.

[Brown Sugar]

Tbone wrote:

<quoted text>In many cases, the naked crewmember thing would work pretty well. We're supposed to wear our hats when in view of the public. Probably still work-not for me, but some of the younger ones...maybe even some of the males...nah.

So in the instant case, the pilot should/would have been wearing his hat, flip-flops and his watch. Elvis couldn't hold a candle to such a scene. Smiling broadly! Wonder what they were drinking....musta been something stronger than Georgia Moonshine?

[Robbin Marks]

Far sighted wrote:

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Oh DAVE, while your wanting to play with the pilots is sweet, they probably would snub you in real life. You have absolutely no idea about any of this airline stuff. Let her go, you're not going to reconnect with her on here, I can assure you of that!
Sawat dee DAVE, why don't you stick to what you know best, the Sweat Shop. There must be Sweat Shop blogs where you can hone your draconian management skills, learning more methods to get those Thai slaves to be more productive for you, BTW, any relatives out on the production line??? Your kid old enough to work yet? What's he about 5? Guess you'll have to wait another year... Hurry along now, get back out there before Wal-mart cancels an order!!!(lot noi dai mai?)!!!
(gosh, I felt like I was possessed by the spirit of YOU typing this last one) ;-) Have a nice day!lagon!

Hey Scabbie, I thought this was a sweat shop site? I mean what are you making?

[Robbin Marks]

YoUpThere wrote:

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Once again, the captain in dense doesn't quite get the finer points of a post as this was explained once before. The operative words of my post were 'ON HERE.' Perhaps now, this out of date racist/bigot can get it straight the second time around.
Sheets usually have to be dry cleaned because the Depends leaked. Sucks to be you...

Just because you do your own laundry does not mean everyone does. Perhaps if you got a real job you could afford to send yours out as well.

More name calling please!

I am the grand-poo-ba-nincompoop of the world!!!!! Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, Hey, YouDownThere, fetch sash and tiara, I’m off the coronation!

[Far sighted]

Robbin Marks wrote:

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Hey Scabbie, I thought this was a sweat shop site? I mean what are you making?

you do have a point there!

[Robbin Marks]

That said, what happend to our pal too-tired-to-be-a-slave?

[Far sighted]

YoUpThere wrote:

YoUpThere, it's nice that you're taking some of the fighting over for me. Since you are new to these parts I thought I should give you a little back ground. These guys do get to be tedious at times. Allow me to introduce you to this scary, rarely comical cast of characters. Only comical in their absurdity.
TBONE aka,Chopped Liver,Rump Roast, Pork Butt, Chicken Butt, Tube Steak, Beef Jerky, and lately, BIG JERKY. He is a major scab sympathizer, makes one think he might possibly be one himself! Works for ValueJet=AirTran. An extreme Right winger who buys all the Karl Rove talking points hook line and sinker and drinks the GOP Koolaide, like there's no tomorrow! Subscribes to the Rush Limp paw school of lies and half truths, may possibly be a graduate of the RICHARD M. Nixon Academy of dirty tricks and scullduggery. Known to obscenely brown nose Gramps for some unknown reason. Is a mean spirited good ole boy who tries to give the fun lovin' guy impression until you disagree with him, then he goes totally ballistic, in the scary sense. Has no control over his temper. Does not display good common sense. A frequent viewer of Glen Beck-need I say more... Fixated on sexual deviants- especially NAMBLA!?! A braggadocio and name dropper- Thinks he's funny but very rarely is.

NWARETCAPT aka GRAMPS-only I and a DAL pilot on another thread call him this, but I mean it in the kindest of ways-the DAL guy doesn't. GOD-I imagine his wife calls him this. Retired and livin' large on his BIG $160,000+++ annual pension-which HE TOTALLY DESERVES!!! Another member of the extreme right. Disregards all Democrats. Disregards equal rights for those who live alternative life styles. Ignores and defends constitutional travesties committed by the current administration. Staunch GOP supporter to a fault. Known to be extremely verbose... Sometimes self deprecating and charming.

Brown Sugar aka Texas Voter, Kimosabe, far too many more to mention. Is basically a parrot of other right wing posters on here. Never makes a point worth pondering. EXTREME REDNECK!!! Uneducated and unenlightened. Other right wingers on here ignore most of his posts- he is the "Everyman" of the Republican Party and they hate that he exposes them as shallow and mean spirited. Exposes the unsavory party they support. He is the perfect fall guy- so DUMB. Any one of them would throw him under the bus at the first opportunity to cover their A$$es. Drives a Hummer-need I say more??? Big defender of Tom Delay and others of the same ilk.

Robbin Marks, Morgen Dave, DAVE & other monikers but not memorable or worth looking up. Sweat Shop manager in Thailand. Had a thing for a F/A but she dumped him and he never recovered. BITTER! Basically enjoys playing devil's advocate, not very knowledgeable of the airline industry but gets a big kick out of talking to real live pilots and flight attendants. Can't get a job at home so is relegated to Sweat Shop work in third world countries. Famous line, spoken sarcastically "strike now and bring them to their knees" posted this many many many times during labor/ management unrest. Loves to rub salt in the wound. Another mean spirited Republican. Basically a low level player.

[Far sighted]

Robbin Marks wrote:

That said, what happend to our pal too-tired-to-be-a-slave?

??? miss her tho!

[Tbone]

Far sighted wrote:

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YoUpThere, it's nice that you're taking some of the fighting over for me. Since you are new to these parts I thought I should give you a little back ground. These guys do get to be tedious at times. Allow me to introduce you to this scary, rarely comical cast of characters. Only comical in their absurdity.
TBONE aka,Chopped Liver,Rump Roast, Pork Butt, Chicken Butt, Tube Steak, Beef Jerky, and lately, BIG JERKY. He is a major scab sympathizer, makes one think he might possibly be one himself! Works for ValueJet=AirTran. An extreme Right winger who buys all the Karl Rove talking points hook line and sinker and drinks the GOP Koolaide, like there's no tomorrow! Subscribes to the Rush Limp paw school of lies and half truths, may possibly be a graduate of the RICHARD M. Nixon Academy of dirty tricks and scullduggery. Known to obscenely brown nose Gramps for some unknown reason. Is a mean spirited good ole boy who tries to give the fun lovin' guy impression until you disagree with him, then he goes totally ballistic, in the scary sense. Has no control over his temper. Does not display good common sense. A frequent viewer of Glen Beck-need I say more... Fixated on sexual deviants- especially NAMBLA!?! A braggadocio and name dropper- Thinks he's funny but very rarely is.
NWARETCAPT aka GRAMPS-only I and a DAL pilot on another thread call him this, but I mean it in the kindest of ways-the DAL guy doesn't. GOD-I imagine his wife calls him this. Retired and livin' large on his BIG $160,000+++ annual pension-which HE TOTALLY DESERVES!!! Another member of the extreme right. Disregards all Democrats. Disregards equal rights for those who live alternative life styles. Ignores and defends constitutional travesties committed by the current administration. Staunch GOP supporter to a fault. Known to be extremely verbose... Sometimes self deprecating and charming.
Brown Sugar aka Texas Voter, Kimosabe, far too many more to mention. Is basically a parrot of other right wing posters on here. Never makes a point worth pondering. EXTREME REDNECK!!! Uneducated and unenlightened. Other right wingers on here ignore most of his posts- he is the "Everyman" of the Republican Party and they hate that he exposes them as shallow and mean spirited. Exposes the unsavory party they support. He is the perfect fall guy- so DUMB. Any one of them would throw him under the bus at the first opportunity to cover their A$$es. Drives a Hummer-need I say more??? Big defender of Tom Delay and others of the same ilk.
Robbin Marks, Morgen Dave, DAVE & other monikers but not memorable or worth looking up. Sweat Shop manager in Thailand. Had a thing for a F/A but she dumped him and he never recovered. BITTER! Basically enjoys playing devil's advocate, not very knowledgeable of the airline industry but gets a big kick out of talking to real live pilots and flight attendants. Can't get a job at home so is relegated to Sweat Shop work in third world countries. Famous line, spoken sarcastically "strike now and bring them to their knees" posted this many many many times during labor/ management unrest. Loves to rub salt in the wound. Another mean spirited Republican. Basically a low level player.

...And fs...obviously hasn't had sex in decades...at least with anyone else.

[NWARETCAPT]

Far sighted wrote:

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YoUpThere, it's nice that you're taking some of the fighting over for me. Since you are new to these parts I thought I should give you a little back ground. These guys do get to be tedious at times. Allow me to introduce you to this scary, rarely comical cast of characters. Only comical in their absurdity.

NWARETCAPT aka GRAMPS-only I and a DAL pilot on another thread call him this, but I mean it in the kindest of ways-the DAL guy doesn't. GOD-I imagine his wife calls him this. Retired and livin' large on his BIG $160,000+++ annual pension-which HE TOTALLY DESERVES!!! Another member of the extreme right. Disregards all Democrats. Disregards equal rights for those who live alternative life styles. Ignores and defends constitutional travesties committed by the current administration. Staunch GOP supporter to a fault. Known to be extremely verbose... Sometimes self deprecating and charming.

Now FS, that is hilarious!! I will not attempt to speak for the others and wreck their fun at a shot at this (what was it you used to call them when I wrote them?) oh yeah, essay. No, no... long winded essay.
Now about me disregarding all Democrats. Common FS, do I disregard you? I loved Adli Stevenson, have great respect for Harry Truman, and I don't really have a beef with Harold Ford. Tip O'Neil was a great statesman and currently, I like Joe Lieberman. My "favorite Democrate", as I like to call her (a neighbor) will be joining us for dinner with her husband next week and we agree on more things than we disagree on. You might find that that's the case with us if we had a face to face sit down. But, where can you have more fun yankin' someone's chain than right here at the "Know nothing Hotel?" LOL
Can't wait to hear the others read this thing you wrote. Gotta show it to the Mrs. She'll howl.
You know, I'll bet you and she flew trips together out of DTW. She was a 36 year F/A and flew out of DTW for years. Remember those trips commuters flew that went Detroit to Frankfort, back to Detroit. Lay over a day. Then off to Beijing, then back to Detroit? That's what she was doin' before retirement. We met on a DC10 flight to Frankfort in '94. All's been good ever since.
I prostituted myself and bid back to the B747 to enhance the retirement. God I loved that DC10!

[Robbin Marks]

Far sighted wrote:

<quoted text>
YoUpThere, it's nice that you're taking some of the fighting over for me. Since you are new to these parts I thought I should give you a little back ground. These guys do get to be tedious at times. Allow me to introduce you to this scary, rarely comical cast of characters. Only comical in their absurdity.
TBONE aka,Chopped Liver,Rump Roast, Pork Butt, Chicken Butt, Tube Steak, Beef Jerky, and lately, BIG JERKY. He is a major scab sympathizer, makes one think he might possibly be one himself! Works for ValueJet=AirTran. An extreme Right winger who buys all the Karl Rove talking points hook line and sinker and drinks the GOP Koolaide, like there's no tomorrow! Subscribes to the Rush Limp paw school of lies and half truths, may possibly be a graduate of the RICHARD M. Nixon Academy of dirty tricks and scullduggery. Known to obscenely brown nose Gramps for some unknown reason. Is a mean spirited good ole boy who tries to give the fun lovin' guy impression until you disagree with him, then he goes totally ballistic, in the scary sense. Has no control over his temper. Does not display good common sense. A frequent viewer of Glen Beck-need I say more... Fixated on sexual deviants- especially NAMBLA!?! A braggadocio and name dropper- Thinks he's funny but very rarely is.
NWARETCAPT aka GRAMPS-only I and a DAL pilot on another thread call him this, but I mean it in the kindest of ways-the DAL guy doesn't. GOD-I imagine his wife calls him this. Retired and livin' large on his BIG $160,000+++ annual pension-which HE TOTALLY DESERVES!!! Another member of the extreme right. Disregards all Democrats. Disregards equal rights for those who live alternative life styles. Ignores and defends constitutional travesties committed by the current administration. Staunch GOP supporter to a fault. Known to be extremely verbose... Sometimes self deprecating and charming.
Brown Sugar aka Texas Voter, Kimosabe, far too many more to mention. Is basically a parrot of other right wing posters on here. Never makes a point worth pondering. EXTREME REDNECK!!! Uneducated and unenlightened. Other right wingers on here ignore most of his posts- he is the "Everyman" of the Republican Party and they hate that he exposes them as shallow and mean spirited. Exposes the unsavory party they support. He is the perfect fall guy- so DUMB. Any one of them would throw him under the bus at the first opportunity to cover their A$$es. Drives a Hummer-need I say more??? Big defender of Tom Delay and others of the same ilk.
Robbin Marks, Morgen Dave, DAVE & other monikers but not memorable or worth looking up. Sweat Shop manager in Thailand. Had a thing for a F/A but she dumped him and he never recovered. BITTER! Basically enjoys playing devil's advocate, not very knowledgeable of the airline industry but gets a big kick out of talking to real live pilots and flight attendants. Can't get a job at home so is relegated to Sweat Shop work in third world countries. Famous line, spoken sarcastically "strike now and bring them to their knees" posted this many many many times during labor/ management unrest. Loves to rub salt in the wound. Another mean spirited Republican. Basically a low level player.

Thanks Scabbie, that was sweet!

Hey how many more days until Nancy is going to come save you from the Evil management?

You know, if you would have respected the mechanics picket line as you had ever right to do, you would not be in the position you are in now.

Poor Scabbie, don’t worry, only a few more months and everything is going to be soooooo much better!

[Tbone]

Far sighted wrote:

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YoUpThere, it's nice that you're taking some of the fighting over for me. Since you are new to these parts I thought I should give you a little back ground. These guys do get to be tedious at times. Allow me to introduce you to this scary, rarely comical cast of characters. Only comical in their absurdity.
TBONE aka,Chopped Liver,Rump Roast, Pork Butt, Chicken Butt, Tube Steak, Beef Jerky, and lately, BIG JERKY. He is a major scab sympathizer, makes one think he might possibly be one himself! Works for ValueJet=AirTran. An extreme Right winger who buys all the Karl Rove talking points hook line and sinker and drinks the GOP Koolaide, like there's no tomorrow! Subscribes to the Rush Limp paw school of lies and half truths, may possibly be a graduate of the RICHARD M. Nixon Academy of dirty tricks and scullduggery. Known to obscenely brown nose Gramps for some unknown reason. Is a mean spirited good ole boy who tries to give the fun lovin' guy impression until you disagree with him, then he goes totally ballistic, in the scary sense. Has no control over his temper. Does not display good common sense. A frequent viewer of Glen Beck-need I say more... Fixated on sexual deviants- especially NAMBLA!?! A braggadocio and name dropper- Thinks he's funny but very rarely is.
NWARETCAPT aka GRAMPS-only I and a DAL pilot on another thread call him this, but I mean it in the kindest of ways-the DAL guy doesn't. GOD-I imagine his wife calls him this. Retired and livin' large on his BIG $160,000+++ annual pension-which HE TOTALLY DESERVES!!! Another member of the extreme right. Disregards all Democrats. Disregards equal rights for those who live alternative life styles. Ignores and defends constitutional travesties committed by the current administration. Staunch GOP supporter to a fault. Known to be extremely verbose... Sometimes self deprecating and charming.
Brown Sugar aka Texas Voter, Kimosabe, far too many more to mention. Is basically a parrot of other right wing posters on here. Never makes a point worth pondering. EXTREME REDNECK!!! Uneducated and unenlightened. Other right wingers on here ignore most of his posts- he is the "Everyman" of the Republican Party and they hate that he exposes them as shallow and mean spirited. Exposes the unsavory party they support. He is the perfect fall guy- so DUMB. Any one of them would throw him under the bus at the first opportunity to cover their A$$es. Drives a Hummer-need I say more??? Big defender of Tom Delay and others of the same ilk.
Robbin Marks, Morgen Dave, DAVE & other monikers but not memorable or worth looking up. Sweat Shop manager in Thailand. Had a thing for a F/A but she dumped him and he never recovered. BITTER! Basically enjoys playing devil's advocate, not very knowledgeable of the airline industry but gets a big kick out of talking to real live pilots and flight attendants. Can't get a job at home so is relegated to Sweat Shop work in third world countries. Famous line, spoken sarcastically "strike now and bring them to their knees" posted this many many many times during labor/ management unrest. Loves to rub salt in the wound. Another mean spirited Republican. Basically a low level player.

"He is a major scab sympathizer, makes one think he might possibly be one himself!"-careful there, fuzzball, I come from a union family, and defended and stood up for by bro's and sis's in ways that you would be demanding overtime pay for, if you had a clue how to handle a truly tough situation-not wanting to be lead shows your true skill level when it comes to leadership...when you call or alude to someone being a scab and you've entered a level you will not escape EVER if you are wrong. And you are wrong. Stop cr@pping out your mouth, puhleez.
CAPT, yer right, that DC-10 is a beautiful airplane to fly! As far as sucking up, do I have to take the fat one AGAIN? Oh yer right, that's just good CRM.

[Tbone]

Far sighted wrote:

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YoUpThere, it's nice that you're taking some of the fighting over for me. Since you are new to these parts I thought I should give you a little back ground. These guys do get to be tedious at times. Allow me to introduce you to this scary, rarely comical cast of characters. Only comical in their absurdity.
TBONE aka,Chopped Liver,Rump Roast, Pork Butt, Chicken Butt, Tube Steak, Beef Jerky, and lately, BIG JERKY. He is a major scab sympathizer, makes one think he might possibly be one himself! Works for ValueJet=AirTran. An extreme Right winger who buys all the Karl Rove talking points hook line and sinker and drinks the GOP Koolaide, like there's no tomorrow! Subscribes to the Rush Limp paw school of lies and half truths, may possibly be a graduate of the RICHARD M. Nixon Academy of dirty tricks and scullduggery. Known to obscenely brown nose Gramps for some unknown reason. Is a mean spirited good ole boy who tries to give the fun lovin' guy impression until you disagree with him, then he goes totally ballistic, in the scary sense. Has no control over his temper. Does not display good common sense. A frequent viewer of Glen Beck-need I say more... Fixated on sexual deviants- especially NAMBLA!?! A braggadocio and name dropper- Thinks he's funny but very rarely is.
NWARETCAPT aka GRAMPS-only I and a DAL pilot on another thread call him this, but I mean it in the kindest of ways-the DAL guy doesn't. GOD-I imagine his wife calls him this. Retired and livin' large on his BIG $160,000+++ annual pension-which HE TOTALLY DESERVES!!! Another member of the extreme right. Disregards all Democrats. Disregards equal rights for those who live alternative life styles. Ignores and defends constitutional travesties committed by the current administration. Staunch GOP supporter to a fault. Known to be extremely verbose... Sometimes self deprecating and charming.
Brown Sugar aka Texas Voter, Kimosabe, far too many more to mention. Is basically a parrot of other right wing posters on here. Never makes a point worth pondering. EXTREME REDNECK!!! Uneducated and unenlightened. Other right wingers on here ignore most of his posts- he is the "Everyman" of the Republican Party and they hate that he exposes them as shallow and mean spirited. Exposes the unsavory party they support. He is the perfect fall guy- so DUMB. Any one of them would throw him under the bus at the first opportunity to cover their A$$es. Drives a Hummer-need I say more??? Big defender of Tom Delay and others of the same ilk.
Robbin Marks, Morgen Dave, DAVE & other monikers but not memorable or worth looking up. Sweat Shop manager in Thailand. Had a thing for a F/A but she dumped him and he never recovered. BITTER! Basically enjoys playing devil's advocate, not very knowledgeable of the airline industry but gets a big kick out of talking to real live pilots and flight attendants. Can't get a job at home so is relegated to Sweat Shop work in third world countries. Famous line, spoken sarcastically "strike now and bring them to their knees" posted this many many many times during labor/ management unrest. Loves to rub salt in the wound. Another mean spirited Republican. Basically a low level player.

He is a major scab sympathizer, makes one think he might possibly be one himself!--Another MAJOR mistake...you are a just a disgruntled person occupying a crew position...not a proud union member. CAPT, I agree, that DC-10 was an joy to fly. I hung around it as a kid...and couldn't hardly breathe the first I got to fly her as a 'street captain.(AF type) When I see the silhouette of one, she brings back some good memories...and yer right, some long days/nights. The next concerns fs only, not any of the sharper fa's.

[Tbone]

How are fs and a penguin alike?

[Tbone]

Both have wings...but neither knows how to fly...only one waddles along...the penguin slides along the ice...only one thrives in a totally frigid environment...the penquin lives in the Polar Circle...only one has a glued-on never-changing always staring face with a beak and squawks only obnoxious and loud noises and shreaks, the penguin is kinda cute and sounds only loud...and, since we've all been analyzed by Dr. Fotoshop...only the penguin works well with those next to it...thus would make a good crew and union member...cheers!