American women suck
bryan

New Hope, PA

#14645 Feb 12, 2010
Jeff wrote:
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The average height and weight of an American male is 5'9" and 180 lbs. The average height and weight of an american female is 5'4" and 164 lbs.
Typical brainwashed people who only consider the looks of a person and not how they act.
Full-Monty

Kingston, PA

#14646 Feb 12, 2010
Just Me Wolfie wrote:
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Keeps everyones hands clean. Folks know up front not at the back end what is going to come down. Hell my Mom insisted my husband sign one, LOL! Why should he get any of my assets or my family as
assets.
http://www.fireyourwife.com/

“Pardon my nosiness ”

Since: May 07

London, England

#14648 Feb 13, 2010
Full-Monty wrote:
Does Wolfie live in New York or London?
I'm actually thinking of learning German as a first language!

If I was ever to get divorced, which would never happen, I'd opt for an Iranian court.
Full-Monty

Kingston, PA

#14649 Feb 13, 2010
Tell you what. Women are FINE when they are by themselves, but IF you ever want to take ANY one of them seriously, make sure she doesn't do the "girls night out thing" too often (pretty much avoid "girls night out" bitches altogether - naturally, for commitment atleast.)

Pretty much just find a loner, or some chick who is the type who can NEVER get along with too many of today's crap women for good reason. That way, her retarded friends can't put ideas in her head, as well as her retarded friends can't put ideas in her head...that you are "controlling"...cuz she just doesn't have any friends anyway, for you to "control" her, to have her stay the hell away from TOO MANY/MOST of today's TALKERS/CHEATERS. Either that, or slut it off for life. And remember, "love, but don't let love control you, or destroy you, or KILL her."

http://www.fireyourwife.com/

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Pre-divorce advice your wife is getting (exact quotes from divorce books for women)

* Wait till he falls asleep. Rifle through his pockets.
* Does he fall asleep after sex? Have fun -- then rifle through his pockets!
* Go to Las Vegas or Atlantic City and tell him you lost it all -- except you did not.
* If your husband pays your credit card bills but won't share his cash, charge! Then return for cash refund or resell that expensive stuff to friends.
* If you cook, serve him hamburger, not steak. Pocket the difference.
* If a bill is for $220, round it up to a nearest hundred and enter $300.
* "Pay" the same phone or utility bill three times each month.
* Always carry something to remind you of your husband...like his credit card.
* Secrets are not necessarily bad. Putting money away can be a wonderful thing for a relationship.
* The first one who gets to the bank is the one to empty the joint accounts.
* Learn to aggravate your husband whenever possible.
* Criticize him daily... Accuse him of having affairs (falsely)... Lend his money to your relatives... Run up his credit cards... Nag, Nag, Nag...
* Control your husband by being alternately loving and indifferent to keep him in a state of continual concern.
* His money is going to be your money anyway when he drops dead.
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Women get such GREAT "advice" these days. Our children have ran astray.

Amok time. Good luck. It's not fine.

I'm proud to be an American. Or am I just suppose to say that?
bryan

New Hope, PA

#14651 Feb 13, 2010
Just Me Wolfie wrote:
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Keeps everyones hands clean. Folks know up front not at the back end what is going to come down. Hell my Mom insisted my husband sign one, LOL! Why should he get any of my assets or my family as
assets.
Wolfie does he at least get some of your ass-ets?
bryan

New Hope, PA

#14652 Feb 13, 2010
Jeff wrote:
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The average height and weight of an American male is 5'9" and 180 lbs. The average height and weight of an american female is 5'4" and 164 lbs.
The average size of an American guys cock is 6.5 inches
bryan

New Hope, PA

#14653 Feb 13, 2010
not that I know that from looking I just read about it, I wanted to see how I stood up
Cboyz

Irving, TX

#14654 Feb 15, 2010
Think for a Change wrote:
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No one says that you have to bring the entire family to the US, you moron. Can't find a job? That's nonsense. At least a foreign woman isn't going to divorce you as quickly and easily as an American woman, and most of them make great moms. Hell, most of them will cook for you and enjoy it, lol.
Amen brother

“Pardon my nosiness ”

Since: May 07

London, England

#14655 Feb 15, 2010
bryan wrote:
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The average size of an American guys cock is 6.5 inches
Is measuring them a part of your job description? Just asking!
bryan

New Hope, PA

#14656 Feb 15, 2010
reza june wrote:
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Is measuring them a part of your job description? Just asking!
If my ass bleeds then i know its big!! Haha no I just looked it up on the internet. Isn't the internet awesome? What do you think the average American woman would need to fill her needs? I mean human, not farm animals.

“I'M SO GLAM, I SPARKLE”

Since: Jun 08

Nashville Born, Chicago Raised

#14657 Feb 15, 2010
bryan wrote:
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America is not a country, it could mean Canada, Mexico or any other country in America.
You pretty much just restated what I said ...
Full-Monty

Kingston, PA

#14658 Feb 16, 2010
I noticed something. EnvyHer changed her picture. No longer is her queer looking loverboy in it, but now a queer BEING dyke kissing her.

Must have a thing for queers. Be it man or woman.

Strange. How queer of her.

I'll be damned, one of those "girls night out bitches" I just mentioned. Like i can see the future. See the future? Please. I am the future. Mentioned it, then seen a new picture.

Look at that nasty nasty hoe. Who is more nasty? The hoe kissing her, or the hoe her enjoying it?

Captains go down with the ship. Hoes go down on eachother. Thank God I'm a captain. I'd rather exchange my last words with George Clooney's buddy, with freezing water up to my neck, then fuck around and get AIDS from that bitch. Water coming slowly, slowly, slowly, is STILL faster, faster, faster, than dieing of AIDS. I want to go out fast.
Full-Monty

Kingston, PA

#14659 Feb 16, 2010
Post again. I don't understand anything. How come i can check out my post when i posted it UNDER Firefox...and can ONLY see it under Firefox? Then i check for it under IE and it aint nowhere to be seen.

Post it under IE just for the fuck of it.
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REPOSTED:

I noticed something. EnvyHer changed her picture. No longer is her queer looking loverboy in it, but now a queer BEING dyke kissing her.

Must have a thing for queers. Be it man or woman.

Strange. How queer of her.

I'll be damned, one of those "girls night out bitches" I just mentioned. Like i can see the future. See the future? Please. I am the future. Mentioned it, then seen a new picture.

Look at that nasty nasty hoe. Who is more nasty? The hoe kissing her, or the hoe her enjoying it?

Captains go down with the ship. Hoes go down on eachother. Thank God I'm a captain. I'd rather exchange my last words with George Clooney's buddy, with freezing water up to my neck, then fuck around and get AIDS from that bitch. Water coming slowly, slowly, slowly, is STILL faster, faster, faster, than dieing of AIDS. I want to go out fast.
Full-Monty

Kingston, PA

#14660 Feb 16, 2010
EnvMe wrote:
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You pretty much just restated what I said ...
Whatever the hell either of you said, I'm pretty sure Bryan would NEVER say what you said.

Bryan is an educated fabric shop owner fucker. You my dear, are nasty. Nasty. Nasrty. NASTY!!!!!!!!

And i bet you don't even own your own clothes and just do the "girl thing" and barrow them off your friends. I sure as fuck would never lend any of my friends my clothes. Other mens' jollies in my clothes? Yeah right. But I am a straight man. You no nothing about men, and you sure as hell dont know anything about being straight.

I swear, women just want to touch everything and everybody, and just juice everything the hell up. You can't even sit on a park bench, with sitting in some bitches slobber from her making out with her girlfriend before the sun had a chance to evaporate their AIDS into the air.
Full-Monty

Kingston, PA

#14661 Feb 16, 2010
Correction:
"...You can't even sit on a park bench, withOUT sitting in some bitches slobber....."

“I'M SO GLAM, I SPARKLE”

Since: Jun 08

Nashville Born, Chicago Raised

#14662 Feb 16, 2010
Full-Monty wrote:
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Whatever the hell either of you said, I'm pretty sure Bryan would NEVER say what you said.
Bryan is an educated fabric shop owner fucker. You my dear, are nasty. Nasty. Nasrty. NASTY!!!!!!!!
And i bet you don't even own your own clothes and just do the "girl thing" and barrow them off your friends. I sure as fuck would never lend any of my friends my clothes. Other mens' jollies in my clothes? Yeah right. But I am a straight man. You no nothing about men, and you sure as hell dont know anything about being straight.
I swear, women just want to touch everything and everybody, and just juice everything the hell up. You can't even sit on a park bench, with sitting in some bitches slobber from her making out with her girlfriend before the sun had a chance to evaporate their AIDS into the air.
Woww haha. Your ignorance incomparable.

And just so we know.. I'm engaged to a man. There are tons of pictures on my profile.. Haha. You judge so quickly and from what? My profile picture? Just so we're clear, she's my best friend and she's been with her MAN for over 6 years. She's a MA with PPH and her MAN owns his own business. My MAN and I both work for a bank. You are way too quick to judge, and thats sad.
Full-Monty

Kingston, PA

#14663 Feb 16, 2010
EnvMe wrote:
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Woww haha. Your ignorance incomparable.
And just so we know.. I'm engaged to a man. There are tons of pictures on my profile.. Haha. You judge so quickly and from what? My profile picture? Just so we're clear, she's my best friend and she's been with her MAN for over 6 years. She's a MA with PPH and her MAN owns his own business. My MAN and I both work for a bank. You are way too quick to judge, and thats sad.
That has jack to do with what I said. I don't care if you are engaged to a girly man or not. Any man who EVER smiles or TOUCHES you is a wimp. It doesn't mean you aren't bisexual and ALWAYS touching everybody. Even when they don't want you to.

I don't care who you work for. I wasn't even talking about MONEY. I don't care that you are a teller and look at everyone else's money all day. How does me saying i bet you barrow other womens' clothes have to do with anything? I didn't say you didn't own your own. Maybe I did,(i'd have to check) but that was the start of my accusations, not the end of them. I was dating this slutty chick similar to you a long time ago, and she had her own clothes, yet her and her friend wore eachother's. And her own mother didn't approve of it. I don't think I agreed with it either, but I don't think i said anything, cuz honestly I don't care. I'm just sick of everyone thinking men are perverts, when women are bigger perverts and have sex with eachother (more bi women than bi men)

Seriously. Most guys would think you are easy. The fact that you even responded to me says so.

“I'M SO GLAM, I SPARKLE”

Since: Jun 08

Nashville Born, Chicago Raised

#14664 Feb 17, 2010
Full-Monty wrote:
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That has jack to do with what I said. I don't care if you are engaged to a girly man or not. Any man who EVER smiles or TOUCHES you is a wimp. It doesn't mean you aren't bisexual and ALWAYS touching everybody. Even when they don't want you to.
I don't care who you work for. I wasn't even talking about MONEY. I don't care that you are a teller and look at everyone else's money all day. How does me saying i bet you barrow other womens' clothes have to do with anything? I didn't say you didn't own your own. Maybe I did,(i'd have to check) but that was the start of my accusations, not the end of them. I was dating this slutty chick similar to you a long time ago, and she had her own clothes, yet her and her friend wore eachother's. And her own mother didn't approve of it. I don't think I agreed with it either, but I don't think i said anything, cuz honestly I don't care. I'm just sick of everyone thinking men are perverts, when women are bigger perverts and have sex with eachother (more bi women than bi men)
Seriously. Most guys would think you are easy. The fact that you even responded to me says so.
How can you say similar to me, when you don't know me? I don't borrow clothes, for the simplistic fact that I have my own. I donít need anyone elseís. Not to mention I hardly have any friends that are girls, most of my friends are guys, gay guys to be more precise. Itís ignorant for you to judge all women, and think you know anything about me by just one that you've dated. The fact that you think that I'm easy because I responded to you, is really unintelligent. My response has nothing to do with my sexual orientation or deviations. Your arguments are not supported by any facts. And they can't be, for the simple fact that you don't know me.:)

With every response, its shows that you clearly suffer from a social/gender inferiority.

“Pardon my nosiness ”

Since: May 07

London, England

#14665 Feb 17, 2010
EnvMe wrote:
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How can you say similar to me, when you don't know me? I don't borrow clothes, for the simplistic fact that I have my own. I donít need anyone elseís. Not to mention I hardly have any friends that are girls, most of my friends are guys, gay guys to be more precise. Itís ignorant for you to judge all women, and think you know anything about me by just one that you've dated. The fact that you think that I'm easy because I responded to you, is really unintelligent. My response has nothing to do with my sexual orientation or deviations. Your arguments are not supported by any facts. And they can't be, for the simple fact that you don't know me.:)
With every response, its shows that you clearly suffer from a social/gender inferiority.
Lololol, You will never win an argument with Monty, you don't know our Monty like we do!
bryan

New Hope, PA

#14666 Feb 18, 2010
Full-Monty wrote:
I noticed something. EnvyHer changed her picture. No longer is her queer looking loverboy in it, but now a queer BEING dyke kissing her.
Must have a thing for queers. Be it man or woman.
Strange. How queer of her.
I'll be damned, one of those "girls night out bitches" I just mentioned. Like i can see the future. See the future? Please. I am the future. Mentioned it, then seen a new picture.
Look at that nasty nasty hoe. Who is more nasty? The hoe kissing her, or the hoe her enjoying it?
Captains go down with the ship. Hoes go down on eachother. Thank God I'm a captain. I'd rather exchange my last words with George Clooney's buddy, with freezing water up to my neck, then fuck around and get AIDS from that bitch. Water coming slowly, slowly, slowly, is STILL faster, faster, faster, than dieing of AIDS. I want to go out fast.
Aids is very hard to get from a vagina, you need to come in contact with some blood or semen, or some bloody semen.

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