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Since: Oct 10
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Saved a fortune on the divorce.
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Since: Oct 10
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I hope her affairs were in order..
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“FRANKLY I DON'T ”
Since: Jan 08
Rochester, NY
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suicides always lose their weapon
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Since: Apr 09
Hotel California
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Pretty easy to guess what he was thinking.
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“So, what's the speed of dark??”
Since: Mar 08
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Never... NEVER clean your guns at your wedding....
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“Forehead wrinkle”
Since: Dec 10
Homefries
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“My sister was a wonderful person who loved and wanted to be loved,” said the bride's sister, Lucia Helena Coelho.“He was happy, she was happy, the party was beautiful. His family adored her and doesn't understand this.” Uh.....I assume the party was beautiful BEFORE the incident......
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Krypteia
Brighton, UK
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Was it a shotgun wedding..
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“FRANKLY I DON'T ”
Since: Jan 08
Rochester, NY
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Always Wary wrote: Pretty easy to guess what he was thinking. he ain't getting my wife
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“FRANKLY I DON'T ”
Since: Jan 08
Rochester, NY
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jumpinjack wrote: Never... NEVER clean your guns at your wedding.... pipes ....... oooooooops yipes
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uCantSeeMe
Inglis, FL
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A baaaaad case of cold feet!
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“Loyalty unto thyself”
Since: Nov 07
"you get back what you give"
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Bummer dude, bet the reception sucked.
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Since: Aug 09
Philadelphia, PA
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Simply_Red wrote: Bummer dude, bet the reception sucked. Of all things a Grateful Dead tribute band had been booked....
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“We're all Bozos on this bus”
Since: Jan 07
Indianapolis, IN
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When they said 'til death do you part' they didn't mean right this minute.
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Since: Aug 09
Philadelphia, PA
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On a brighter note I always think it's touching when the bride only wears her wedding dress once - on the special day itself. As will certainly be the case here....
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The Monkey
Hampton, VA
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Didn't shoot the mother-in-law?
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Since: Oct 10
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corrective_unconscious wrote: On a brighter note I always think it's touching when the bride only wears her wedding dress once - on the special day itself. As will certainly be the case here.... A little club soda takes the brain stains out...
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“We're all Bozos on this bus”
Since: Jan 07
Indianapolis, IN
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Imagine having to pop for a wedding AND a funeral out of the same paycheck! That's not going to leave much for beer and ciggies.
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“youbeateverythin g youknowthat ”
Since: Apr 07
Buffalo, NY
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Was she REALLY that bad? All because of leaving the toilet seat up.
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sane
Mississauga, Canada
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you crazy siko's it's not funny.shame on you.
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