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Adam the Macho Lifeguard

Palm City, FL

#1 Oct 8, 2009
Are Lifeguards tougher than MMA/UFC fighters? or even boxers? I ask that becuase we are put through such rigorous training regiments that we can probably take to any of these guys. The ocean is our ring!
Pulla Shoop

Hollywood, FL

#2 Oct 9, 2009
Adam the Macho Lifeguard wrote:
Are Lifeguards tougher than MMA/UFC fighters? or even boxers? I ask that becuase we are put through such rigorous training regiments that we can probably take to any of these guys. The ocean is our ring!
Lifeguards, though probably tougher than marines, soldiers, cops, or firefighters, cannot compete with MMA fighters. I guess you would win in the ocean becuase a pin is equal to drowning. But if you are the same Adam the Macho Lifeguard from South Beach than you are playing coy. You are one of the top MMA amateurs in the South East who just happens to be a lifeguard. NICE TRY MAHO!
Jim Mcgee

Miami, FL

#3 Oct 16, 2009
I can drink beer while standing on my head....Does that make me tough too. Just the idea that speedo wearing ego-maniacs think that they are so tough, then head on down to the octagon pretty boys!!
JoAnna Woods

Boone, NC

#4 Oct 16, 2009
Adam,
Sounds like you have not been hit on the chin! You would know the answer.
Adam the Macho Lifeguard

Miami, FL

#5 Oct 18, 2009
I am a god of sand and sea. I can beat anyone, anywhere, anytime. I am a lifeguard. Hear me roar!!
Jennifer Aquaman-Wong

Palm City, FL

#6 Oct 21, 2009
Is this the same Lifeguard Adam that acted at the Little Acorn Theatre on Miami Beach? If so, you were one heck of a UFC fighter in your day.
Shot Gun Jake

Saint Cloud, FL

#7 Oct 22, 2009
I'm da bad ass! Heavily armed and ready for combat!!! Bring It On!!!!!
Adam the Macho Lifeguard

Miami, FL

#8 Oct 22, 2009
Shot Gun Jake wrote:
I'm da bad ass! Heavily armed and ready for combat!!! Bring It On!!!!!
Big boy...I possess the "Herpes Haymaker"....I work down at the old 1-2 on South Beach......Come on down and go back home very sore, very raw, and very sandy!
Barry Devlin

Palm City, FL

#9 Oct 23, 2009
I saw Adam the Macho Lifeguard knock out Brett Taylor back in 1998. A few years back he beat top rated Arvee Harbor. But I do think his best years are behind him. There is word that he was going to fight Kimbo Slice but I think Slice is too big for him.
Adam the Macho Lifeguard

Miami, FL

#10 Oct 23, 2009
Jennifer Aquaman-Wong wrote:
Is this the same Lifeguard Adam that acted at the Little Acorn Theatre on Miami Beach? If so, you were one heck of a UFC fighter in your day.
ONE IN THE SAME LITTLE LADY. I STARRED IN THE VERY OFF BROADWAY VERSIONS OF "SHINDLER'S FIST" AND "SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES" BACK IN THE MID 90s. MORE RECENTLY I DID A FOOTBALL PLAY CALLED " TROJANS SCORE".

I AM BACK IN TRAINING PREPARING FOR A NATIONAL LIFEGUARD TOUGHMAN CONTEST. AS YOU KNOW, LIFEGUARDS ARE BY FAR THE TOUGHEST OF ALL MEN!
Fidel

Miami, FL

#11 Oct 23, 2009
Hey Macho. Aren't you fighting for Team Shevlin of the rainbow coalition.?
Jason Daliar

Palm City, FL

#12 Oct 26, 2009
Adam the MLG won this past weekend at the Hard Rock by knock out over Wave Ryditz of Greensboro. Pretty good action....It was in the Sunday Sun-Sentinel.
Adam the Macho Lifeguard

Miami, FL

#13 Oct 27, 2009
Fidel wrote:
Hey Macho. Aren't you fighting for Team Shevlin of the rainbow coalition.?
You are thinking of Ben Rothwell and trhe Sharvlin fight club out of "Lawyers Like Fishee" Pub Club. Adam the Macho Lifeguard fights out of a little known club in South Beach called " Sweert, Sweaty Speedo".....It is financed by the Ukranian Moose Adam whoops up on Rothwell should they ever fight.
Adam the Macho Lifeguard

Miami, FL

#14 Oct 27, 2009
Jason Daliar wrote:
Adam the MLG won this past weekend at the Hard Rock by knock out over Wave Ryditz of Greensboro. Pretty good action....It was in the Sunday Sun-Sentinel.
THANKS FOR NOTICING. YOU KNOW BACK IN THE '90s WHEN I WAS PART PF THE MIAMI BEACH LIFEGAURDS' X-RATED BOXING NIGHT, I FOUGHT ONE OF THE TOUGFHEST FIGHTS OF MY CAREER. BRETT BLEAU JAB GAVE ME ALL I COULD HANDLE AND MORE. YOU MUST RISE TO THE LEVEL OF YOUR COMPETITION. YOU KNOW I WILL!!
Fidel

Miami, FL

#15 Oct 27, 2009
Hey Macho. didn't you box in the army when you were stationed in nam back in 70'?
Uncle Leo

Palm City, FL

#16 Oct 27, 2009
Fidel wrote:
Hey Macho. didn't you box in the army when you were stationed in nam back in 70'?
How old is this guy? We were totally out of Vietnam by May 1975. So even if he were 17 ( which is very doubtful), he would be pushing 50. I have no doubt this guy served his country, but probably in the late '80s. I think you got the wrong macho Lifegaurd here Fidel.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

Hialeah, FL

#17 Oct 28, 2009
Fidel wrote:
Hey Macho. didn't you box in the army when you were stationed in nam back in 70'?
I FOUGHT AT KHE SAHN BACK IN '67. I AM A RUGGED MAN OF LUSTFUL PLEASURE AND TOUGHNESS. IF AND WHEN I FIGHT KIMBO SLICE, I WILL DO TO HIM AS I DID TO BRETT BLEAU JAB DURING THE LIFEGUARD X-RATED SERIES ON SOUTH BEACH. THOUGH THIS TIME, I WILL NOT GIVE MY OPPONENT A BACK RUB AND SIP MIMOSAS WITH HIM AFTERWARD FROM SOME SECLUDED BUNGALO AT HEDONISM IN THE CARIBEBEAN. I AM ONE TOUGH DUDE. MMA & UFC, YOU GUYS ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.
FIDEL, GO BACK HOME. YOUR VISA HAS EXPIRED!
Fidel

Miami, FL

#18 Oct 28, 2009
hey macho. aren't you the one with all of those std's, i mean bantam weight titles.?
Uncle Leo

Palm City, FL

#19 Oct 28, 2009
Fidel wrote:
hey macho. aren't you the one with all of those std's, i mean bantam weight titles.?
You are a bit confused. AtMLG is probably a small heavy or crusier right at the limit. Bantam weight is about 118 lb. He claims to have been in country in 1967. He has found the Fpuntain of Youth apparently.
Irish Harvey

Hialeah, FL

#20 Oct 29, 2009
This Adam dude is a freak of nature. He is 63 years old and has been knocking out kids i their 20s. I have no doubt he can take it to Kimbo should they fight. However, I saw "Shindler's Fist" at the Little Acorn Play House some years back. I am not into gay porn.....What I am into is tough fighting. Adam can fight. he is a local phenom!

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